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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 4h

my request to have my own profile has been denied

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 21h

Lyndsay *asleep*: Describe it clinically. Me: I think it's a booboo Lyndsay: it's a labubu!?

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

do you know what is terrible everything about being alive

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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OK my kid's in-progress Killer Sweaters list is here if you want to see what's making their cut. Reminder that not every sweater worn by a killer is, in fact, a killer sweater. It has to be truly great. More importantly, the character has to KILL someone! It's not just good sweaters in movies!

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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Friends. I, too wrote off Digger trailers as a pretentious ham-fisted satire about climate change & oligarchy starring actors unaffected by the troubles of the industry. Turns out it might be one of the smartest, funniest, most tragic films about storytelling and I was just being a judgmental bitch.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

you expect me to read about a man being shot to death by multiple "officers" WHILE HIS SON was in the car for being A SUSPECTED "illegal" immigrant, and I'm supposed to be mentally well??? I'm supposed to just keep on keeping on knowing that something similar is happening every fuckng day?

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

like is my psych living in a different world than me? how can you possibly not want to die

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

every 5 goddamn minutes I'm out of water life is a prison

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

@dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social would you consider offering a larger hot drinks option- I need my coffee in more practical doses.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The thing about me is. I'm a man spreader ok

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

lowkey seatmate C just asked a stranger, seatmate B, if they were a serial killer. Or like, a creep. She claims neither

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Only god and the TSA could find my hydroxyzine now.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My flight isn't for 10hrs, why is it already delayed an hour and a half???

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't wanna beeeee heeeeeeereee

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

let me schedule appointments through your website wtf is wrong w you

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm trying to be a person and meanwhile my body is failing to maintain vertical position because I was approx 20mins short of my sleeping quota

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Kinda freaking out bc everything /is/ coming up roses?

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Jake @heyboyblue.standingintheodds.com · 25/09/2026

You were really were Wish's strongest soldier

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't know what's crazier; the number of things wrong with my human body, or the luck that not a single one of them causes serious pain or life impairment. That's crazy, am I crazy. Maybe I'm making it up. I would love to be making it up.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

why does all the stuff pile up on some people. Like, I had an undiagnosed fatigue issue since I was 16, then I developed allergies to everything? in my mid twenties, suddenly at 28 I have this uncommon weird tremor, and now I might have tinnitus!? Give me a break dude.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have a problem with like, basic task dreams that I can't tell are dreams. So even though I remember changing my flight, I had dismissed it as a dream. Turns out I actually did this one 😆

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not for a SECOND did I think of the truth

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A friend just messaged 'Oh I'm out right now downtown.' and my actual real first thought was, 'geez, a little late don't you think 🤨' Chat, it is not even 10pm on a Saturday.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is a normal household. Where the fairly short soundtrack of Over the Garden Wall is playing on a loop for days at a time, just like any other normal home.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My new dry shampoo is too complicated. Do you not understand your purpose in life???? You are for greasy raccoons such as myself who can't be bothered to bathe often enough. I'm not going to 'section my hair' during my morning routine, are you insane?

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just witnessed a small dog do a full handstand in order to pee. Form, 10. Landing, 10. Presentation, also 10, they were wearing a dress.

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ok I fucked up. I didn't realize all of my friends who are the same age were gonna turn 30 the same yearrrr

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think I bought .2 ply on accident

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I fuckin hate fans. Do they not attack the rest of you??

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I love how technology skipped from calculators to end-of-humanity without figuring out escalators that don’t break

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have got to start checking the background of pictures I'm just sending to g chats. It's not like, dildos. But there is a reasonably good chance of an inflatable alien, bones, 3+ empty alcohol handles, or perhaps even a little guy- being in the background of any given photo in any room at any time

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gotta tell ya, this is so appley

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Anyone else at a loss to figure how you're gonna fit your weapons in your weapons display bc you were already pretty over flowing and accidentally bought three more weapons over the weekend? #relatable

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Glynn (she/her) @glynniffer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026