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@gobirds.bsky.social
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the undisputed master of underhanded deeds

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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I just turned the fox broadcast on to see if the Belmont stakes went off yet and I’ve gotten 20 straight minutes of…….. Terry Bradshaw???
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Playoff basketball is cool and good
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I have a toothache and it makes me want to just off a fucking bridge
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I was today years old when I found out chappell roan does not, in fact, sing a song called “big booty club”
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A whole podcast about the Phillies, a baseball team, without using the T word. Paul and I pick out things from the first four games to discuss on Phillies Therapy: open.spotify.com/episode/0UAm...
open.spotify.com
There's No 'Probably' In This Podcast
Phillies Therapy · Episode
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The Beatles were a boy band
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
good stat blast prompt @ewpod.bsky.social 👀
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Happy to know I’m not the only sicko still watching a Phillies spring training game 4.5 hours after scheduled start down double digit runs #rojas
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Sixers looking good
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
GO BIRDS BABY
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/02/2025
Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection theonion.com/philade...
Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
THEY NOT LIKE US
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
someone check on drake’s wellness
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Really need to take advantage before the chiefs offense wakes up
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Score bug is weird
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
color guard might be axed tomorrow because the almighty leader thinks it’s a DEI hire
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Birds by a hundred. Go birds.
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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Even the dang Pope wore green today
Pope Francis in green vestments.
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Go birds
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Go birds
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Are charli xcx and kesha the same person?
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Poor drake lmao
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Mercy Shakira is 48 years old
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yesterday we watched the royal rumble for the first time in 20 years and tonight we’re watching the Grammy’s for the first time in 10 and it’s the same feeling for both: “I don’t know any of these people but everyone’s having a great time”
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I just told my friend to “find a new slant” and I forgot that most normal well adjusted people don’t get the references to Brian Colangelo’s collar and burner account
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Funniest sequence of plays ever
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
This game nervouses me
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My guy is unbelievable to be honest
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
GAME DAY!!!! GO BIRDS BAYBAYYYYYYYY
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Deeper exhale than expected on a 30 yard FG
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I hope they don’t lose by 1 and then Jake gets all the blame even though the offense looks like absolute trash
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yeah would imagine that’s for the year ugh
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
some housekeeping: - everyone replying "go birds" is legally obligated to follow @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz - everyone replying "go bills" is legally obligated to follow @bernielomax.littlebuffalo.online
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Should be illegal to skeet about politics during a birds playoff game
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Quite a start 🦅🦅
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Ok now I remember why I stopped watching. Nothing’s happened in like 15 minutes
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I haven’t watched WWE in like 25 years and I wasn’t sure which of these guys is Roman Reigns but that match was pretty funny, and It seems like it’s a ball to watch live
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Maybe the broncos would be 17-0 if they wore those unis every week, who’s to say?
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The moment you realize you’re on a bad tape delay
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Low key don’t love they PSU has pretty much bottle up Jeanty but hasn’t put margin up
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
For real can we get saquon outta here
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 25/12/2024
The year was 2014. A slight chill in the air. Kobe was the topic. His admirers were on the unwavering journey to crown him the greatest of all time but one man took it too far.
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
This is my manifesto:
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
bsky will be fully arrived when there’s multiple people posting lineup card pics an hour or so before the phillies game
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
go birds
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Go birds
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is the funniest football game I’ve ever seen and good for the birds to boot. Go birds baby!
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shawn @gobirds.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
OMG LOL COMMIES
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