Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2025what if a pregagant woman is like 5 months and is walking down the side walk and a man walks by and ask "are you going to finish that?" 130
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 27/08/2025i want to walk so fucking far and walk into a diferent dimension and there be like fariuest and shit and the fuicking tooth fairy came out and punched me and there bne quarters in the corner off my rooms and type shit - mouze 020
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 09/08/2025i swear to t go im going to fuckiign kklli @halodev.games tgeyhe keep sendign thiS fuckign image*I GIOT I(T i made a mispell smhg stop makling fun of pe-olpe misspeliong tyhigns smh i have a problemn withj lspell,dong s,mh 021
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2025did you know that scientist found out that Thermonuclear Fusion through Quantum Phenomena work really well with urination and miasma and its not what you think, you see the cellular organisms in your body reacts with the reactor cells and creates urine but radioactive 020
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 05/08/2025hey twin do you like ever like and then then uhm and like uhm then you uhm do uhm that uh what was it ? idk here twin take this twin wait where am i 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 01/08/2025heres art from my evil and fucked in mind you dont want to see other fucked up things i PONDER with my orb on tuesday night while gorking it and by IT i mean my orb 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 28/07/2025oh my godddd its everywehereee oh my gdo itso nt he cuiel,olijng oh my gof it wont sstob coming oh my godddddd pleaseee dont stopp!11 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 19/04/2025tenor.com/view/thermal... me when i have EVERY bodily malfunctiontenor.comThermal Pee GIF - Thermal Pee Infrared - Discover & Share GIFsClick to view the GIF 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 19/04/2025happy almost 2 months of the piss channel in the B osnia ape society! as one may say "mental sickness" *throws a piss bottle at you* 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 31/03/2025but like actually what about left @halodev.games 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/03/2025uhm what the derp why the fuck is he here GET HIM OUT!!!!!! 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 06/02/2025this is the blob and it like pandemonium but better because he uhm can ummm eat you BE WORRY!!!!!! 010
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Hey lois i turned myself into soggy cat hehehehe 010
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 24/01/2025i drw this in school today do not judge i am in the first grade 120
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO WHOS MY LITTLE MAN, WHOS MY LITTLE GUY!! GOO GOO GOO 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025what if 456 in season 2 of squid game didnt say "ive played these games before" but he said "WHAT IN THE SQUID GAME!?!?" 021
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 22/01/2025what if your wife was giving birth and it takes like alot of strain from her to pop it out and you go "man, it took you alot of strain to pop out that bad boy *rizz*" and the doctor says "its a baby girl" and then you go "shit." and then you jumped out of the 30 story building window (crazy) 120
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/01/2025i've made a server continulus lapse in my goonment i hyhope you can forgoon me and help me goon with my wife again 100
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/01/2025this triangle gets boners after seeing fire 110
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Huh, It seems I've played these games before, Huh kinda weird, and crazy!?, Huh. 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 13/12/2024this is totally my original post and NOT stolen from @halodev.games 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 07/11/2024@halodev.games hey pookie want to interlock ass hairs <3 100
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 21/10/2024@kamalasupporters.bsky.social THEY ARE EATINFG THE DOGS AND CATS HOLY CRAB!!!!! 000
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Im geeking my shit rn you dont even know my geeking is so Big and my geeking aura is so fucking massive you dont even know its so fucking crazy im geeking out at my own geeking power you dont know how scared i am of my own power i have over my geeking its so fucking wild and crazy and like ZOINKS 110
Glitchofficial @glitchofficial.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Bros before whores (bluesky edition) (Official) 000
