Reposted by @glenn1669.bsky.social

Don't worry. You're not brainwashed. It's normal.
It's normal to sniff the armpits of your straight roommate's dirty shirts.
It's normal to have the urge to say, "Thank you," any time he farts. Especially when it smells.
It's normal to pay for his meals and drinks.
It's all completely normal.