iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I've carried this flame on my own for so long. My hands are so dry and they hurt sooo much. Nobody would carry it, not even just a second. Now here they all come back for kirkiversary like they never left me. LIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE CHARLIE KIRK!! I WAS CHARLIE KIRK!!!

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Now that "nuclear family month" is over, everybody must go back to their regularly scheduled: being gay and pronouns, again.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

@grok put Cap'n Clark in a bikini, thx.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Transphobes are the types of people who'd see a young girl going through chemotherapy and say, "you'll never be a woman."

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

In a hundred years, they're gonna dig up your bones and find me, your wife, kissing you and go "awwwe, that's so sweet; they're kissing, even in death."

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Imagine releasing a document that is supposed to explain why you lost after spending billions to get your party into a position of power! ^w^ Now imagine that document says nothing about the issues that caused you to lose... Now imagine the document is half finished after a year and a half... :(

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I've been waiting on my new FBI stalker agent for like a month now. After the last one died they put me on a waiting list and told me it'd be a few days to get a new one, but here we are a month later...

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Grok, make a JOI script to play with my boobs to. Thanks!!!

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Comedy is so back!!! Woohoo!!! ...but if they start pretending that "iceberg" is a slur it's 1984 again.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

If there was a girl on top of you rn wwyd? If she pinned you down wwyd? If she started kissing you wwyd? If she started licking you wwyd? Just curious, cause I'm not sure what exactly to do rn.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Sit down... Sit down, Benjamin; Frankling is talking. 🐕

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

For anyone wondering why this post is pinned, it's @sarahtonin29.bsky.social's fault...

Screenshot of GlitchGlider's original post saying "Your scars look like fishnets tbh."
Including a partially forged edit of a reply from @sarahtonin29 saying "If you *don't* make this post your pinned for a month I'll *take away your collar for a month*"

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Stay mad you can't have my milk, bigot. 🤱🏼

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Stop trying to convince me there are multiple genders; there's only one.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Y'know, it's really hard to work when you have a large cock hitting that weird spot inside you.😔😔

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Ice agent slipping is really funny i think

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

What if instead of "ara ara," they said "tuah tuah?"

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Doctor PLEASSEEEE FLIP MY PEENOR 😭😭👈😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I Beg of you I'll do anyyhtinngg,, just pleaser flip my peenorr!!!..... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👩🏻‍🦲😭

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

If I worked at a coffee shop and got the name charlie kirk, I would probably sing the song with my full heart, as if no one was listening.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Where's my government mandated "good and honest childhood friend?" I need a really romantic story to unfold around me instead of having to deal with the pain of trying to date. Also could it be a femboy? >w< If not, that's fine. :D

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Fuck, I thought you had to be smart to get through college. I mean, I'm still too poor to go, but at least if I do go, I can just cry "god made me (a girl) this way" if I fail. I am at least worth 3 sheep, for the record.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

This year I'm thankful for all the Trans Baddies, Hunks, and everyone in between that have survived through dysphoria. Thank you for your part in keeping the world running, even when some think you shouldn't exist. I'm also thankful for gender affirming care, y'know, for helping save those lives.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I used arabic numerals all throughout my schooling and I turned out just fine. What's the issue?

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Huh, the girl in the stall next to me is peeing standing up; how unusual is that? You do you, queen!

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I just lost 1600¥ in the AI finance bubble 🗯️😭😭😭

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

For every vote Mamdani you will get 1 Mommy Dommy® Reserve your FREE Mommy Dommy® today!!! *This is not a legitimate offer. In no way will you receive a "Mommy Dommy®" for your vote. Though, you will be more likely to find them ;)

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

"Knee surgery" but replace "surgery" with "how" Shut up lunatics, it's called 中文 humor.🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I'm not horny~ okay!~~ >w< ^girl who's been bucking her hips reading yaoi for the last 3 hours.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Call me the 2025 Ford F150®, the way I cost 38,000$ (starting price) and my owner is emotionally fragile. 🛻🤸‍♀️

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

That guilty feeling you get waiting for your partner to do bottom prep is sooo fucking miserable. HOW DO TOPS LIVE LIKE THIS??

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I guess your right, free speech is kinda getting in the way of my suppression of those I don't like.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

If you didn't fall in passionate love with the man that just got shot, you don't deserve free speech. 🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Okay fine, I'll stop shipping us two with the hot guy in our group. Not like I wanted to get railed with you next to me anyways.😒

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Hey, my gf is actually a vampire and drinking my blood. How much longer do I have before she depletes me?

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I know it's kinda weird to be gay nowadays, but I had to get this woman off my chest and kiss her. She looked sooo cute holding me for cuddles!!!

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I hope my temporary clippy profile pic on YouTube really sparked some excitement for future content to come!

Clippy on a dark background with a pink-purple flower tilted on the top right.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

need .... Gamer gf.... dying...... low on ...... cuddles..... and ..her monster.. cock...... PLEASE COME HOME EARLY TODAY, I NEED YOU BABE!!!!!

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Imagine how different life would be if horny people had pixel hearts float around them like a minecraft mob. Or if you fed someone wheat they get depraved.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I forgot to dress up as miku yesterday and post a cute ass selfie.😐

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I really need my gamer gf to play Twilight Princess right now. I wanna hear her play with the controller as the wolf barks with a weird delay & reverb on it.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I'm not saying my life should end. I'm just saying I should be reincarnated in another world as a slime-succubus-neko-fox-vampire-cyborg-bunny girl who hunts down the evil woman who wants to kill me, only for her to fall in love when I reach her lair.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Yeah babe, I can sensually call you a boymoder right in your ear when we cuddle tonight.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Obviously bad man talks to other obviously bad man and does obviously bad things.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Call me Rumi the way I got patterns across my arms.

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GlitchGlider @glitchglider.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

OMG MY GOD JIMIN AND JUNGKOOK are sooooo fkin KAWAIIIIIII!!!! >w<

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