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@goaskascientist.bsky.social
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Meteorologist, prof of Sky Stuff, severe weather researcher, planetarium director, photographer, nerd, cynic, NY transplant, dog person. Very fond of puns & dinosaurs. 🌪

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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 37m
@rorythereddog.bsky.social, did you borrow a plane? 😅🐾❤️
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 3h
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Mst3k Worker Thumbs Up
Alt: Mst3k: Joel gives a thumbs up while pushing barrels of waste.
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Ethan Burwell @ethanburwell.bsky.social · 3h
A quick glance into the Hurdat2 dataset suggests that Rachel and Simon are about to become the first pair of named storms to come ashore on the same day in the Eastern Pacific since continuous records began in 1949. A pair did it in 2011, but one was a Tropical Depression that was never named.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 4h
We officially hit 90F today. Ugggggggggggggh.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
Oof. Completely.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
I think of this often. Often. Often.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
In extreme "Pawn Stars" voice: Best I can do is mid-60s...😩
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
It'd be melted pretty quickly.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
Can. We. Not. Like, enough already. I have put the pumpkins out on the lawn for the squirrels and other wildlife to enjoy. No need to have anyone (or any animal) sweltering any more this year. Bring on the snow, for cryin' out loud!
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
It will be heading well south of Compton, but I can't think of California without thinking of that song, so...🤷‍♀️ Plus, it's bringing rain to that area even without directly going over it, so, y'know...don't let your defenses down around this storm.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=omfz...
National Hurricane Center messaging on tropical storm Rachel as of 2:00 PM Pacific time on 10 October 2026:

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Tropical Storm Rachel Advisory Number  55
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL       EP182026
200 PM PDT Sat Oct 10 2026
 
...RACHEL STRENGTHENS SLIGHTLY WHILE QUICKLY MOVING NORTHEASTWARD...
...TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS EXPECTED IN PORTIONS OF THE BAJA
CALIFORNIA PENINSULA THIS EVENING...
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
Also, WTF. It's October. In Minnesota. We should not be near 90F. I friggin' object.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 5h
😒
Current weather conditions for the St. Cloud Municipal airport (and surrounding areas) as of 4:53 PM Central on 10 Oct 2026:

