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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“I said something sarcastic. And the AI laughed – genuine laughter at my sarcasm – then apologised. This is where the spark hit, I guess.” …genuine… I guess…
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Whoompfing out, courtesy of @jjbbllkk.bsky.social
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
juniper berries…?
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
bsky.app/profile/hype... We could improve traversing cities with great public transport. But no, we ended up with worse Johnny Cab.
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
@pkirn.bsky.social hello! I just tried to view a CDM link you posted and noticed the domain certificate expired today!
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
From the article, re. the CTO, assuming their podcast got big purely for being on trend as opposed to whatever personality they injected into it. Quite sad. But also if they’re the T in this C-suite, there’s about as much T in this as there in WeWork. Gotta justify it!
“The idea behind the company came after Corbin accidentally developed a hit podcast during the pandemic in which he read daily
CDC reports, and then branched out into weather reports and other shows that took off, including A Moment of Silence (an actual minute of silence). At the time, they were not using Al.”

Corbin is the CTO of a hot-garbage AI company intent on flooding the web with AI generated podcasts. Article from The Hollywood Reporter.
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I’m very jealous, I had this… it did teach me a lot about the best way to compress audio though… well, that, balanced with how fast my potato computer could do it… 🙃
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
"Please insert your stolen card now"
The character John Connor in Terminator 2 holding a hold of cash that he's just retrieved from an ATM by hacking it...
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Everyone stares at Narrator
A still from Fight Club showing a building with two windows on fire and a graffiti smile beneath them. The effect is a classic smiley face drawing.
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
…and just be careful of too much jazz. As if that’s even a possibility.
Easily play an
F#minor Jazz

With Orchid you can effortlessly create classic triads and add diatonically correct extensions without having to rack your brain for music theory stuff you learned in your teens.

Follow the rules of conventional music theory with Key Mode, or make up your own harmonic rules.

Just be careful of too much jazz.
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Nope 👎
Apple App Store promotion of the OpenAI ChatGPT application. The text in the image says, worryingly, “Get started. Learn with ChatGPT”.
Goes without saying, if you’re going to use ChatGPT as a study assistant, check everything it suggests and resist temptation to just copy and paste.
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Same. Though, inevitably, opportunity knocks and just check out these sure-to-be cult classics that were put on sale on iTunes yesterday…
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
ICE logic: wear Vans while kidnapping people in vans
I noticed Malloy wore sneakers… for sneaking
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Righteous. No notes. @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social and @peezytx.bsky.social could dedicate a whole podcast just to this topic and I’d listen to every episode 😂
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
“Haul”… ffs… 🤦‍♂️
Amazon doing their bit to contribute to the downfall of the world…
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
UH-sync… and even then you may well still say AY-sync. Yeh, who’s saying UH-sync 🧐
a sink with a mixer tap
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
just rolling out my standard response these days... along with the notion that those "moving fast and breaking things" aren't giving a hoot about "fixing things"...
Dr Malcolm in Jurassic Park saying “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should”
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Bluesky feed doppelgängers, or something…
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Mr Wormwood to the rescue!
An image showing Danny DeVito as Mr Wormwood from the 1996 adaptation of Roald Dahl’s Matilda. He runs a car dealership and his specialty is reducing the mileage of cars…!
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Bleak.
Dr Malcolm in Jurassic Park saying “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should”
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
In the city where I used to live, we had roundabouts within roundabouts. Cue the Inception music… 🎶
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This just supports my suspicion that a windy day or having too many fans switched on affects the wifi signal. They’re wafting the wifi particles like smoke in the wind… science 🧪
A scene from Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. It shows Mike Teevee being sent by television. The film portrays Mike being sent as a cloud of multicolour particles above the other, remaining, characters. He’s being sent “in a million tiny pieces”.
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Image showing a still frame from the film “A Stranger Calls” showing Carol Kane’a character on the phone with the iconic quote “We’ve traced the call. It’s coming from inside the house.” superimposed as a subtitle.
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Upgraded to Sequoia 15.3, first order of business, disable Apple Intelligence. Shout-out to Wired - www.wired.com/story/how-to...
A screen-shot of macOS settings app, showing the settings for Apple Intelligence & Siri, with the toggle for Apple Intelligence set to OFF.  It's off and staying that way...
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
“Suno is a music start-up that enables anyone to make the songs they want.” - so develop a fucking DAW, but I guess something as wholesome wouldn’t have snagged a series B round. Whatever the valuation, it’s creatively and morally bankrupt.
Screenshot of Suno’s Crunchbsse profile. Captured to show the tagline “Suno is a music start-up that enables anyone to make the songs they want.”
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Instant Firewatch game aesthetic… I need to replay, thanks for reminding me!
Screenshot of a sunset in the Campo Santo game “Firewatch”
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Odd juxtaposition 🎄🦆
Juxtaposition.
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#spotifywrapped Vlog Metropopolis Progressive House 🎵 Yeh, why not
My Spotify Wrapped genre breakdown for part of 2024. The genre is “Vlog Metropopolis Progressive House” which just goes to show how out of control electronic sub-genres are getting these days…
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glidepro @glidepro.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#spotifywrapped yup, not too much of a surprise hehe...
My top artist on Spotify in 2024 was Above & Beyond with 7,191 minutes listened, placing me in the top 0.05% of listeners worldwideMy top song on Spotify in 2024 was Heartbreak by Marsh and Leo Wood with 64 total streams placing me in the top 0.005% of listeners worldwide
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