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Jolene

@glorywagon.bsky.social
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Historian and religious scholar by training. DevOps Engineer to pay the bills. Occasional writer, too. Spreading positivity through sarcasm and memes (and positivity). Visit glorywagon.com for more.

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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Monster of Florence by Douglas Preston and Mario Spezi
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Netanyahu, like all authoritarian douchebags, needs everybody in a constant state of fear of "the other" to maintain his grip on power.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn't you get the memo, Aaron? Paying high prices is good and patriotic as long as Der Fuhrer is a Republican. You're un-American for pointing this out! Also Sleepy Joe and emails and something something.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wake me up when literally anybody faces any consequences for any of this.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He is NOT a pedophile. He might be loud, stupid, boorish, smelly, a pedophile, and uneducated, but he is NOT presidential.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ken Paxton is a crook that belongs in prison. I can only hope they give geography lessons to the inmates.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Critic: It Stinks! (Jon Lovitz)
ALT: The Critic: It Stinks! (Jon Lovitz)
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Lucky Dragon Winks at You!
ALT: Lucky Dragon Winks at You!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you besmirching the good name of "bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy" or however you spell that nonsense?
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is socialism in the room with us now?
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now when it comes to envy, y'all is green Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine Another dimension, new galaxy Intergalactic planetary
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I said he on the other side of town But her partner had a frown 2 out a 3's cool, it ain't bad She must not know how to add
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe the talk of a political realignment was the friends we made along the way.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember, remember The third of November I don't have a clever rhyme Vote against every Republican up and down ballot and end this nightmare.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's doubtful anything will happen until a Democrat takes the White House, and even then I'm not hopeful. Wealthy and powerful people rarely face consequences in this country.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Nonfiction section is up
And it is HOT
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The miracle of science!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They would diagnose him with "lying," a well-known psychological phenomenon.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I guess we're implying that Coke Jr. is somehow corrupt? The scandal!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He doesn't know what that word means...
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They had fifty Brazilian views. Bigly!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wonder if teaching is legal in Texas.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fighting for what is economically sounds and (arguably) morally right is all well and good, but what about decorum? Clearly the Democrats need to try harder at being Republican Lite. Maybe THIS time Republicans won't act like a bunch of loons being led by an orange pedophile.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Liar" and "Fraud" are selling points for the average braindead Republican voter.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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5 new poems are live on Glorywagon!
Check out the poetry section of Glorywagon here. For those of you that both enjoy whimsical poetry and read these posts, I hope you both enjoy!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Free press has been largely dead in America for some time. Hardball questions rarely find their way toward anybody in power, for fear of losing the very access these three just lost anyway. How I yearn for an independent media that has some teeth.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This makes more sense if your brain has been devoured by a worm.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In Markwayne's defense, he's very, very, VERY stupid.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Republicans could read, they'd be very upset by this.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like we've moved on to the "banning media that the diaper-wearing toddler doesn't like" phase of American fascism. November really can't come soon enough. Anybody else miss a time when politics were routine and boring?
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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My Goobly Cat
A new poem is live on glorywagon.com
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Trump was NOT a Russian asset, would he be doing anything differently than he is now? November can't come soon enough.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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My Goobly Cat
A new poem is live on glorywagon.com
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Levels is now active on Glorywagon glorywagon.substack.com/p/levels-is-...
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Levels is now active on Glorywagon
It’s in a very pre-alpha state, so don’t expect much yet
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's not a real political party, folks It just isn't
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bribes. Calls to commit voter fraud. I hope someone is taking note. Here's to hoping a future Democratic administration actually grows a pair and prosecutes some of this madness...
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glorywagon site is now fully functional! glorywagon.substack.com/p/glorywagon...
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Glorywagon site is now fully functional!
No “www” woes to be found. Not a one.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jolene (@jolene760781)
The current state of US politics…
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Glorywagon site is now functional
... sort of
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I managed to add some features to glorywagon.com! The Click Miner game now has an autosave feature and games will persist even when the browser is closed. The next step is fleshing it out more with more features and better graphics. #fullstack #azure #dotnet
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Glorywagon
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm sure all the conservatives that whined about gas prices under Joe Biden are demonstrating consistency of thought over this news...
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I added some functionality to my site glorywagon.com! Snowclone is a simple game where you enter words and build silly stories. Click Miner is inspired by idle clicker games and allows you to dig a pile of dirt and uncover treasures. They're both in very early stages. Enjoy! #appdev #fullstack
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We really do live in the upside-down...
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He truly has the merdes touch
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey, you're welcome
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh no. Nature is woke! Time to flee the planet.
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