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Goblem

@goblem.bsky.social
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A guy who loves goblins

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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went to an all you can eat #ikea #meatballs event on Thursday. I didn’t realise you could just get meatballs so I had 4plates of mashed potatoes peas and meatballs, one of just mash and meatballs and then another 16 meatballs. 56 meatballs total. I woke up last night with searing pain in my tummy
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve written a #poem about #beans Beans is good Beans is class I’ve got gas Coming out of my ass Good afternoon to you all
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#newbou The lad sitting next to me left after Bournemouth’s second goal and didn’t come back. It was like 20 minutes in or something - proper mad but tells you how poor the toon were early doors
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine a centaur but the horse part is a spider, that’s the stalk from saga, a comic I thought was excellent. There was a giant tortoise with lasers coming out its eyes
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine a centaur but the human half is a goblin. That’s basically my dog.
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The artwork of #mcdm ‘s crows looks unbelievable. I backed it. #cawcaw
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#nufc rain or shine I just love the toon Bristol city can fuck off back to London or wherever Bristol is
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Is it coming home or are they going home? #noreng #england
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I want to wear boat shoes. I want to be in my boat shoes era. Like Andrea Pirlo-core
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well ive deleted my #discord. I dont feel great about it but i know it’s for the best. I need to focus on real life. Anyway here i am posting about it on #bluesky
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Imagine if humans laid eggs
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I made a cherry semifreddo with cherries on top and a dollop of cream. Should have been Swiss meringue but couldn’t be bothered. Very tasty was like frozen custard and didn’t require churning like ice cream does. Strong recommend. #food #summereats
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AndyD @yourlamentablefriends.com · 23/06/2026
"Cook at home. It's healthier." Me: "2 cups of cheese is basically 3 cups of cheese, which is, in practicality, 4 cups of cheese." I then add 6 cups of cheese.
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There’s something about GAZPACHO being in all caps
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Cicero from #thebear looks exactly like Kim jong il from team america.
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#mcinew I’ve got a good feeling about tonight toon toon
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hopkinson IN #nufc
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I reckon if #nufc lose tonight I’ll be firmly Hopkinson out
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Is having a cold worse now or am I just weaker?
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
#nufc vs psg half time PSG we’ve got two words for ya… Suck it
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Does anyone else still do ode to the haggis on burns night? My mother comes out and chops the thing open with what can only be described as a small sword while reciting unfathomable poetry #burnsnight #haggis
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#nufc vs Villa - mint game, love Miley, would love a toon goal
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’ve got a desire to relive my youth and play fable, black and white and dynasty warriors 4. Don’t even know where to begin with #dynasty#warriors. Are there any reliable PlayStation 2 emulators? #retrogaming #ps2
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
#psv are sausage boys pass it on
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
#nufc if we win here I honestly think we could beat anyone in a knockout game. Psv are a good team but they eat far too many sausages #frikandelspeciaal #worstenkop
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Your eyes are like toilets and I’m drowning in your piss #pickuplines
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Everyone talks about creme eggs getting smaller but no one mentions that they taste like shit #egg
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
After the final of AFCON I’ve never been more excited for an episode of @stadio.football. There’s only one place to begin…
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This bloody goblin jumped in the bloody Tyne this morning then rolled in poo. Still love her she just stinks
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
#nufc vs wolves I wish the toon would score
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’ve been running the Delian tomb for the last few weeks and I’ve got to say from the directors side it’s a lot of fun. If things are too easy then minions basically just fall from the sky. Obviously I’ve been doing malice wrong the whole time but we live and learn #drawsteel #ttrpg
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Imagine a man made of all fingers. Is he a villain? Is he a hero? No, he’s fingers.
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You know when I was younger I thought being called a mackem was the same as being called a bastard but now that I’m older I know it’s much worse #nufc
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Ranking #nufc players 1. Sandro 2. Hall 3. The rest
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Garlic confit getting made. It’s like butter but made of garlic. Probably bubbling too much whatever #garlic #confit #cooking #preserve
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
“Magic mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?” Asks a wrinkly old bag who definitely isn’t the fairest of them all then goes on a mad poison vendetta because someone’s cuter than her. #disneylife
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Good morning from this little maniac #spaniel
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Sean longstaff getting man of the match, as much as I love him and his goal vs psg plays on repeat in my head, says everything you need to know about the quality of that game #leenew #nufc
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
#hobbystreak 1 Gluing and priming some gobbos from @trenchworx.bsky.social, looking forward to getting to the Queen
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Here’s my Saturday morning dog photo #ess #springerspaniel #spaniel #stoplickingme
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Is #trump dead??
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I basically just take the recommendations of @dmofnone.bsky.social and force my group to play them. Mothership, triangle agency and draw steel are awesome. I’ll probably pick up daggerheart next. If anyone has other recs let me know #ttrpg #tabletop
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Playing a cute game of Innovation. I’m having a good time but my poor parents haven’t got a clue #innovation #cardgames #fridaynight
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Smash the piss outta them! #ucl #nufc
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
#NUFC
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
bless his heart ❤️ #nufc
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I’d love Newcastle to get Barcelona tonight and smash the piss out of them #nufc
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The day we brought her home for the first time. Little did we know she’d turn out world (and house) upside down #spaniel #springerspaniel
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Goblem @goblem.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’ll show some mini’s once I’ve finished painting any
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