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Machinebread TetsGluten

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Game Designer. Beer Drinker. Weapon of Massive Consumption. Designer of Kissing Capes check out my work at dmlsp.itch.io

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arielle!✨fantastic knickknackery @arielleishere.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i was right in the sweet spot age for the HP books AND movies; i did the bookstore campouts, the midnight premieres, the cosplays, everything. i had a whole community and friends around it and my god it SUCKS to have lost it all. but we did!! it's gone!!!!! that's it!!!!!! this is not complicated!!!
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lol. Lmao.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well shit, still love me some frogs. I'm going to get me that frog Captain
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Where is the shop? I'd love to own some Levon art
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nerds on a Roll feels like a lifetime ago, I should relisten to my old work and see if it holds up but I remember being really proud of the weird Venture Brothers inspired super hero universe we made. open.spotify.com/episode/7meH...
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The Doomed: Job 0 - The Setup
Nerds On A Roll · Episode
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This made me go oh shit we need a supers BITD game before remembering that exists and I ran it for like a year LMAO. It was an actual play too so uh...link below?
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The rare OSI character that isn't a sex pun. Love it.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The people rose up because the sorcerer kinds were just using slaves in droves to fuel their divination spells to ask about every possible decision they made. Is it on the nose? Sure? But hey that's the fun of it.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The modern change I want to see to Dark Sun is the sorcerer kings over reliance on Divination spells causing them to end up paranoid freaks locked in towers protected by their warlocks while slavery has all but ended because the people rose up.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Authentic OSR is from the Barrier Peaks region of france, otherwise it's just Sparkling Retro.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anyways here's another pile of dead naked women for some reason, now listen to a weird xenophobic white man talk about how he murders goblins for 20 pages before even the inkling of a plot happens.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why is every non crawler in DCC like, "Hello this is the name of my race, and this is the slur everyone calls us"
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Have you read the "Tales of Indrajit and Fix" series! Very similar vibes
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The thing about romantasy and smut is, I've read "I roved out in search of truth and love" and "Alfie" so there's really no excuse for being the writing being shit. Hell "Vice & Violence" is basically just porn and it's got better world building, plot, jokes, and prose than ACOTAR.
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WitchOfAvalon🔞 @witchofavalon.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices. If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
But how else are you going to know that 500 different people think the way you do travel scenes is boring and they all have the perfect answer, " make an event happen"?
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me: I wish the die hard Harry Potter fan would read a book. Any other book. Monkey's paw curls Everyone: have you read dungeon Crawler Carl yet?
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's awful, and having watched from afar and talked to you about your creative process both, I can say my favorite thing is when I know you are describing a nice glass of wine you had at leisure
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There has to be some sort of "I bet you could not tell me what beans come in followed by the 20th letter of the alphabet" so it sounds like a contraction or something.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
And to be fair. I. The spirit of the "we don't need AI to do this shit" Cera did like 50+ plus takes on Scott Pilgrim to get this shot with the package in the trash can and it's a clear homage to this scene. Let actors act and be passionate about it for gods sake
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm not familiar with Unexplored Places but there's truly nothing out there like FatT. I dabbled in some of their techniques at NOAR but even still they feel truly unique to me
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Be sure to buy loot boxes for a chance to win this epic emote of an AI Strahd that does the Sabrina Carpenter dance whenever he gets a natural 20." Is the kind of thing that's like maybe a year away.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Due to the OGL D&D already is fortnite and Hasbro is mad they aren't in control of that aspect. Beyond is already stuffed with micro transactions and what is essentially a battle pass, won't be long before it has dice loot boxes I'm sure.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This summer, time is running out for a man, a cylinder, and the tube he got it stuck inside of.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Applying for jobs and so far I have been asked to 1) pay money to finish submitting my application And 2) Download the app for the website that the application was hosted on as that's the only way they will be scheduling interviews So yeah, this world is beyond saving. Time to kill myself
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What a community we had back in the day. Truly it was a different time
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Dungeon crawling but it's like, going into the Internet that's dead and full of bots and AI shit and it's to recover lost media in a world full of nothing but AI slop. Like I guess a Ready Player One, but good.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Calling D&D artistically hollow is, if anything, being exceedingly charitable towards it compared to other things you could say about it
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh shit oh fuck
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The System Mazes runs on (called dice alchemy ai believe?) sort of does this, each class is a different sized die and rolling your highest and lowest numbers is good, so the D4 is squishy but has a 50/50 shot of doing cool shit. IIRC
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Imperial System of measures chart makes a kickass mega dungeon
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Not sure it counts but there ALWAYS seemed to be a "here's an example of someone making a skill check to run across a roof in the rain" side bar
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tomodachi life and Blaseball not sharing overlapping hype is a tragedy.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I can't explain it but it looks like it runs like a person. And it's hungry
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It looks so human and goofy! I genuinely do love it. But it feels like such a relic of the 80s and stands out amongst the others
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
That goofy ass marauder sculpt will never fail to make me laugh
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De-Katie and Cat-Boo!-ger @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️
David Lynch "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If you have to fumble over the analogy three times in a fucking row maybe it's just a bad analogy and you were wrong? Just say you were wrong. It's so damn easy.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Not that I assumed it would be anything else, but your film choices are immaculate
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Am I crazy or do people actually believe the Oscars mean something and they have to defend liking the things they like because a bunch of faceless out of touch old people didn't validate their feelings on Hollywood politics and art. Go find your local art house theater and support them.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This is a good thing
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Ttrpgs love to have a class called "the bastion" or "the bulwark"
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Discovering Leslie Fish died is a weird bittersweet thing. Her music meant a lot to me, then I found out later in life she became a right wing nut job transphobe. Seen a lot of people say she's died twice now and I feel that's probably accurate.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Fearow T. Agnew
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Oh and of course, Futurama has an entire special about it
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Luther has a multi episode plot around two guys playing a DnD like game and acting out murders. It's also not great.
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Bob's burgers has an episode about a girl trying to run a D&D game at the restaurant and it's a masterclass in how to be a selfish bad DM
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Machinebread TetsGluten @gmlsp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I missed getting to see it at my local art house in October last year and I'm absolutely carving out the time for it in 2026
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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