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@goblinbox.com
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ex-sysadmin, former R&B vocalist, currently an ACS CCP® cheesemonger working in an artisan creamery and living in the high desert of rural oregon without a yeti goblinbox.com

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mush @goblinbox.com · 21h
it's my birthday
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mush @goblinbox.com · 28/09/2026
listen up i wanna say something and what i wanna say is CHEESE GRITS thank you
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mush @goblinbox.com · 26/09/2026
my job uses quickbooks so i get pay stubs thru qb workforce today it told me "based on your income" to apply for assistance and then gave links to weird insurances
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
local safeway never opens lanes for peak so you're forced to use self-checkout and get stuck standing there waiting for an override when something inevitably scans weird because you're not trained to work there and what i'm saying is fuck corporations
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/09/2026
ex invited me to his server i joined caught myself being a lil bitchy (getting over a long relationship and he does say dumb things) timed myself out until i could be nice few days later i could his friends kept saying come chat i went, it went off the rails, he got mad so i quit before being banned
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mush @goblinbox.com · 23/09/2026
just realized after a few days back on discord that the internet's final form is a party line all this technology and we're using it to gossip on group calls our young pros, moms, everybody checking in 5, 10 times a day, or doing marathon 20 hour shifts, all gossiping in a voice chat lol humans
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mush @goblinbox.com · 23/09/2026
moved all the shit on my desk around and even though it's exactly the same stuff it's like getting a whole new house or something the dusting helps more than you'd think lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 23/09/2026
cap one bought discover and since i hate them with a white hot fury i closed the account applied for another card elsewhere because i like to have a backup. i've had two cards forever, my score's like 840, & nothing else has changed they declined my application?! wt actual h
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
how tf is it one in the morning?! stG it was just 8:30; i haven't done anything but sit here WHERE DID THE TIME GO, WHO TOOK IT
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
pot pie in the oven! (it's basically fall) tofu and broccoli with cheese sauce! gonna be delicious & i remembered to taste the filling for salt this time
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mush @goblinbox.com · 22/09/2026
my fave eps have murderers telling columbo how smart he is he just straight up does not care; they always seem like it's a painful admission columbo uses his intellect as a tool and doesn't care if he's smart; they're so identified with being smart they turn evil be like columbo!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 19/09/2026
the power went out for long enough the manager and i left the cheese factory and went out for dinner excellent friday
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mush @goblinbox.com · 17/09/2026
got some queso botanero, about to make a quesadilla with mushrooms for #dinner 🍜 gonna be amaaaaaaaazing
gfifoods.com
Queso Botanero With Cilantro and Jalapeno
Made with the freshest Jalapeños & Cilantro. Smooth, creamy melting cheese perfect for quesadillas, nachos, grilled cheese or just as a snack. Bright and full of fun flavor, soon to be your new favori...
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mush @goblinbox.com · 14/09/2026
bought a frame for it so i know it existed at least once, but a 5x7" photo seems to have demanifested itself and is absolutely NOWHERE rude! also now i have an empty frame (for context it's a 5x7 of KALI MAA a friend sent me from amritapuri)
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mush @goblinbox.com · 14/09/2026
made instant pot rice & dal for #dinner 🍜 (seem to be out of masoor so it's toor dal this time but still a dang quick and easy meal)
recipesage.com
Spinach Dal With Rice
Spinach Dal with Rice, a favorite Indian lentil soup with an easy dump and done Instant Pot recipe.
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mush @goblinbox.com · 12/09/2026
CHEESE ENCHILADAS in chili gravy, refried beans, & veggies for #dinner 🍜 as i watch the french, convinced of victory, congratulating themselves before the battle of agincort while young branaugh's harry gives his we happy few feast of crispian speech
a shallow corelle plate of enchiladas, veggies, and beans, garnished with sour cream, on a desk with the foot of a wine glass nearby
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mush @goblinbox.com · 11/09/2026
my dad bought an 85" tv which was so fucking big (it was 4 times the size of my tv! it was over 25% the size of the whole south living room wall!! it weighed over 100 pounds!!!) that he had no choice but to send it back so i had to GET UP EARLY to help box it up & ofc they were THREE HOURS LATE!!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 11/09/2026
somebody gave me a big ass zucchini today and i need somebody else to give me ideas for what to do with it but i can't ask yet because don't know if it's just Big (oh no, it's like five zucchinis!) or if it's Too Big (oh no, this is bitter, full of seeds, soggy, and somehow also droopy)
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mush @goblinbox.com · 11/09/2026
a woman came to the shop today and asked for me BY STREET ADDRESS lol her folks used to live in my house (1967-2011) and she gave me the manuals for the furnace and the sprinkler system, including her dad's hand-drawn sprinkler system design! he was a drafter so it looks awesome enough to frame
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mush @goblinbox.com · 11/09/2026
i donate because i use it
donate.wikimedia.org
Make your donation now - Wikimedia Foundation
Donate to the Wikimedia Foundation, the nonprofit that hosts Wikipedia and other crucial free knowledge projects. Each year, the generosity of the 2% of readers who donate allows us to expand the reac...
