frielf @goblin.fans · 3hfish didn’t want to have to pay the cleaning fee for setting off a glitter bomb at the urologist’s office 140
frielf @goblin.fans · 3hlittle fellow, right? saw him using the onions as a ball pit at the supermarket 110
frielf @goblin.fans · 6hever since single use pornos were banned it’s really diminished the drive thru experience 150
Reposted by frielfbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 10him not arguing with people anymore im just bonking them on the head with my staff 1322
frielf @goblin.fans · 11hthe stars have formed a pattern that roughly translates to “skill issue” 0280
frielf @goblin.fans · 13hdid you guys know that if someone laughs into your genitals during an intimate moment you can get pregnant with a clown? 8808
frielf @goblin.fans · 13hi'm hesitantly peeling the banana with tears streaming hot down my cheeks as an angry mobs encircles me and points their bananas at me like pistols 070
Reposted by frielffishttp:// @fishttp.website · 13hthis is a deep cut that i only remembered about because i saw it 22 seconds ago when i was searching my posts for "replying" to find the post about my fear-inducing bit 081
frielf @goblin.fans · 13himagine if you looked inside someone’s nostrils and there was a face in there looking back at you like 😐 6411
frielf @goblin.fans · 15hi think there's something beautiful about taking the time to write out a thoughtful message on old fashioned banana stationary. hearkening back to a simpler time before the omnipresence of the bananaphone, 130
frielf @goblin.fans · 15hif you write an address on a banana and apply the proper postage stamp they're legally required to deliver it 2421
frielf @goblin.fans · 30/09/2026the ocean is obly that big because nobody has embarrassed it yet 0320
frielf @goblin.fans · 30/09/2026sometimes when a person really likes you they block you just for the attention 0270
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