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Joltz⚡️

@glittervore.bsky.social
990 followers 615 following 330 posts

Locally loved in NorCal. NSFW. 18+ only. If you know me IRL that’s your problem.

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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It do be that day. #FCF
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I went to a work conference and all I got was a headshot and imposter syndrome.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If?
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make mine a double, please!
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I would like multiple slices, please.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The waistband says it all. #TWT
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck, it’s a Tuesday.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Feeling myself this morning.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
During PWIDE? Not in this house.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Father? I don’t even know ‘er!
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Me after the slightest inconvenience after getting a very restful nights sleep frfr
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What salary package are you offering?
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I don’t know what that means but I do know what ‘shot’ ‘raw’ and ‘load’ are….so I’m in.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
She is shorn. #SummerCut
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Could be fatter
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This shit easy. I love choccy milk. #NotAGainer
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My doc said I need to eat more protein, so I guess it’s gainer shake time? 😔
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fat dawg
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
what i lack in being aesthetically pleasing, i don’t make up for in being funny enough.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I hate (affectionate) you so much for this.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Living in delulu that I’m rich and famous until I am. Call that womanifesting.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Britney Spears Crying: Yeah...
ALT: Britney Spears Crying: Yeah...
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hell yeah - Dad crack @biffpup.bsky.social
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
the art // the artiste @biffpup.bsky.social
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I stay thinking about that 24/7/365
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not the bathroom credit
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do you do windows too?
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
LMMMMAAAOOOO and you should say it, diva
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I got the Biff power up! 🐶🐾🦴 In @biffpup.bsky.social hood and overalls
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Meeeee 🙋
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@scizorsister.bsky.social might have lived experience with that.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Something something I love my dick something something
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Veronica Sheaffer Thinking on Project Runway
ALT: Veronica Sheaffer Thinking on Project Runway
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Too far.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Counsel of Dads and Cubbies you say? 👀👀👀
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
More like hiBEARnation, knowwhaddamean?
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I hear that so often in many different contexts, bro
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Happy to show you, Big Bro!
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🎶and I would sleep for 100 years even just to be the man who slept for 100 years🎶 or whatever Morrissey sang.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I also accept payment in nut
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hey, consider this a formal application to work here. I have many skill and I do a productivity very well. I also have a passion for being fat and naked in pool.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Im sorry!! I live in another country (California)
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oops All Tails, à la biblically accurate angel but instead of wings and eyeballs it’s tails.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
F
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I heard you like tails, so we put more tails on your dog so your dog can have more tails
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Me! And I haven’t showered this AM. Is that ok? 😏
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I finally got a machine in January and it has been life changing in the most positive way. I'm lowkey obsessed with mine!
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Is saying “Hi, I’m Joltz⚡️! And I’m your orgasm curator tonight. What type of nut will you be having tonight?” Too much?
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
thank 🥰
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You’d HAVE the opportunity to do*
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