Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Double your price, keep half your customers: make the same money for half the work 020
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I went to an all you can eat #ikea #meatballs event on Thursday. I didn’t realise you could just get meatballs so I had 4plates of mashed potatoes peas and meatballs, one of just mash and meatballs and then another 16 meatballs. 56 meatballs total. I woke up last night with searing pain in my tummy 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey francesca I’m in the uk, where’s the best place to pick this up? 111
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve written a #poem about #beans Beans is good Beans is class I’ve got gas Coming out of my ass Good afternoon to you all 001
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026#newbou The lad sitting next to me left after Bournemouth’s second goal and didn’t come back. It was like 20 minutes in or something - proper mad but tells you how poor the toon were early doors 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Imagine a centaur but the horse part is a spider, that’s the stalk from saga, a comic I thought was excellent. There was a giant tortoise with lasers coming out its eyes 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Imagine a centaur but the human half is a goblin. That’s basically my dog. 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The artwork of #mcdm ‘s crows looks unbelievable. I backed it. #cawcaw 020
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026#nufc rain or shine I just love the toon Bristol city can fuck off back to London or wherever Bristol is 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Is it coming home or are they going home? #noreng #england 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I want to wear boat shoes. I want to be in my boat shoes era. Like Andrea Pirlo-core 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Well ive deleted my #discord. I dont feel great about it but i know it’s for the best. I need to focus on real life. Anyway here i am posting about it on #bluesky 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I made a cherry semifreddo with cherries on top and a dollop of cream. Should have been Swiss meringue but couldn’t be bothered. Very tasty was like frozen custard and didn’t require churning like ice cream does. Strong recommend. #food #summereats 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It turns out it’s going to be considerably longer. She’ll arrive on the 4th of July… that’s nuts will anyone still be using this app then? 010
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I love their coaching team, one guy looks like a satyr and the head guy looks like he should be in like Eurovision 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Ive sent you a tortoise from Gateshead, its going to take 56 hours and be extremely underwhelming, I’m sorry 110
Reposted by GoblemAndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 23/06/2026"Cook at home. It's healthier." Me: "2 cups of cheese is basically 3 cups of cheese, which is, in practicality, 4 cups of cheese." I then add 6 cups of cheese. 87130682
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Needing to stand up to eat a piece of cake is an incredible thought but let’s be real that man has bought himself one and a half slices of cake 100
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Is there a scenario where Sunderland’s could reignite their old bitter rivalry with inter Milan? 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 26/03/2026What would you be? A pterodactyl? Because you cause pterror wherever you go? 010
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Cicero from #thebear looks exactly like Kim jong il from team america. 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I keep hearing about mythic bastion land, have you played it? Is it the one that you roll like 12d2 on random tables? 100
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I reckon if #nufc lose tonight I’ll be firmly Hopkinson out 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Once a guy I worked with said to me what Jesus didn’t impress him, if you want to impress him bend a spanner 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 28/01/2026#nufc vs psg half time PSG we’ve got two words for ya… Suck it 010
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Does anyone else still do ode to the haggis on burns night? My mother comes out and chops the thing open with what can only be described as a small sword while reciting unfathomable poetry #burnsnight #haggis 110
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026#nufc vs Villa - mint game, love Miley, would love a toon goal 100
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026They’re remastering DW3?? I only need to wait like 2 months!? 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I’ve got a desire to relive my youth and play fable, black and white and dynasty warriors 4. Don’t even know where to begin with #dynasty#warriors. Are there any reliable PlayStation 2 emulators? #retrogaming #ps2 100
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 21/01/2026#nufc if we win here I honestly think we could beat anyone in a knockout game. Psv are a good team but they eat far too many sausages #frikandelspeciaal #worstenkop 010
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I think this happens in every online forum, Reddit is a good example where it’s just full of knobs now 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Your eyes are like toilets and I’m drowning in your piss #pickuplines 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Everyone talks about creme eggs getting smaller but no one mentions that they taste like shit #egg 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 19/01/2026After the final of AFCON I’ve never been more excited for an episode of @stadio.football. There’s only one place to begin… 000
Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 18/01/2026This bloody goblin jumped in the bloody Tyne this morning then rolled in poo. Still love her she just stinks 000
