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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire

@gmnair.bsky.social
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Rocket Scientist, Jokey Boi, Author of DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, Worst #SPSFC 1 Finalist Opinions are like assholes linktr.ee/gmnair

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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If it's being written by Simon Kinberg, it's likely this is just gonna be a 3rd attempt at the Dark Phoenix story.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go do daily breath work
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tomorrow Never Dies is a fantastic Bond film that's only gotten better with age. I remember watching it for the first time and loving it, but thinking the whole "fake news" plot was kinda ridiculous. Ever lose an argument with yourself 30 years later?
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait, so Mitch McConnell isn't dead?! Did he just have a short stay in hell?
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man, "Yesterday's Enterprise" was a real banger of an episode. #StarTrekDay
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Enterprise Star: History Never Forgets
Alt: Captain Picard: Let's make sure that history never forgets the name 'Enterprise'
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Would we be so into the Ninja Turtles if their names were Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shouldn't Leonardo be the turtle who does machines?
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Since Green Lantern is back in the zeitgeist, here's a throwback to when I tried and failed to explain how the whole rigmarole* could maybe possibly work in real life**. *ringmarole? No. Let's stick with rigmarole **it doesn't, but humor me ds-df.com/back-of-the-...
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Wake Me Up Before You Mogo – Part One
“Is there a conversion of Green Lantern’s Willpower to Energy like there is for E= mc2?” – Adrian R. Short Answer: No.  Long Answer: Noooooooooooo, but let’s look into it anyway! A Green Lantern’s …
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
THE MYSTERY OF THE MURDERED GUY features a short story with a gender-fluid reverse werewolf. That's gotta count for something, right? *Touches finger to ear. Nods* I am being told it does not.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What was your favorite of Tim Curry's works and why was it the Freakzoid episode 'The Island of Dr. Mystico'?
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong 80 year old died. AGAIN
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thinking about the Sherlock Holmes story "The Five Orange Pips" where the KKK did it. But the story OPENS with the victim receiving a threatening letter plainly signed "KKK"... so... uh... no shit, Sherlock.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80 year old died
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dr. Dr-A.I. That's it. That's all I got.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
GILGAMESH: You've gotta be Enkidduing me! ...god I'm bored today
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The human race deserves to be exterminated
Oreos stuffed with Oreos
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Woke 1 was actually Woke 4, and we've already had Woke 5 and 6. So now we're going back to see what goes down in Woke 1, 2, and 3. It's not going to be what you want, but the memes are going to be great.
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Narratess @narratess.com · 14/07/2026
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Patton Oswalt's character from Parks and Rec must be rolling over in his grave. He died in that one right?
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‘Star Wars’ and Marvel set first-ever crossover with Kevin Smith-penned comic event
‘Star Wars’ and Marvel collide in first-ever crossover. See an exclusive look at the Kevin Smith-written comic book event, ‘Hope Assembles.’ (exclusive)
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I finally got around to watching Masters of the Universe, and I'm surprised at how much I'm enjoying Jared Leto's Skeletor. But I realized it's only because he's just playing Killface from Frisky Dingo, instead.
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Frisky Dingo: Killface - Please Don't Kill Us
Alt: Frisky Dingo: Killface - Please Don't Kill Us
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My turn.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: A zoom in of Panel 2. Now the E in 'REINCARNATE-O now has eyes. It's thinking "Oh. Oh, no."
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's times like this* I don't regret pre-ordering @beetlemoses.bsky.social book. *and all other times as well
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Okay, hear me out. The plot of Rat Race + the style of Speed Racer = A Wacky Races movie *picks up phone* Hello? Hollywood? Have I got an idea for you! ... Yes, I'll hold.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The best part about Spider-Man 4 making a brazillian dollars is that now there's no way they don't try to make a dozen more of these kinds of Spidey movies. Hook it up to my veins.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It took us 25 years, but we finally got to Spider-Man 4.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
TIRED: Dr. T and the Women WIRED: Mr. T and the Women INSPIRED: Dr. Teeth and the Women
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hitler's planned, but never finished sequel: Mein Kraft.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hydroxychloroquine Medicine Woman
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Edpool @edpool.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm in! I'm currently reading (and loving) "Time Warp", book two of The Audacity series by @carmenloup.com. And I can't do a book plug without mentioning the books of @geoffjones.bsky.social and @gmnair.bsky.social. www.amazon.com/dp/B087H3N8QK www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKG8QWY8 #BeholdBooks
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Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire
Visit Amazon's Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire Page and shop for all Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Storm's a solid choice to lead the X-Men. I'm tired of having Charles in Charge.
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Marvel is replacing the Avengers with the X-Men this December after Armageddon, with Storm as leader
A nearly-forgotten X-Men team name from Chris Claremont's X-Men run is revived as the team becomes Marvel's #1 superteam.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm sick and tired of constantly being "banished to the shadow realm".
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm certain the subtitle change for the Spaceballs sequel is a studio decision, because I can't believe any comedian (least of all Mel Brooks) wouldn't want to miss the payoff to a 40-year-old bit.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Someone was giving away these alphabet mats for free, so I snagged them for my kid. But they're missing pieces, so we have to clean the P hole and the B hole a lot. Yeah, we could use the piece from the R to seal up the P, but then we'd just have to clean the R's hole.
A picture of a kid's foam alphabet playmat. The pieces that fill in the B and the P are missing.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I got this "letter of interest" from some AI Slop artist pretending to be Isabel Wall, the real publisher of literary fiction at Penguin Random House's Viking Press in the UK. How did I know this was fake? Well, my book is titled 'DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE'.
An AI slop generated email pretending to be from Isabel Wall from Viking Press:

