GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've carried this flame on my own for so long. My hands are so dry and they hurt sooo much. Nobody would carry it, not even just a second. Now here they all come back for kirkiversary like they never left me. LIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE CHARLIE KIRK!! I WAS CHARLIE KIRK!!! 120
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Now that "nuclear family month" is over, everybody must go back to their regularly scheduled: being gay and pronouns, again. 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Yeah... Arf makes it easier. or, uh,,, whatever sound raccoons make. 110
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Transphobes are the types of people who'd see a young girl going through chemotherapy and say, "you'll never be a woman." 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 02/06/2026In a hundred years, they're gonna dig up your bones and find me, your wife, kissing you and go "awwwe, that's so sweet; they're kissing, even in death." 110
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Imagine releasing a document that is supposed to explain why you lost after spending billions to get your party into a position of power! ^w^ Now imagine that document says nothing about the issues that caused you to lose... Now imagine the document is half finished after a year and a half... :( 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Maybe I can teach you sometime... If you're down for that. If not that's fine too... I wouldn't mind if you passed up on the offer. It's only a suggestion; no need to feel obligated. I care about your boundaries, so feel free to decline. Again, only if you wanna. :3 <3 110
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I've been waiting on my new FBI stalker agent for like a month now. After the last one died they put me on a waiting list and told me it'd be a few days to get a new one, but here we are a month later... 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Arf arf arruff aruff arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arufffff awwrooooo!!!! Arf arf arff arrarararrfffff arruurrurrrrrfffff arff arf arf arf arrufff 110
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 01/05/2026A puppy that don't shave her fur!! ^w^ Arf arf I say to you!!!! 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 26/04/2026"Idiots need to get off the road" mfrs when a proposal to get "idiots" on different transportation options instead of the road is on the table:media.tenor.coma girl with a red bow on her hair is holding a bottle of waterAlt: an anime girl with a red bow on her orange hair is holding a bottle of water looking in slight disgust at the camera 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Grok, make a JOI script to play with my boobs to. Thanks!!! 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 10/04/2026NO!! PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE TRUE!!!!! I WANT ALL GIRLS TO LIKE/KISS/HUG/CUDDLE/LOVE GIRLSSSSS :((((( THIS IS THE WORST 😭😭😭😭 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Comedy is so back!!! Woohoo!!! ...but if they start pretending that "iceberg" is a slur it's 1984 again. 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Here's a list of helpful ideas of what to do for 06/07 day: - do 67 in a residential area for 67 minutes - bark 67 times at wife - bite wife 67 times (67 marks) - do the six seven hand gesture all day - not make 67 jokes ever again 020
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 22/03/2026If there was a girl on top of you rn wwyd? If she pinned you down wwyd? If she started kissing you wwyd? If she started licking you wwyd? Just curious, cause I'm not sure what exactly to do rn. 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Sit down... Sit down, Benjamin; Frankling is talking. 🐕 021
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 08/02/2026For anyone wondering why this post is pinned, it's @sarahtonin29.bsky.social's fault... 110
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Stop trying to convince me there are multiple genders; there's only one. 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Y'know, it's really hard to work when you have a large cock hitting that weird spot inside you.😔😔 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 12/01/2026What if instead of "ara ara," they said "tuah tuah?" 022
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Doctor PLEASSEEEE FLIP MY PEENOR 😭😭👈😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I Beg of you I'll do anyyhtinngg,, just pleaser flip my peenorr!!!..... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👩🏻🦲😭 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If I worked at a coffee shop and got the name charlie kirk, I would probably sing the song with my full heart, as if no one was listening. 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I was thinking lips, but we can negotiate, I guess. 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Where's my government mandated "good and honest childhood friend?" I need a really romantic story to unfold around me instead of having to deal with the pain of trying to date. Also could it be a femboy? >w< If not, that's fine. :D 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Fuck, I thought you had to be smart to get through college. I mean, I'm still too poor to go, but at least if I do go, I can just cry "god made me (a girl) this way" if I fail. I am at least worth 3 sheep, for the record. 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 27/11/2025This year I'm thankful for all the Trans Baddies, Hunks, and everyone in between that have survived through dysphoria. Thank you for your part in keeping the world running, even when some think you shouldn't exist. I'm also thankful for gender affirming care, y'know, for helping save those lives. 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I used arabic numerals all throughout my schooling and I turned out just fine. What's the issue? 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Huh, the girl in the stall next to me is peeing standing up; how unusual is that? You do you, queen! 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I just lost 1600¥ in the AI finance bubble 🗯️😭😭😭 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 29/10/2025For every vote Mamdani you will get 1 Mommy Dommy® Reserve your FREE Mommy Dommy® today!!! *This is not a legitimate offer. In no way will you receive a "Mommy Dommy®" for your vote. Though, you will be more likely to find them ;) 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 09/10/2025"Knee surgery" but replace "surgery" with "how" Shut up lunatics, it's called 中文 humor.🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥 020
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I'm not horny~ okay!~~ >w< ^girl who's been bucking her hips reading yaoi for the last 3 hours. 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Call me the 2025 Ford F150®, the way I cost 38,000$ (starting price) and my owner is emotionally fragile. 🛻🤸♀️ 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 25/09/2025That guilty feeling you get waiting for your partner to do bottom prep is sooo fucking miserable. HOW DO TOPS LIVE LIKE THIS?? 000
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I guess your right, free speech is kinda getting in the way of my suppression of those I don't like. 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 18/09/2025If you didn't fall in passionate love with the man that just got shot, you don't deserve free speech. 🗣️🗣️💥💥💥 010
GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Okay fine, I'll stop shipping us two with the hot guy in our group. Not like I wanted to get railed with you next to me anyways.😒 010