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mush @goblinbox.com · 11/09/2026
was gonna bitch about my job but remembered that's boring so in lieu of that, here's what i cut, packaged, vacuumed, and/or labeled at work today:
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mush @goblinbox.com · 10/09/2026
vern and kelly vern and kelly certificates of appreciation and a replacement fire extinguisher!!! wish all news was like this lol
elkhornmediagroup.com
Reward offered after residents help extinguish suspicious fire in Milton-Freewater - Elkhorn Media Group
MILTON-FREEWATER — Local authorities are offering a $2,000 reward for information after two residents stopped ...Read More
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mush @goblinbox.com · 10/09/2026
i know i go on about it but this dish is so good: noodles, lentils, and sauteed onions doesn't sound like much, but once you get a bunch of garlic yogurt sauce and aleppo butter on there it's fucking amazing. and cheap. and filling. and delicious.
youtube.com
Easy, Affordable, Heavenly Meals in 10 Minutes | HINGEL: Turkish Manti Recipe with Lentil & Onion
YouTube video by Refika's Kitchen
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mush @goblinbox.com · 09/09/2026
the days seem the same length but somehow time's going fast as hell because it was JUST six months ago and now it's now
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mush @goblinbox.com · 08/09/2026
confronted with a rug that might slip, men demand it be anchored to the floor or removed making a mental note to step appropriately doesn't occur, but that's not the point: that they believe they have a RIGHT to walk stupid and not pay attention implies expectations of safety i do not have lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 08/09/2026
i go tealess for long stretches of time and so forget that a quality earl grey is a JOY
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mush @goblinbox.com · 05/09/2026
american cheesemakers tend to use microbial rennet rather than traditional calf-derived enzymes, making the majority of our domestic cheese vegetarian; meanwhile, american cheese (the process product we mock/eat 8 pounds of per capital annually) was quite probably invented by... the french
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mush @goblinbox.com · 05/09/2026
fuck yeah two dollar pizza for #dinner!
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mush @goblinbox.com · 04/09/2026
do you ever get suddenly & inexplicably Into Something For No Reason, spend an hour or four looking at it online & filling and editing shopping carts, only to glance down and realize that YOU ALREADY HAVE A RING WITH THAT GEMSTONE IN IT, AND YOU'RE WEARING IT RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY, or is that just me
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mush @goblinbox.com · 04/09/2026
me: hmm. wonder who the demographic is for this movie also me: aw shit it's me, isn't it. fuck. i'm the goddamn demo for this goddamned branaugh & reynolds movie, god DAMN it
bostonherald.com
Branagh, Reynolds star in irreverent Cold War action-comedy ‘Mayday’
“Mayday” is still pretty fun within its slick and self-aware packaging.
