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Michael Napolitano

@gliderdude.bsky.social
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Escapee from X-land.

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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The world should accept some bad things happening for the benefit of AI" is the moral equivalent for the tech bros of "If rape is inevitable, just lie back and enjoy it."
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=525P...
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The Dirty Dozen (1967) - Pinkley Plays General Scene (3/10) | Movieclips
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably the leftovers from the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln mess halls. Guess McDonald's burgers weren't available.
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That smell around the Oval Office? Big Daddy said it best in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." 'What's that smell in this room? ... Didn't you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity? There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity. You can smell it. It smells like death.'
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I googled "secular saint" and got this: "Secular saints" exist as an informal, cultural concept for individuals who are deeply revered and respected for their moral leadership, sacrifices, or contributions to noble causes, despite having no official religious canonization. Dolly to a t!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was an icon. She was a brilliant songwriter and performer. She was an incredible activist and advocate, helping to donate over 200 million free books to children. She was one of my personal heroes. This is a terrible loss. She will be greatly missed.
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lascaux cave drawings found depicting hammer and sickle along with the names of fellow traveler cavemen.
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Triple feature coming soon to Washington cinemas: "Swamp Thing," "Creature from the Black Lagoon," and "Dead Calm."
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
CNBC's Sara Eisen tossing softballs to Bibi and not challenging his wild shots to all fields!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/05/2026
QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm FABER: Got nothing to say? CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah. FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Great ending - went from a whodunit to a family tragedy, shooting down my theory of the case (I had Eimy as the villain). For a spinoff, I want to watch Homer and Plumb discussing human sexuality for an hour at a time. Remember - everyone's normal from across the street!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yes, but where is Eimy during all this? Very suspicious, and my money's on her as the killer. Also, what's the significance of the much repeated sobriquet, "no way, Jose"?
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Did you hear the one about the guy with Peyronie's Disease who doubled down on his Viagra dosage? Word is he's all tied up in knots over it!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Strong odor? Is the president visiting?
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yep - every day is Festivus for the orange stain!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Bad day - Robert Duvall and Jesse Jackson gone, while the orange cum stain in the White House remains.
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
True! My father, Antonio Napolitano, came over from a small village near Naples as an infant with his family in 1913. A professional musician, he adopted the stage name Tony Knapp in order to get jobs.
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Obvious divine retribution for ever committing the sin of putting pineapple on pizza!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave..." LOL
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Memories of "New Math"
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Nixon - "I am not a crook." Johnson - "I have not lost control of the House." The kids would say "6/7."
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Trumpism and the Republican Party greeted with this when they woke up today. www.istockphoto.com/vector/check...
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Check engine icon - blinking indicator on dashboard, breakdown alert
Check engine icon - blinking indicator on dashboard, breakdown alert
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
They hit us with "the works" on those sandwiches.
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Got sick of doom-scrolling and watched the funniest South Park episode ever, "Creme Fraiche," for the nth time today. Back to the news now that I realize (again) that I'm going to hell!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I joined the NY Air National Guard in late 1969; in March, 1970 we got called up for the nation-wide postal strike. Who knew?
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PhillFoss @phillfoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Just Wow…..
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Did he get that Sharpie from Trump?
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Mumble mouth Homan - another one of "the best" people.
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Reminds me of the old Strategic Air Command motto when I served (and the +1 usually added to it by us). "Peace is our profession" (war is just our hobby!)
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Children should neither be seen nor heard from...ever again. - W. C. Fields I'm 83 years old in Florida and "have all my shots." Parents, please keep your unvaccinated kids far away from me!
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/08/2025
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
And being more afraid of sandwiches as weapons than guns!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Sandwiches don't kill kids; guns do!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ban guns, not sandwiches!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The administration is too busy guarding their minions from sandwiches to worry about guns!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
A fitting bit of history- A trainwreck of the ironically named Federal Express destroying DC Union Station. www.washingtonterminal.org/the-terminal...
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Wreck of the Federal Express – The Washington Terminal Project
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
There are no "visions" of history; history, like truth, is immutable.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office. 
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Headline of the Day:
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
PLEASE SHARE THIS. Fact Checking Tulsi Gabbard's Obama LIE: krassencast.com/p/tulsis-tal...
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Tulsi’s Tall Obama Tale, Shattered
Please Share the Truth
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Remember when we thought that all his Sharpie was good for was extending hurricane cones into Alabama?
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
And we thought all his Sharpie could do was extend hurricane cones into Alabama!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Meme material, for sure. For a guy that doesn't draw things, Trump does wonderful art with that Sharpie. Extending that hurricane into Alabama in 2019 was actually a poor sequel to what he drew for sleazebag's birthday letter!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
These are the words that memes are built on!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
MAGA cultists didn't know when they were well off being called deplorable by Hillary. The head of their cult is now calling them stupid, naive, disgraceful, and foolish (take your pick) dupes and weaklings!
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Michael Napolitano @gliderdude.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
A crew of hard-working Hispanics worked in the rain for 12 hours replacing my roof. Their immigration status did not concern me!
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
No cable news host in America so fearlessly speaks the truth: Lawrence O'Donnell's fearlessness in documenting the corruption, degeneracy, and stupidity of the dumbest and most incompetent president in history is a ray of hope in the current US hellscape of authoritarian fascism.
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