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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
May I help? :3
The fourth "It's John Deacon" comic strip by Smallbrainfield, in which John just wants to go, but Brian Blessed is dead set on having a FUCKING HUGE KEBAB first.
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Seems a pretty weird stance to take for someone who according to their own bio claims to think that UBI is a good thing.
Screengrab of Vapor Catalyst's own bio on Bluesky, which claims "Advancing AI because I like the idea of UBI".

Because one is definitely 110% going to lead to the other.

Obviously.
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yeah, go on then
That Burger King logo meme yet again, but this time for the Fenslerfilm parody of GI Joe. 

Text in burger: "Porkchop Sandwiches"
Tagline: "Oh shit get the fuck out of here what are you doing go get the fuck out of here fuck we're all dead'

While we're here, who wants a body massage?
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So good they named them twice
Bluesky's Top 5 Trending Topics, but for some reason Pokémon take positions 3 and 4
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
You said it, The Beeb. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Screengrab of the opening lines of the linked BBC news article.

Subheading: What can you tell about a video game from its price tag?
Body: In the UK, £70 may not gurantee quality...

Apparently quality of spelling also cannot be guaranteed.
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Fancy hats!
Images 2 and 3 from the opening thread combine to make very nice hats for the boys
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I think I'll limit myself to just this one
LOCAL SHOP for Local People
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Your pilgramage should end here
Chippy Chips in Hove, as captured on Street View
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Well, I mean both of them do have a shit ton of experience of talking to legal representation so I guess there's that?
An intentionally bad crop from the BBC News website, claiming that the PM and his orange counterpart 'genuinely get on'
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
...I certainly can help if you'd like me to!
Just a photo of a stupidly large record player
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
That date is also easy to pinpoint ;)
Flyer for an event in London from 2003
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Not mine, but makes me laugh every time I see it.
Potatoshopped vintage Ladybird book about Coarse Fishing, where as much emphasis is placed on Language as Fishing.

"GOT YOU! you gilled fuck!", exclaimed the smartly dressed boy on the cover, as he drags the helpless fish to the shitting net.
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
By grifters claiming to have made AI hit songs. I'm really quite impressed that duckduckgo couldn't even find a single page about it :) And off the top of my head I can only think of one AI song I've seen with 'large' numbers. And it's called "I Glued My Balls to my Butthole Again", so YMV... :D
Duckduckgo search page for the explicit term "AI Hit songs" which returned no resultsGoogle search results (with udm=14 specified) which just returns sites which claim to be 'hits' but nothing resembling anything which would be recognised as a mainstream artist or band.
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Full-frame Dot Matrix
Film frame from The Matrix but made from dots.
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I'm gonna have to find another way there, I guess.
Night time photo of a no entry signpost on a small tuft of grass, with a full moon hanging just above the top of the sign
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
First time I've seen a flavour of linux being run on one of these
Photo of the front end of a green canal narrowboat with the name "Ubuntu" painted in yellow on its side
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Dr Snuggles (Friend of the animal world) bouncing along on his duck umbrella while two weird anthropomorphic trees wave him off
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I like this version tbh
All four screenshots from the original post presented as viewed, making Angle and Ginger's conversation appear to read

"When's yid of Birthijary."
"What y/y year."
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This will probably be the only time I'll ever agree with her.
Screengrab of a Guardian article with the headline "Kemi Badenoch 'wants Liz Truss to shut up for a while'.
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
explain your username
Photograph of a Glis-Glis
https://www.wildlifeonline.me.uk/animals/species/edible-dormouse
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The bus should have also tried to make a bid for freedom
Two newspaper headlines next to each other.
First: "Small aircraft took off by itself and flew out to sea..."
Second: "Driverless bus service in Scotland to be withdrawn..."
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I have questions
Screen capture of a Guardian Newspaper article.  The caption reads "Two more cases of bird flu in humans reported in California".  The accompanying picture is of some cows.
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
Cover from the PS2 game Katamari Damashii
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Car in front of me last weekend, presented without comment. Well, aside from the ALT decription ofc.
Rainy night time closeup of the back of a black car. The red LED lights are overpowering. The registration plate of the car reads "J B16 BOY". The lettering is spaced incorrectly. It's pretty much a hot mess of inadequacy!
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ohdearwhatapitynevermind
Screencapture of the UK Apple App store's top 100 free apps, showing the X (Formerly Twitter) app now languishing in 90th place.  It warms the cockles, it really does!
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Before SUVs were really even as popular as they are now, Viz had the finger on the pulse
Parody advert from Viz Comic for a fictional SUV called the Satsuma Mohican.  The vehicle is depicted in deep snow in front of mountainous terrain with a Lollypop lady holding a "Stop Children" sign.

The main ad catch reads "Primary school halfway up a fucking mountain?  No Problem"

Body. "The Satsuma Mohican is a unique 4x4 that will take any terrain in its stride.  From the traffic-calming measures outside the nursery school, to that pot-hole in Sainsbury's car park, nothing gets in its way.  Its revolutionary low-ratio five-speed transfer box and limited-slip differential make short work of the steepest multi-storye, whilst its double wishbone suspension and rugged ladder chassis make child's play of mounting the kerb to use the cashpoint.  And when the going gets rough, the Mohican passes the McDonalds Drive-Thru test with ease, thans to its 6 litre V8 engine and featherlight power steering.  The Satsuma Mohican - take it anywhere, but not too far from a petrol station."
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Glis @glis.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Not to be confused with "Road House", but apparently this
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