Temp: 89F (32C)
Dewpoint temp: 48F (9C)
Humidity: 24%
Wind direction/speed: S at 20, Gusts to 28 mph
Visibility: 10 mi
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 12h
You could make this into a wicked CAPTCHA: Click on all the moose in the picture.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 12h
Fun fact: The next Weather Challenge city we're forecasting for is Olympia, WA (KOLM). Can't wait to get destroyed by a second city in a row!
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Ava (Hannah Einbinder) Emotional Moment in Hacks
Alt: Hannah Einbinder sits behind a steering wheel laughing then looks like she's about to cry.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 16h
Whoever he is, he should smile more.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 16h
Right? I *think* it's just a backpack, though. 😅
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's really pretty.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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South Park: Be Quiet, Kid!
Alt: South Park bus driver driving a bus down a river . She has her face turned back toward the kids behind her and is yelling " BE QUIET, KID ! "
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yuck. Shame on my team. 😡
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Marshall Shepherd @drshepherd2013.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As #HurricaneIsaias dominates coverage, San Diego is under a Tropical Storm Watch. Yes, you read that correctly. For only the 2nd time in history, this has been issued. I explain...#TropicalStormRachel www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What...what is it? I get that it's Scarlet Witch themed (I think?), but...?
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love her. I love her SO much! 😅♥️🐾
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 09/10/2026
If you lose power during Hurricane Isaias and use a portable generator, remember to run it at least 20 feet away from your home. Never run a generator indoors. Carbon monoxide is a deadly gas you can't see or smell and it can kill in minutes.
One portable generator with an equal sign next to a lot of cars. The text reads: one portable generator can produce as much carbon monoxide as hundreds of mid-size cars. Only use your generator outdoors and 20 feet away from your home.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Aristocrats!
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤢🤮
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's always awful, regardless of time of day. 🤢
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've tried the low-iron ones, the "sensitive" ones...bleargh. All cause queasiness.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Query for grown-ass adults who take a multi-vitamin on the regular: Are there ANY out there that don't cause nausea? (Doesn't matter if I've eaten, not eaten, taking with food, etc.) The only ones I can tolerate are the (gelatin-free) gummy ones, but I feel silly taking a gummy multi-vitamin...😅👍
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OOH! That looks GOOD!
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So sorry for your loss.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She just gets prettier by the (y)ear! 🤩🐾♥️
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*Whispers: The raccoons wouldn't see the rainbow from their angle*
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Debbie Downer SNL Character
Alt: Rachel Dratch as Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey to the Center of the Earth
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1076 ft, or about 326 m
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 08/10/2026
If you live on portions of the northern Gulf coast highlighted here, winds are forecast to be high enough to make further preparations for Isaias impossible by Friday. Do you have an evacuation plan? Is your home ready? Prepare now. www.weather.gov/safety/hurri...
National Hurricane Center map showing the earliest reasonable arrival times of tropical-storm-force winds from Tropical Storm Isaias, as of October 7, 2026. Tropical-storm-force winds could reach the southern Gulf of Mexico Wednesday evening, spread northeast across the central Gulf Thursday, and reach portions of the northern Gulf Coast from Louisiana to the Florida Panhandle as early as Friday morning. Areas farther inland across Mississippi and Alabama could experience these winds by Friday evening. Colors indicate the probability of sustained winds of at least 39 mph, with the highest probabilities concentrated along the storm's projected path.
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 08/10/2026
10/7 530pm CDT: Attention Northern Gulf Coast! #Isaias is expected to strengthen into a strong hurricane as it approaches the northern Gulf Coast on Friday. Life-threatening storm surge is expected. For the latest forecast, please visit hurricanes.gov#Isaias
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Jared Rennie @jjrennie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t do this. Lots of people in Asheville have “Post-Helene Stress Disorder” and the last thing we need right now is to scare people. Thank you @johnmoralestv.bsky.social for calling this out.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again, I am ashamed of myself, but I shall not delete what I posted. 😅
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean...
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Ghostbusters Goo Splash
Alt: Ghostbusters - Walter Peck stands on the street and gets dumped on by melted Marshmallow Man goo
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On a positive note, once it makes landfall, it may bring beneficial rains (and a break in the sweltering heat) to the SW United States. It's due to interact with a deep trough in that area, so it could be very interesting, meteorologically speaking. Will need to watch out for flash & urban flooding.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For those wondering, the system formed on 27 Sept, became a tropical storm later that day, and reached a maximum intensity of Category 3 (max winds 120 mph, central pressure 950 mb) on 1 October. The system is currently forecast to make a sharp right turn on Friday and make landfall Sunday.
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn right. Giving those fish the ride of their lives.
Notice from National Hurricane Center about hurricane Rachel on 7 Oct 2026:

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WTPZ33 KNHC 072043
TCPEP3
 
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Hurricane Rachel Advisory Number  43
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL       EP182026
200 PM PDT Wed Oct 07 2026
 
...RACHEL MAINTAINS HURRICANE INTENSITY...
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Movie poster-worthy. 🐾❤️
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Evergreen post ☝️
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OMG, account...ACCOUNT! I'm so sorry!!! 😣
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, not with THAT attitude!
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm so sorry that yours was the first accunt I thought of when I read the headline...😬😅
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good, good...foolin' everyone. Totally going to plan! 😈
Note from the National Hurricane Center regarding hurricane Rachel in the Eastern Pacific basin:

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Hurricane Rachel Advisory Number  39
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL       EP182026
200 PM PDT Tue Oct 06 2026
 
...RACHEL SLIGHTLY WEAKER...
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☈H^2 @goaskascientist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🐾💕
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