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mush @goblinbox.com · 04/09/2026
idk who needs to hear this, but spicy mexican peanuts + fried dal might be the AMAZING #cocktail mix you're looking for 🍜
fried dal and spicy Spanish peanuts with a small spoon in a bowl
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mush @goblinbox.com · 03/09/2026
my maternal gpa brought loose gem stones home from ww2 & each kid got one set in a ring at graduation & my mom and her sibs have been wearing these giant pink stones set in white gold my whole life when i graduated i got one too, picked out my stone and gma took me to the jewelers to have it set
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mush @goblinbox.com · 03/09/2026
sometimes i just make seven layer dip and eat it for #dinner
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mush @goblinbox.com · 02/09/2026
ok so: finally watching 'murderbot' it doesn't look or sound like i would have expected, the casting stills i saw during production made no sense for ANY of the characters, and the pacing--short little 20-minute one-event episodes?!?--is opposite the books and yet this little show fuckin' rules
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mush @goblinbox.com · 02/09/2026
real fancy* FLOT** with french fries for #dinner 🍜 *fancy = it's on bakery french bread **flot = facon lettuce onion tomato
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mush @goblinbox.com · 02/09/2026
september 1st's tomatoes not getting a crazy amount off this year's two plants, but have eaten plenty so far and already have a batch of simple, long-simmered sauce in the freezer should get another if they produce thru late october again this year
a plate covered in red, homegrown tomatoes sits on the tiled sideboard of my stainless kitchen sink
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mush @goblinbox.com · 01/09/2026
installed a bulletin board a few years back out of nostalgia but it kept getting hammered with russian spam and no people were using it so i turned registration off just took a look and there are 586 bots there right now, and at one point in february there were 13,839 rofl
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Rants - Index page
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mush @goblinbox.com · 01/09/2026
blockenheimer dot click—the site you use to block the whole rest of bsky when you're a baby who can't log off for a few hours—appears to be compromised: every attempt to reach it results in a forward to yet another site (or, i guess, it's my machine or DNS, but) either way: lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 31/08/2026
OMG IT'S TRACY ULlMAN!!!! (got a free week of apple tv and am bingeing 'ted lasso')
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mush @goblinbox.com · 31/08/2026
my roommate's all WHERE'S THE PEANUT BUTTER and i'm all WHERE IT ALWAYS IS, BEHIND THE HAM, OLIVES, RICE, AND ALMONDS YOU PUT IN FRONT OF IT, PROBABLY and then he goes, and then he yells from the kitchen HERE IT IS, I FOUND IT and it was right behind the cans of olives and ham he put in front of it
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mush @goblinbox.com · 31/08/2026
fuck yeah past me putting palak paneer and kala chana in the freezer, all i had to do was make rice for #dinner 🍜
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mush @goblinbox.com · 30/08/2026
jfc obviously people voted for him or he wouldn't have won but it wasn't me or anybody else on this website so will you PLEASE stop fuckin' scolding us and maybe go call your sister who didn't vote & your friend who didn't vote & your son who didn't vote instead THANKS
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mush @goblinbox.com · 30/08/2026
like, you can go for quite a long time without remembering this song, but then you get to remember this song again because i just posted it and it's right here, convenient for your OMG IT'S DOO WOP (THAT THING), HOLY SHIT HAVEN'T HEARD THIS IN A SEC, WHAT A FUCKIN' TRACK
youtube.com
Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by laurynhillvevo
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mush @goblinbox.com · 28/08/2026
omfg i don't mind if you help yourself to my delicious delice de bourgogne, but don't just scoop out the center! you goddamned babies, you literally work in a creamery! i'm the one who always buys it (because it's my favorite brie) but every time i take home the rest it's just rind lol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 27/08/2026
(this won't make any sense if you never learned transcendental meditation, but) omg they're doing superradiance on the internet now?!?
superradiance.online
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mush @goblinbox.com · 27/08/2026
i typed 'ffs' to a chatbot that didn't understand the context (i had received a spam email purporting to be from roundcube, i did not want support for using roundcube) and it replied that it had obviously reached the limits of what it could do and would i like an agent looooooooool
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mush @goblinbox.com · 27/08/2026
🎶 i do the rock, myself it's stimulating 🎶
youtu.be
I Do The Rock
YouTube video by Tim Curry - Topic
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/08/2026
this buzz ball tastes like cough syrup all the new flavors are weird
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mush @goblinbox.com · 25/08/2026
wine tasting at los rocosos! (except really it was a pairing meeting, so i didn't get to listen to the wine maker talk about his whole thing because i was busy with a coolerful of #cheese)
interior of the tasting room at los rocosos vineyard where the vines are barely ten feet from the wall ALSO one of the dogs stole and ate half a camembert while we were there lolol
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mush @goblinbox.com · 24/08/2026
when you're playing but have to stop suddenly to stare at the ceiling for a weirdly long time and then take a bath (a series of pics of trap, a black shorthair #cat with a tipped ear, on a mostly green rug playing with two foot-long inch-wide contact paper roll cores)
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