GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 06/09/2026going to start spelling it eaupignon instead of opinion in an effort to look more sophisticated 020
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 05/09/2026guys you have to eat raw flour then eat a match. it's time to cause a flour dust explosion in your stomach 050
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 03/09/2026on bluesky they don't even know that I'm the ultimate darkness chaos dragon because I don't even post about how I'm the evil dragon on there. 010
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/08/2026I'm just so fucking sick of looking for the meteorite fragment 010
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 25/07/2026lol just misclicked and apparently I can get on here vpn free again so I guess I'm back 090
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/07/2026unless the law changes idk if I'm gonna be here much any more. it's the only social where someone stole my handle so it essentially costs money per year and now I have to vpn into here, and there's just not many people here. I wish you all the best though, you're better than any other social media. 270
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 08/07/2026I want a giant soft pretzel with beer cheese and I'm willing to kill innocent people 011
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 05/07/2026has anyone ever made/tried korean german fusion food? I feel like that would go super nice, sausages w kimchi? kbbq w gochujang mustard? am I stupid or is this a real idea 000
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t1a... in my opinion this is one of the best examples of an intro track to an album, it says what the album is about, isn't a ambient overture, but also doesn't get as heavy as the album does, it feels like an intro but not in the tryhard ambient way edm albums do.youtube.comChannel FeelYouTube video by Phace - Topic 110
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 13/06/2026yeah I was going to do the dishes but I was walking there and I fell in the toilet and they flushed me down :/ 010
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 01/06/2026I think people severely underrate how tasty these are as a junk food snack bc they’re marketed as a health food. I’ve literally never heard of them before and im addicted now 010
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 30/05/2026I live w a cat that will just paw on nearby walls instead of covering her pee and/or poo 100
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 26/05/2026I normally don't talk business stuff a whole ton on this account bc it's mostly just shitposting but I'm planning to stop promoting my gumroad and find another platform soon so I'm doing 40% off on everything on there right now w code GOOGBYE for the next few weeks. glorkglunk.gumroad.comglorkglunk.gumroad.comGlorkglunkI'm a sound designer and this is where I post samples. hope you enjoy 182
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 23/05/2026You know that thing about the snail that is always moving towards you and trying to kill you? What if it was a deep sea fish? It’d basically be the same discussion tbh 010
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 20/05/2026Im probly not the only person who has done this but I was just listening to music in the shower and I tried to adjust my phone’s volume with the hot knob 030
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 16/05/2026planets are so much worse than hanging out with your friends 010
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/05/2026Maybe it’s a good thing if you start freaking out. Maybe you’re actually supposed to smash the ancient vase and scream. It may be normal 130
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/05/2026they say if you die in minecraft you don't die in real life, but at our startup we aim to change that 1152
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/05/2026okay, the mailman. it's time to die. for putting things in my mailbox you have to die for doing that. just kidding 040
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 14/05/2026yeah no offense but his wife kinda turned into the eyeball creature 000
Reposted by GLORKGLUNKSounds in Solidarity @soundsinsolidarity.org · 08/05/2026SOUNDS IN SOLIDARITY VOLUME 2 ⇲ 31 creators, 2.7 gigabytes, 1108 samples ⇲ All profits donated to the United We Dream, supporting immigrant rights in the U.S. ⇲ Buy now at soundsinsolidarity.org ⇲ 15228
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 10/05/2026I am going to eat this and bloom into a beautiful floral blossom 140
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 10/05/2026gonna start pretending like "as expected from someone who doesn't make their own bread for their sandwiches" is an actual insult and not just a side effect of me being inside too much 040
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 08/05/2026I am on the verge of literally posting on blue sky 120
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 06/05/2026You know the numbers on the date, they I feel like they usually go up like every night 020
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 05/05/2026the protagonists of the x files are sculder and mully 000
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 02/05/2026I can remember all the numbers. 378,425. bet you guys forgot about that one, huh? 130
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 30/04/2026im going to make a restaurant chain startup. it is going to be called "terrible sandwiches" our whole thing is that our sandwiches are bad 010
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 21/04/2026When you are doing dishes and touch your phone and it subscribes you to claritin™ on you tube 041
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 20/04/2026soundcloud.com/djrecode/4-a...soundcloud.comAileron (feat. guesst)world’s saddest bunny rabbit [bun/she] 220
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 19/04/2026don't you hate when you wake up and you gotta scrape all the strawberries that grew off your bed and your windows 140
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 17/04/2026When I was a child I thought quebec was in southwest asia 120
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 17/04/2026‼️TIP ‼️ before using "Software" go to the "Settings" page. it is also sometimes known as "Options". from there, turn all the "Settings" and "Options" to on. 181
Reposted by GLORKGLUNKGLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 09/08/2023I want to bread and deep fry my hair. crispy treat for my enemies 141
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/04/2026I get the feeling my cat doesn’t even care about secrets of strixhaven. Like maybe she’s toxic and I just never saw it 000
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/04/2026This salad sucks ass. It needs more forgotten and abandoned souls in it 040
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 15/04/2026You're laughing. We are trapped in the Bone Forest and you're fucking laughing. 030
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 14/04/2026I am legitimately so obsessed w the concept of blending huitlacoche with japanese cuisine like this is the most bullshit texan weeaboo shit. but I can't escape from the idea that it's going to be the best thing ever 150
GLORKGLUNK @glorkglunk.motorcycles · 12/04/2026one thing about me is when I walk around I literally end up in like a DIFFERENT place than before I was walking around most of the time 030
