gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Here’s the question: does this facial hair look silly in a way that is like “bro just shave it” or does it look like “it’s coming along well keep growing” or somewhere in between 220
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026i get to be unhinged on here!!! i left my ex of 5 years bc she was cheating on me, reconnected with this girl i used to date in high school, we have literally been talking non stop since we started talking and are highly aligned on all our values and plans for the future. the universe is WILD. 110
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026open.spotify.com/track/05gych...open.spotify.comDramatic Girl (feat. Che Ecru) 000
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Mom said I’m a cutie pie with my new glasses. Who won’t me? 140
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 18/02/2026being faithful is a fucking sham bro lmao all that just to piss it all away 020
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 18/02/2026sadness and tears and anger 😠 oopie whoopie!!! sad times! 020
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 18/02/2026oop not me finding out my (now ex) girlfriend has been cheating on me for like almost our entire 5 year relationship!!! oop!!! 320
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 17/02/2026open.spotify.com/track/2LAjXM... been obsessed w this jawn latelyopen.spotify.comBleary Eyes 000
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 08/02/2026my take on this is most ads are intrusive and obnoxious and feel as though they’re insulting to the intelligence of those watching, but the super bowl is far more palatable because they have to be interesting and fun or it’s an enormous waste of money but also get all these fucking ads outta my life 010
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 08/02/2026ngl my instagram feed is funny as ever loving fuck right now. am i blasted off my penjamin? of course yeah, but this shit is giving me back to back bangers. they completely algorthimically nailed down my sense of humor 010
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 08/02/2026why is riot games steezing on my jhin gameplay with these insane balance “buffs” 110
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 07/02/2026found out my ex (of many years ago) is pregnant last night and holy fucking shit what a bullet to dodge 000
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 06/02/2026tattoo on right forearm or left forearm? for reference my right arm is bare and my left arm has a dragon on the back of my left forearm 320
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026banging head to this: open.spotify.com/track/6WLo4G...open.spotify.comCrick 010
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026i got insurance & have an eye dr appointment this weekend, tax return came in, and i’m smoking weed. on the real, paid off a very large and burdensome debt in full recently and feeling so much relief. sending good vibes to all ❤️ 220
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 05/02/2026alright i’m widewwawy about to pull $300 out of this tax return and use the $150 i’ve saved to go get a new tattoo. gotta figure out what i wanna do now. 010
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026ethereal pull on this one open.spotify.com/track/3kPWyM...open.spotify.comSystem 000
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026okay it is the droning bass line that absolutely transfixed me on this song and just completely hypnotizes me it feels like for the length of it open.spotify.com/track/7EX6x6...open.spotify.comHow Conchobor was Begotten 010
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026oh yeah i bought tickets to go to a heated rivalry rave, that’s gonna be fire 😭 030
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026open.spotify.com/track/2qPNIx... immaculate vibeopen.spotify.comSpecial 130
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026open.spotify.com/track/7ngxyV... this song has some kind of fucking crack in it i swearopen.spotify.comCAN WE IGNORE IT? :( 110
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026i have my first eye dr appointment scheduled in like 3 years lfg. going to finally get some new glasses 010
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026my god also hytale came out??? so fucking cool seeing all the mods being made for that game already not even a month into launch 040
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026a lot has happened guys i got insurance and a new job and started going to clubs and yeah stuff man, stuff 140
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026have become completely obsessed with a colony sim game called songs of syx. the shit has an absolute stranglehold on me lately. 030
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 07/09/2025tx powerball hit $1.8 Billion before somebody won. recession indicator 051
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Chili’s doesn’t serve roasted street corn anymore. this is not my home any longermedia.tenor.comwoody from toy story is holding a wooden stick and says " i don t want to play with you anymore "ALT: woody from toy story is holding a wooden stick and says " i don t want to play with you anymore " 140
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 26/08/2025t minus 40 minutes before that penjamin hits my lips… how titillating… 030
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 21/08/2025realizing my frontal lobe is probably developed because i’ve spent like an hour today sobbing about how much i love my parents and the people in my life that i love. don’t take anybody or anything for granted friends, and have a little cry sesh just because you can ❤️ 050
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 21/08/2025full on fucking sobbing to this for the past like 10 minutes now what the fuck is wrong with me 020
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 21/08/2025hey if anyone wants to cry real quick, i got you youtu.be/f56Cbjwwv-E?...youtu.beIroh Sings Leaves From the Vine (Little Soldier Boy) 🍃 | Full Scene | Avatar: The Last AirbenderYouTube video by Avatar Legends 010
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 21/08/2025just impromptu built a new computer accidentally :/ damn bro i hate when that happens 130
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 18/08/2025JID is just so different on God Does Like Ugly… somebody fuck with this man because I want to see him go ballistic 130
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 18/08/2025randomly played nilah yesterday and won? still confused abt that game and how i went deathless (i had a zilean support and rushed BT for serviceability) 130
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 18/08/2025successfully bent the pins on my motherboard back in place and fixed it. feeling unstoppable today, need to be humbled 020
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 18/08/2025without further ado goes crazy as a transitional statement 020
gloopie @gloopie1.bsky.social · 18/08/2025somebody get these sunday scaries the hell up out of my stomach, i’m trying to vibe 🧘 010