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Glitched Kudzu 🌿

@glitchedkudzu.bsky.social
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🌿 Plant Woman Vtuber 🌿 30 or 40 years old 🌿 Twitch Variety Streamer 🌿 Currently Playing: Old School Runescape 🔗 glitchedkudzu.com 📺 twitch.tv/glitchedkudzu

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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hi, sorry, I'm not dead, just dead tired from the new job. Still trying to figure out where I can fit streaming into my days now, so far...not having much luck ☹️ I'm so tired after work + dinner and I don't seem to have enough time in the mornings between gym + work
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Got back from the convention and started my new full-time job on Monday, so my stream schedule is currently in flux. Still trying to figure it out! Feels weird having not streamed in so many days
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Thanks, I hate it!
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Oooo yes
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Idk why, or what it would taste like, but I want to eat blurite the most. Reminds me of ube or taro a bit I guess.
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Inghost 👻 Wraith @inguswraith.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🚨Important OSRS Question ❓ coming up: 🚨 What Taste do you associate with each Metal Bar? Which one is the yummiest 🤤? Is it worth drafting up a Tier list 📊?
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Today's incline treadmill: 8.5 incline - ~3.1mph - 30 minutes 5 incline - ~3.1mph - 10 minutes (+5 min cooldown)
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Matching with Archibald 💜 #osrs
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Why does my bf wake me up at 6:30am for the gym if he's still farting around at 7:45am??!!!??
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Idea: An NPC named Sherlock that always complains about being constipated...so we can nickname him "No Shit Sherlock"
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
for whatever reason, the heart rate sensors on the machines have not worked for me the last few times; smart watch says my avg BPM for today was 128
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today's incline treadmill: 8 incline - ~3.1mph - 30 minutes 5 incline - ~3.1mph - 10 minutes (+5 min cooldown) Saturday I did 15 minutes at 10 incline and thought I was gonna barf lol, did the last 15 at 9, didn't remember to take a pic
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The new ceiling fans got installed today an, oh my gosh, they actually PRODUCE AIR FLOW, unlike the terribly warped old ones. Hopefully this helps keep the electric bill down once we need to start using the AC.
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
#osrs #statcheck #monday
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🍣 💊 🍙 @elliemaplefox.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Commissions open-
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
FUCK THIS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEON WHOSE GOT A BIG MUG OF WHAT THEY THOGHT WAS BEER AND ITW AS "MEAD" INSTEAD AND THERE PISSED BECUASE IT TASTES BAD AND THE DAMB THING COST TO MUCH!!!! "WHAT DA FUCK IS MEED ITS NOT BEER IT TASTE WORSE THEN BEER, AND ITS ALOT MORE EXPENSIVE, NO REFUNDS, RENNIASANCE UNFAIR " - DONT EVER DRINK THIS STUFF I HATE THE RENNISSANCE I HATE ALL THERE MUSIC AND THERE DRESSED LIKE D&D BUT YOU NEVER SEE THEM IN THE DUNGEON SO U KNOW THEY HAVE 0 XP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mostly just houseplants, a ton of pothos, 3 varieties of spider plants (sooo may), a fiddle leaf fig, some jade plants (one is an ogre ear variety), some aloe plants. I want to do some container gardening this year, might pick up some tomato or pepper plants when we go for potting soil
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I guess? Haha, I just do what chat suggests I do, and 5 KC at Tempoross was on my list, then I liked it so much I kept going 😂
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
There's a sales competition going on at the dealership and I've never seen so many douchie bro looking dudes in suits 😂
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Estimated TWO HOURS to get my car service done (just regular oil change, tire rotation, brake fluid ish)
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Unpopular opinion: I love leg day! I love feeling it in my glutes. Gotta get that booty 🍑
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I need the weather to warm up and stay warm so I can start repotting my plants!
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 27/03/2026
Twitch is running an experiment where they add a "Gift Turbo" button to a persons usercard.
a screenshot of a Twitch usercard showing PinionPaint, then their following date, their sub status, all the badges they've earned, and four buttons... Gift a Sub, Follow, Whisper, Gift Turbo.
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I can't wait till I wake up in the morning and it's WARM outside
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Yess, sparkling water helped me quit sugary beverages too!
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Once I figured out the strategy I really started enjoying it!
