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kumquats

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kumquats @goats.download · 27/07/2026
A modified snickers ad which says “they got rid of the dick vein” in the logo and “because of woke” below. There’s also a cross section of a snickers bar in the lower right
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kumquats @goats.download · 04/07/2026
The cover of American football’s 1999 self-titled debut album, a house with gable roof and white siding on a greenly twilit night with bright yellowed light coming thru the windows. The white lowercase sans-serif text is modified to say ‘American dootvall’ instead of ‘American football’
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kumquats @goats.download · 16/03/2026
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A squeezable pouch of Duke’s mayonnaise. Similar to those pouches of applesauce or baby food with a removable screw cap but far worse to drink directly from
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kumquats @goats.download · 14/03/2026
“Y’all pray for my cousin gubernatorial candidate Jamel Brown ain’t nothing wrong with him he just look like a honey bun”
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kumquats @goats.download · 02/07/2025
Galactic vigilantism, genocide, larceny, and treason
Male default Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect series, a white-passing man of military bearing with dark, close-cropped hair and black and red armored spacesuit with designation N7 on the right chest, holding a mattock rifle
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kumquats @goats.download · 04/02/2025
A kool-aid man with the natty boh guy instead of his normal face bursting through a wall with the caption “BECAUSE THEY LIKE TRUMP AND WANT HIM TO RULE US LIKE A KING”

The kool-aid man and natty boh face represent @mtsw.bsky.social who is always saying the media likes trump and that sufficiently explains the sanewashing and other favorable coverage of capricious, asinine, hate-driven, and destructive policies and actions
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kumquats @goats.download · 27/12/2024
A disheveled, gaunt, and dirty man in a robe. In the bottom corner is another image of him being swooped by bats. It’s captioned thus:
“ Newyear, New Me
No more going outside i burned off all my
finger prints
the bats are back”
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kumquats @goats.download · 24/07/2024
1) i hope you’re satisfied 2) is that first tiny peak you and Phil?
Google Trends over the past 7 days for “kurdyuk,” the tail fat of some sheep that was featured in a recent SMBC comic. Worldwide searches for it were near zero but spiked around the time of publication of said comic on  23 July 2024. A much smaller spike is seen on 16 July, possibly indicating comic artist Zach Weinersmith and astronomer/blogger Phil Plait searching for the term before Weinersmith made the comic.
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kumquats @goats.download · 25/06/2024
You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of Beef Kid
A check mark logo with a cow’s head and the word beef, followed by the words New Mexico beef council
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