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Jolene

@glorywagon.bsky.social
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Historian and religious scholar by training. DevOps Engineer to pay the bills. Occasional writer, too. Spreading positivity through sarcasm and memes (and positivity). Visit glorywagon.com for more.

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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Monster of Florence by Douglas Preston and Mario Spezi
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Critic: It Stinks! (Jon Lovitz)
ALT: The Critic: It Stinks! (Jon Lovitz)
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now when it comes to envy, y'all is green Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine Another dimension, new galaxy Intergalactic planetary
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Nonfiction section is up
And it is HOT
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The miracle of science!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I guess we're implying that Coke Jr. is somehow corrupt? The scandal!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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5 new poems are live on Glorywagon!
Check out the poetry section of Glorywagon here. For those of you that both enjoy whimsical poetry and read these posts, I hope you both enjoy!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like we've moved on to the "banning media that the diaper-wearing toddler doesn't like" phase of American fascism. November really can't come soon enough. Anybody else miss a time when politics were routine and boring?
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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My Goobly Cat
A new poem is live on glorywagon.com
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Trump was NOT a Russian asset, would he be doing anything differently than he is now? November can't come soon enough.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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My Goobly Cat
A new poem is live on glorywagon.com
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Levels is now active on Glorywagon glorywagon.substack.com/p/levels-is-...
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Levels is now active on Glorywagon
It’s in a very pre-alpha state, so don’t expect much yet
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's not a real political party, folks It just isn't
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glorywagon site is now fully functional! glorywagon.substack.com/p/glorywagon...
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Glorywagon site is now fully functional!
No “www” woes to be found. Not a one.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jolene (@jolene760781)
The current state of US politics…
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Glorywagon site is now functional
... sort of
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I managed to add some features to glorywagon.com! The Click Miner game now has an autosave feature and games will persist even when the browser is closed. The next step is fleshing it out more with more features and better graphics. #fullstack #azure #dotnet
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Glorywagon
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I added some functionality to my site glorywagon.com! Snowclone is a simple game where you enter words and build silly stories. Click Miner is inspired by idle clicker games and allows you to dig a pile of dirt and uncover treasures. They're both in very early stages. Enjoy! #appdev #fullstack
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Glorywagon
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We really do live in the upside-down...
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 06/09/2026
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I managed to get #SquareSpace and #Azure to work together, for the most part. Some work left to do but hey, c'est la vie. Hopefully I can get one of my fun little apps up and running soon, so I can share it with the world. Also need to figure out a way to automatically post to Bluesky from Substack!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And I'm back. Hopefully I won't forget about this platform again. Keeping up with social media is surprisingly difficult.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 07/01/2026
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I forgot I had this. It's been 8 months since my last post. America has devolved like that episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. At least I have activities to distract me from the nightmare of reality, like watching Garth Marenghi's Darkplace...
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all, including the radical right lunatics that hate America and the rule of law and decency and morality and not creeping on underage girls and basic hygiene and want to elevate a fat orange jackass as their god-king and man this is tiring imagine doing this unironically every day
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This just in: Elmo thinks only the Obama era Democratic party "can save Germany," so he's either advocating for Obama and the Democrats to be in power or he's a huge hypocrite and liar. Also, he's a drug-addled Nazi clown. Fuck this guy in particular.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A play in three acts
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The culture wars, the race wars, the gender wars...all smoke screens for the war they don't want you to fight. The class wars.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If you had any doubt as to the existence of an ongoing class war, look no further than the scrambling of resources (from the federal on down) to apprehend the alleged shooter of a single member of the wealthy elite. Would the powers that be put such effort into helping any one of us peasants? #iww
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Not the woke!!
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My most listened to song of 2024 was this masterpiece by Obscurest Vinyl music.youtube.com/watch?v=wPlO...
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I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again
YouTube video by Obscurest Vinyl - Topic
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I saw a post about pretentious indie films told from the dog's point of view and it made me think of this classic
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Currently reading. So far, so good (in a manner of speaking).
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
American politics be like
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Here are Poe (left) and Byron. A couple of #meowsers.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'm down to one perusal of news per day and we're STILL experiencing these once-a-generation events with far too much regularity.
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I have nothing of importance to say at the moment, so here's a little bit of Calvin & Hobbes
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Jolene @glorywagon.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Howdy, @bsky.app. I'm glad to be here. 🙂
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