"Dear G.M. Nair,
 
I hope you're doing well.
 
My name is Isabel Wall, and I am an Editor at Viking.
 
I recently had the opportunity to discover Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire, and I was immediately drawn to its inventive blend of humor, mystery, and science fiction. The dynamic between Michael Duckett and Stephanie Dyer, combined with the story's imaginative take on detective fiction and multiverse adventure, creates a distinctive voice that stands out. It is clear that you've crafted a story with originality, wit, and strong commercial appeal while maintaining an engaging narrative throughout.
 
After learning more about your work, I became interested in exploring your current and forthcoming writing projects. I would also like to ask whether you are currently represented by a literary agent.
 
If you already have representation, I would be pleased to continue any discussion through your agent. If you are not currently represented, I would be happy to explain how the submission process typically works should there be mutual interest in exploring the possibility of working together.
 
Subject to reviewing additional material, I believe there may be an opportunity for a broader conversation regarding the potential fit of your work within Viking's speculative fiction and commercial publishing program.
 
If this is something you would be interested in discussing, I would be delighted to hear from you at your convenience.
 
Thank you for your time, and I look forward to hearing from you.
 
Warm regards,
 
Isabel Wall
Publisher, Literary Fiction · Viking
Penguin Random House UK"
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already almost noon, I don't think you'd even get the sets built until at least 9pm.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bad idea #624: Miller Low-Life - the beer for scoundrels and wastrels
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You've cherry-popped your last daddy.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wait, 'Inception' was a real movie? I thought I dreamt that!
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Semper fi
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is great news, but the worst people you know are going to use it as the reason why we can start powering everything with coal again.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There's nothing bad you can say about Tim Curry
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I had plans to go to a movie on Tuesday, but was afraid I'd miss a potential game 6. But now I don't need to worry. Thanks Knicks. Thnicks.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Knicks in Six, baby! Knicks in Seven! Knicks in Eight! Just keep playing!
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
According to the laws of the city of New York, he's now Mayor for Life.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Spike Lee's work here is done
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm just glad Tracy Morgan was there to witness this
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's not always about the money, Spida-Man... It's about the Knicks, baby Love the Knicks Alright, baby Let's go get a championship, baby Love the Knicks Let's go Knicks
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The amount of people just laying on their horns out here is wild.
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G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire @gmnair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They fuckin did it AGAIN!
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