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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sometimes i think i project the image of JP being such a rascally horndog because i, myself, have been lately feeling kind of not very human. like i can connect with others physically, but they can't connect with me. physical intimacy feels like a one-way street. not because of them, mind you

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

i am so intimately acquainted with falling short of what is expected of me . i don't think i know what it feels like to exceed anyone's expectations... i don't think i have ever done that. i have only ever disappointed

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

first person to invent selective and targeted brain trauma is gonna be a very rich mf because i would pay ANY price to wipe certain memories from my brain

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"i want those 20 minutes of my life back" well i want your life to end so i guess we both suffer, huh

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

local con advertising FFXIV events... very cool! said events are being run by That Person... cool, hey do you think it would disrupt their panel if i waited for them to start talking, then stood up and shot myself in the middle of the room

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

JP's engineer dad 1: hey quick question why did you design him to do that JP's engineer dad 2: why wouldn't i JP's engineer dad 1: you're a freak. i hate you. [they start making out Ancient Allag style with tongues]

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

anyway. jude paw cock and balls brained on this day.

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

on second thought, maybe i do summer of blood anyway and to hell with worrying about if that person will be there. maybe i should stop ceding ground to them and stand on business instead- at least, stand on the business of enjoying my life without regard for how they might try to ruin it

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i'm not generally the type of want private accounts (especially when they enable a culture of pqrt bullying), but it would be really nice to have a place to vent about certain grievances within the FFXIV community without as much risk of it escaping orbit and blowing the heck up

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

boy that tanked me fast lol cinder block cinder block cinder block cinder block

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

i want to lay down and feed my body to the earth. i simply stop functioning, and my body breaks down and becomes the soil and the grass. maybe an animal eats the grass someday, and i finally become part of something worthwhile- more than i ever achieved as a living human

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

kinda getting really tired of putting in maximum effort for minimal return

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

sometimes you just get handjob brained. it's a simple enough thing, really quite vanilla... but that's part of the appeal, i suppose. back to basics

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

i think about milfy ocs and lose my mind. need!!!

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

i don't think i'm supposed to be here anymore

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

i only get overcome with a need to make Jude Paw suffer (sexually) when i, myself, am feeling a bit pent up. and that's not great, i don't think

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Talaani Baharat @velvetomen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

She lost count after the sixth orgasm and her voice after the eigth. The only thing she could feel was the pleasure he gave her and the liquids dripping out of her. #TaliShots #TaliNSFW #elezen #miqote #ffxivnsfw #ffxivlewds #eorzeaafterdark

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

jude paw tummy kisses, but he hasn't shaved in awhile, so his face feels kinda scratchy on your skin

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

stomach bulge from getting dicked down is like. the most ridiculous hentai coded thing. but damn if i don't fucking love it. JP needs to give someone one immediately

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

wicked thoughts... the vapors are upon me

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

just one day, man! doesn't even have to be my whole life, i'm not that greedy! just ONE DAY!

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

i would give all the remaining years of my life to experience one day of having a nice voice

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♥️✦IShowElves✦♥️ @thexteras.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Update: Did not get the job but I am trying not to let that get me down as I keep looking. But in the meantime I will be bumping this again. 🫶🏾

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

everyone wants jude paw to get pegged, and i agree with that, but i think the bigger achievement, and also the bigger character moment, would be pegging Mr. Two

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

sometimes i feel like i get better social reactions when i act like i don't care as much. showing enthusiasm only ever seems to result in people finding me annoying to be around... which really bums me out, because it's kind of my natural condition around people i like

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

i don't pose jp kissing necks nearly enough, considering how enthusiastic he is about it

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

i have a condition where i see ocs with soft tummies and immediately think "jude paw needs to cum inside them, impregnate that oc IMMEDIATELY"

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

and now you know the truth: no matter what you do, you will always fail eventually. but you already knew that, didn't you?

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

too embarrassed to say this on main, but. as a man who has had larger-than-average breasts his whole life (possibly undiagnosed gynecomastia, never had the nerve to look into it because wow what a humiliating genetic hand to be dealt), it makes me feel a little better that the look is more in vogue

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

turns out they have a new hire who's struggling with the work, they want them to shadow me for a couple of hours to pick up some best practices. because i'm "one of the best we have."

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Aladdin Genie: Well, I feel sheepish

ALT: Aladdin Genie: Well, I feel sheepish

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

me: wow i had a great week at work last week, maybe things will be okay manager: [adds two additional people i do not recognize to our weekly 1:1 meeting] me: ah,

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jude paw ham recipes 🔞 @glazedhams.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

listen. there's a lot of traits that can be feral-inducing in an OC. and i'm a fan of all of them. but the really underrated one? the one that *i* personally lose my shit for every time? lips. kissable lips. FUCKABLE lips. an OC with cute pouty lips... GOD. i need to figure out how to do this in c+

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