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Got my first 20 Tempoross KC today! Tempoross Thursday 🥳 #osrs
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
THE APP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEON IN HELL WHOSE SCREAMEN AT THERE PHONE!!! "I ALREADY INSTALLED THE APP FOR YOUR SITE, ITS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER" YOUR TRYING TO GET AROUND PRIVACY RESTRICTIONS, YOUR TRYING TO SEND ME MORE NOTITICATIONS, AND YOU DONT WANT ME BLOCKIN YOUR ADS AND THATS TOO FUCKEN BAD ,IF I CANT USE MY WIERD OFF BRAND BROWSER WITH ABUNCH OF WIERD EXTENTIONS INSTALLED THEN FUCK YOUR WEB SIGHT , HURRY UP AND LOSE THE REST OF YOUR VENTURE CAPITAL SO WE CAN GO BACK TO USING REAL WEB SIGHTS INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
🔴 Live with more OSRS! www.twitch.tv/glitchedkudzu #smallvtuber #vtuber #envtuber #smallstreamer
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GlitchedKudzu - Twitch
OSRS Day 81!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I CANT WAIT TO DIE FOR THE ECONOMY $$$$$$$$$$$ SHIRT BY dashare.zone ALSO GOT RACER BACK AND REGULER TANK TOP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
BLACK SHIRT, RACER BACK, TANK TOP THAT SAYS " I CANT WAIT TO DIE FOR THE ECONOMY" AND ITS A SKELTAN HOLDIN THE WHOLE EARTH AND THERE STEPPEN ON A INCREASING GRAPH OF DOLLER SIGN'S, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Today's: 9.5 incline - 3mph - 30min (+5 min cooldown)
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ICED COFFEE [jittering intensifies]
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Fruit is my favorite food group ❤️🍎🧡🍑💛🍌💚🥝💙🫐💜🍆
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Going to do a nice long epsom salt soak tonight in our big tub 🛁 💜
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
For estimated calorie burn reference I'm 130lb and I do input that in the machine when I start
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Today's: 9 incline - 3mph - 30min (+5 min cooldown) Highly recommend this for cardio, and I HATE cardio LUL
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I love iced coffee so so much n_n
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
One person's misophonia is another person's ASMR
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Take your meds and hydrate, friends! 💜🌿
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Shoulder is feeling better, so back to strength training today 💪🏼
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I hate The Killers lmao
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
You already are for me!
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Today's: 8.5 - 3 - 30
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
IMAGINE TRYING TO IMPRESS YOUR BOSS, A SKELITEN GAZE'S ON TO THE SCENARIO AND IS CRACKEN UP , WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO PLEASE A SHIT MAN WHO LIVES IN A BEIGE HOUSE ON A BEIGE STREET GOING TO A BEIGE JOB DRINKING A BEIGE BEVERAGE IN BEIGE PANT'S ASKING YOU ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE ASKING YOU IF YOUR COMMITTED TO THE COMPANY WHO PAYS YOU SCRAP'S AND WOULD PAY YOU LESS IF THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT , HIS BOSS IN BEIGER PANTS, IN A BEIGER HOUSE, IN A BEIGER NEIGHBORHOOD , A TOWERS OF HANOI SET UP WHERE THEY SEE DA PEOPLE ABOVE THEM ON THE SCALE AND TRY TO BE MORE EVIL TO GET THERE, YOUR ONLY REWARD FOR WORKING HARD TO GET ASSIGNED MORE WORK SO YOUR BOSS CAN "EXCEED METRICS" YOUR TIME OFF HELD HOSTAGE BY THIS PEACE OF SHIT GUY, AMERICA MUST FALL, THE MIDDLE CLASS IS A LIE SOLD TO YOU BY PEACES OF SHIT IN BROWN WORK PANTS , THERE ARE ONLY WORKERS AND RULERS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO, AND YOU WANT TO DO IT TOO, ITS JUST THAT THE CIRCUSES ARE STILL GOING, AND BREADS MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT SOME OF US CAN STILL BUY IT FOR NOW, SO LETS NOT DO IT YET, GOTTA WATCH THE CIRCUS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(Goal is 12 - 3 - 30)
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Today's: 8 incline, 3mph, 30min
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Maybe it's nostalgia for all those years walking around San Francisco 😂
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm mostly a strength training girly, but I've been adding in incline treadmill walking on my non-lifting days for cardio and I kind of loving it?
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Fladdrarblyg @fladdrarblyg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The peace and quiet of grinding whatever you want on OSRS is unmatched.
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Glitched Kudzu 🌿 @glitchedkudzu.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ps: don't forget to take your meds!
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