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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
no collertation SMH!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
bros before whores 2014 edition
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
what if a pregagant woman is like 5 months and is walking down the side walk and a man walks by and ask "are you going to finish that?"
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
i want to walk so fucking far and walk into a diferent dimension and there be like fariuest and shit and the fuicking tooth fairy came out and punched me and there bne quarters in the corner off my rooms and type shit - mouze
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
i swear to t go im going to fuckiign kklli @halodev.games tgeyhe keep sendign thiS fuckign image*I GIOT I(T i made a mispell smhg stop makling fun of pe-olpe misspeliong tyhigns smh i have a problemn withj lspell,dong s,mh
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
did you know that scientist found out that Thermonuclear Fusion through Quantum Phenomena work really well with urination and miasma and its not what you think, you see the cellular organisms in your body reacts with the reactor cells and creates urine but radioactive
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
hey twin do you like ever like and then then uhm and like uhm then you uhm do uhm that uh what was it ? idk here twin take this twin wait where am i
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
heres art from my evil and fucked in mind you dont want to see other fucked up things i PONDER with my orb on tuesday night while gorking it and by IT i mean my orb
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
oh my godddd its everywehereee oh my gdo itso nt he cuiel,olijng oh my gof it wont sstob coming oh my godddddd pleaseee dont stopp!11
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i make my return
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
tenor.com/view/thermal... me when i have EVERY bodily malfunction
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
happy almost 2 months of the piss channel in the B osnia ape society! as one may say "mental sickness" *throws a piss bottle at you*
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
hapy bierthday teto!!!!!!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
but like actually what about left @halodev.games
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
uhm what the derp why the fuck is he here GET HIM OUT!!!!!!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
uhm hPPTY VBIETHS!!! iu hope you gget alot of cake! LLMAO AND LIKE SOMEONE FARTS ON IT LOL@! AND RUINS IT!!!!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
let there be cogs
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Uhm. What the derp!?!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
this is the blob and it like pandemonium but better because he uhm can ummm eat you BE WORRY!!!!!!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
then break it down lol!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Hey lois i turned myself into soggy cat hehehehe
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i drew this in tux paint
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
i drw this in school today do not judge i am in the first grade
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO WHOS MY LITTLE MAN, WHOS MY LITTLE GUY!! GOO GOO GOO
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
what if 456 in season 2 of squid game didnt say "ive played these games before" but he said "WHAT IN THE SQUID GAME!?!?"
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
some guy from a 30 story hospital fell onto my forehead. im glad im outside of a hospital
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
what if your wife was giving birth and it takes like alot of strain from her to pop it out and you go "man, it took you alot of strain to pop out that bad boy *rizz*" and the doctor says "its a baby girl" and then you go "shit." and then you jumped out of the 30 story building window (crazy)
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
stop being a hater dawg im just apoligizing to being mean and your being so mean RN im literallying in yotr compuiter RN!!!!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
i've made a server continulus lapse in my goonment i hyhope you can forgoon me and help me goon with my wife again
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
ok budduy tyhats it iom trleirally just tryuping to make fun of tis tyhe platform ahnd youre lmaking it so much workst hiow about yopu go and ermn get a jonb
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
this triangle gets boners after seeing fire
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
我喜歡魷魚遊戲!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Huh, It seems I've played these games before, Huh kinda weird, and crazy!?, Huh.
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Goo Goo.
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
scagolision!!!!!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
YOU ARE ALWAYS QUEENMAXXING!!!!!!!!!!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
yolur literally a fuzzyt! <K!L L!L !O !L!O !L !L L L! !O l! O! l! oL !ol!L !O !L !O !L !L !O ! REOFFLT ROFL IM ROLFING INT TR R TH AS GHOLY SGI !!!!!!!!!!!
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
uhgm axtrually i pdnt thimjbnol so beasuese theuy wer al;oivinve like at least 2 ueajhrs old so wghair b ods would NO)T epsxidt at trhtawetiome perios!🤓
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
do you think dinosaurs wore airpods??
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Gruiring! *im a meth addict*
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
shimmy shimmy ya swa lala la swa lala la
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
What do you mean that is such a banger video and it makes me remember of simpler times where peter had everything he had a Loving wife and a loving big ass yellow cock he would beat the shit out of </3
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Would you?
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I have my hoe's at bay at all times 🤪
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I sent this for my apoligie
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
im sorry for your lost
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
this is totally my original post and NOT stolen from @halodev.games
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