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kumquats @goats.download · 06/10/2026

I’ve been getting five or six a day trying to get me to take a loan (or probably just take my financial info). At this point I’d vote for just about anyone who promises to drone-strike whatever godforsaken spam farms run these scams

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kumquats @goats.download · 28/09/2026

Looked like Virginia Tech colors, who in my experience are not the favorite school of most folks in Charlottesville, especially in football season

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kumquats @goats.download · 27/09/2026

I imagine that went over very well in Charlottesville

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kumquats @goats.download · 27/09/2026

It’s honestly very funny and very fitting we have been shown that the polygraph is useless and easily defeated (by spies defeating it) that we no longer use it in court… just to determine if you’re trustworthy enough to get access to our most secret information. And it’s also a sex thing

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kumquats @goats.download · 13/09/2026

At least for one of the big national ones, frankly, a lot of it is reentering or correcting what was already entered. Other stuff includes dealing with govt systems, entering options like extended warranty covers, or checking SOPs.

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kumquats @goats.download · 03/09/2026

Not really, I usually go more with how I feel. Which is usually decently correlated with the score, *most* of the time if it’s saying “hey you slept like shit and probably feel awful” it’s right but when my body and my watch disagree I go with my body

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kumquats @goats.download · 01/09/2026

Let it never be doubted that the MERL is a bad enough dude to post hog on main

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kumquats @goats.download · 18/08/2026

For the same reason I believe people with depression deserve access to antidepressants and therapy, or people with traumatic injury deserve access to surgery and rehabilitation: because it’s a well-supported way to improve health outcomes and quality of life

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kumquats @goats.download · 30/07/2026

Well it’s a fair point why don’t you ever feature any of the numerous leftist white nationalist terrorists such as the many whom we are so familiar with. You know the ones

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kumquats @goats.download · 22/07/2026

i used to work with a machinist who had the most interesting turns of phrase. there was one engineer of whom he would say “he could fuck up a wet dream.” anyway,

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kumquats @goats.download · 15/07/2026

I don’t know why daylight savings is a big topic today but my proposal is to abolish both dst and time zones and use utc. It makes no difference if you *call* the time you get up 6 am or 1100 hours or blue o’clock and we use utc for everything important anyway

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kumquats @goats.download · 13/07/2026

Late to the party but on the right side of history

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kumquats @goats.download · 09/07/2026

Without even a link to click even

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kumquats @goats.download · 08/07/2026

It’s always at least a little creepy to see references that show swan boy apparently grew up in nova shortly after I did

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kumquats @goats.download · 08/07/2026

An easy* way to find out is to get a cat** * except the whole taking care of a cat for the rest of its life thing ** unless you get one that’s very bad at its job

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kumquats @goats.download · 07/07/2026

I refuse to believe this is real. he looks like Shaggy and Fred’s son and he dresses like a pervert. No.

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kumquats @goats.download · 28/06/2026

re: recent primary results

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kumquats @goats.download · 26/06/2026

Attack! Attack! - Stick Stickly

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kumquats @goats.download · 06/06/2026

yeah but I never learned Morse so idk if I can help

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kumquats @goats.download · 29/05/2026

Broke: furry awakening from thicc hooters panda Woke: furry awakening from Nora Household Bespoke: furry awakening from Dr. Derek van Kerker

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kumquats @goats.download · 28/05/2026

I don’t get the Duke’s thing, it’s just mayonnaise

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kumquats @goats.download · 20/05/2026

I mean if they’re coming from Philly, it’s a 7hr ish drive vs 90 min flight plus 90 min drive plus car rental and airport time which, in terms of time spent, is probably a wash

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kumquats @goats.download · 04/05/2026

You either die a hero or live long enough to catch brain worms and fall in love with your computer

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kumquats @goats.download · 27/04/2026

For real? My wife loves that book we’ll have to check that out

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kumquats @goats.download · 15/04/2026

I saw it at E street cinema in 3d when it came out, super worth it. It’s inescapable that people have always been people, when you see the art we made before we ever wrote a word

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kumquats @goats.download · 14/04/2026

Women wear watches too. And what’s wrong with a little jewelry?

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kumquats @goats.download · 08/04/2026

A lot of these guys are in it for the crusades, the ornate decor, the ties to the Roman Empire, and the hierarchy which they imagine puts them at the top. Not so much the teachings of Jesus or the church, or papal supremacy that contradicts their feels.

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kumquats @goats.download · 08/04/2026

I did this tunnel with my wife a few Decembers ago. Like “hey let’s grab a couple sandwiches and a flashlight and go check out this tunnel.” Little kids were walking it. All I needed was a passenger van and a dumb acronym and I could have been getting paid for a fun family day hike?

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kumquats @goats.download · 02/04/2026

Their link shortener is the second site I’ve ever seen with .cx

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kumquats @goats.download · 21/03/2026

If they’re as good as they were they’re the best I’ve had south of nova

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kumquats @goats.download · 21/03/2026

The Iran attacks remind me

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kumquats @goats.download · 21/03/2026

I thought Nile reopened a while back? I honestly haven’t had Ethiopian in too long I’ll have to try and convince my wife that needs to be dinner tomorrow

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kumquats @goats.download · 13/03/2026

What are the odds Petey boy knows what it means vs. just thinking it sounds cool and hardcore and operator etc.? Not that it matters for the practical consequences which depend on how *other* people understand it

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kumquats @goats.download · 04/03/2026

Is this due to the csx bridge work?

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kumquats @goats.download · 01/03/2026

I should be fair to us, we also had tank thing, axe guy, and tv head

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kumquats @goats.download · 01/03/2026

every time central va makes national news it’s some shit like tiki torch nazis, woman thinks death of people in whole other country avenges son who drowned in river, cops protect racist statue. except the drunk raccoon, that was ok

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kumquats @goats.download · 25/02/2026

Putting the pacifier in one twin’s mouth, then shuffling over to the other who just dropped their paci and got mad about it, then shuffling over to the other who just dropped their paci and got mad about it, then shuffling over to the other who just dropped their pacifier and got mad about it, then

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kumquats @goats.download · 21/02/2026

Probably just my brainworms talking but it feels like the mainstream treatment of the right. [Right-wing/windows] is the natural state of the [people/computer] and as a product of nature need not explain its failings. [The left/linux] as an alternative must achieve perfection to be acceptable.

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kumquats @goats.download · 21/02/2026

So actually I’ve moved my laptop over to Mint already but I’ve been hesitating on my desktop bc I’ve been seeing conflicting info on if EA games launcher is compatible and I’d prefer not to give up Mass Effect. Any experience there?

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kumquats @goats.download · 13/02/2026

I think they’re trying to get in on the phthalo green thing three weeks too late and two shades too warm

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kumquats @goats.download · 10/02/2026

if you wanna really get some nightmares going make sure you read about the Tanis site in Montana, shit is nuts. Also there’s some weird academic dispute that made New York mag

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kumquats @goats.download · 27/01/2026

I saw one in my yard, once. I feel like we had a moment. I think of them often

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kumquats @goats.download · 22/01/2026

To be clear, the democrats are the better option at this point and I do vote for them. The person who lets the fire spread slowly is better than the person who pours gas on it. But I wish for once in my life I’d see someone elected who’ll try to put the fire out.

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kumquats @goats.download · 22/01/2026

There will always be enough votes to beat us but never to feed us. There will always be enough votes to spy on us but never to give us healthcare. There will always be enough votes to pay for prisons but never tuition. The parties aren’t the same but at the end of the day whoever wins, we lose

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