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glitter e. vortex

@glttre.bsky.social
17 followers 71 following 35 posts

Locally hated in NorCal. Drag goblin. NSFW. 18+ only pls. If you know me IRL, give me a dollar. ✨

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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Declare Independence (by Björk) from this pussy. I dare you.
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Octopus Wrangler ! 🇩🇰 @spencilular.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Happy Pride to Piplup and her too small, too dark for her skin tone, and too nipple-less breastplate #ProtectQueerArt
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wasting people’s time who are protesting a Pride event is my special interest. I’m more passionate about my side of this debate FOR SURE. I could do this all day.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Maybe we do try matriarchy and communism, perhaps? Just for like a year? Let’s see what happens? We can circle back and see what we like better.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
what i lack in being aesthetically pleasing, i don’t make up for in being funny enough.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hell yeah - Dad crack @biffpup.bsky.social
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Let’s help this good boy out if you can. 💖
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Living in delulu that I’m rich and famous until I am. Call that womanifesting.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The pic I send when they ask if I crossdress
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me and @shraaamp.bsky.social at the clurb. Both simultaneously both of these lil divas at once (in our minds)
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a group of children are dancing on a stage wearing bunny costumes .
ALT: a group of children are dancing on a stage wearing bunny costumes .
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My happy place.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Have you heard of camp? ✨🌭✨
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sometimes the thought of a skeleton in my body truly grosses me out. I wanna be all soft like a mollusk.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I really need to be adored by a group of twink tops rn
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
need himb as my drag bf 😻
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
hemlocke springs’ album ‘the apple tree under the sea’ has been on REPEAT. Obsessed.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Get you a dad with versatility.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I NEED TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID me (with opportunity to scream into void): mew
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I am a slut first and a person second.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Rawr 😸
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My gender? Non-bearnary trade.
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Joltz⚡️ @glittervore.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be? And they honk with each step.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist. We are fucking.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Did you know that I’m Iconique? ✨
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Loot that drops after defeating me: 1. Hot dog (in tin foil) 2. Corn dog wrapper 3. Gross goopy glitter (wet) 4. Carhartt t-shirt 5. Lemon Starbursts
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The solution (and cause) of most problems.
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glitter e. vortex @glttre.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
“Why am I so hot?” Thought the hot dog in the roller. “Beauty haunts my bones (wood stick in butt)”. She was actually a corn dog.
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