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@glazedfps.bsky.social
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is conservative dog whistling.
A blond white woman wearing an orange dress holding a martini with a huge skewer of olives. The overlaid text says quote no comma I don't want a fucking matcha unquote.Ciroc Vodka advertisement with overlaid text saying quote no comma I don't want a fucking matcha unquote. The caption reads If it isn't served with a footlong olive skewer, I don't want it.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm back on Apex— I can't wait for the Cyberpunk Edgerunners Event.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
who up
a picture of Willy Wonka with text: who up wonking they willy rn
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Merry #promosky 🎄🍻🔩 ⛬ about me ⛬ 28 • they/them • INTJA • ☭ ⛬ games ⛬ crash bandicoot • valorant • sonic • deadlock • smash bros • tekken ⛬ movies ⛬ paris is burning • lotr • green knight • potc • the northman • kung fu panda ⛬ interests ⛬ tech • fashion • manga • anime • music • youtube essays
A selfie of me and bbno$A selfie of me and Elizabeth Marchini
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Good morning bluesky
If you're up this Early you're probably getting Money...
Good Morning Hustlers
Rise and Grind
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Mood lately
I love fall
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Its peak
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Ahh fuck the moment is here 😭
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
New rollout
Screenshot of gun skins in the tactical shooter, Valorant.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I wont forgive riot for this
Night Market for in-game cosmetics in Valorant
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It's beautiful 🤩
Alienware monitor
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
yeah I might play punisher
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Kinda clean imo #valorant #val #valsky
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This is me at all times
Bonk emoji
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
GN bloomfies
It's an image of a horse with human feet on top of a cloud. Caption reads every decision in your life has led to you seeing this horse.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Can anyone tell me wtf is going on? Screenshot on the left is from yesterday and screenshot on the right is from today. Why is there now a fourteen dollar difference in the price? I added a discount code just to see if the price would correct. Nope.
Screenshot of PMM mousepad on June TwelfthScreenshot of PMM mousepad on June Thirteenth
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Ordered a 14 dollar drink that tasted nasty and didn't even get me tipsy
Humanoid wolf looking over a stormy ocean under a tree
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
So stick to me... Stick to me like caramel... Walk beside me till you feel nothing as well... I'm falling free of the final parallel... The sweetest dreams are bitter... But there's no one left to tell...
A humanoid wolf laying under a tree in a forest
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
New Marvel Rivals update is gonna look like this
From left to right pictured: Emma Frost as Vanguard, Sue Storm as Strategist, Illyana Rasputina as Duelist, Tandy Bowen as Strategist, Thor Odinson as Vanguard.

Overlayed text: We're about to get that white gurl line up next season.

All of them are white and blond.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Sound check 💥💥💥
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Sound check 💥💥💥
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My new keyboard 🥹 It's beautiful 🤩 @wooting.io and OptimumTech
Optimum Wooting Collaboration Keyboard Back
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Built this beauty today @wooting.io I know the spacebar is upside-down. It's for superglides.
Custom Wooting 80HE Keyboard
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Voltage...
Food critic gets transported to his childhood from Ratatouille meme with the new Skrillex album "F*ck U Skrillex You Think Ur Andy Warhol But Ur Not!! <3" as the food critic and a old Skrillex leak image as the child.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My federal tax refund was $3 this year
Smiling emoji with their hands up
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Time to take your daily vitamin babe
A pill bottle with this inscription

INFINITE GENDER

DIRECTIONS: TAKE ONE TABLET AND CONTEMPLATE THE GENDER BINARY AS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT. CHEW THOROUGHLY AND ALLOW YOURSELF TO APPRECIATE THE UNIQUE COMBINATION OF GENDER IDENTITY AND EXPRESSION THAT EMANATES FROM WITHIN. IF DISCOMFORT OCCURS, DRINK ONE GLASS OF WATER AND PICTURE THE BINARY DISSOLVING TO REVEAL AN INFINITE SPECTRUM OF GENDER POSSIBILITIES.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
This and some bong rips
ffxiv library
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I forgot to post my new mouse. It's pretty back heavy though.
Picture of the Hitscan mouse and 8k polling rate wireless dongle accessory.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I waited in the queue just for this
There are currently no tickets available
Continue to check back as additional tickets may become available for purchase at a later time.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
What am I gonna do without online validation
A man having a mental breakdown on the beach
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Chasing this high again #Valorant
Screenshot of Valorant's Team Deathmatch Mode
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Happy Friday moots
Might f around and take 5 cleansing breaths
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
What's a controversial take that would get you in trouble with the fandom you're a part of? I'll go first... I really liked the filler One Piece episodes when they were in old Japan 😅
From left to right Nami, Luffy, Usopp
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Should I d*e then?
Hey There,
 
Thank you for sharing the ping plotter image and performing the steps. 
 
I understand that you wanted to play the game as soon as possible. since we did most of the steps to fix the issue but after looking at the ping plotter we found that there is multiple packet loss also spiked on the latency graph. That looks related to some issues that your Internet Provider is currently facing in regards to their routing to our servers.
 
 Even if other games or apps are working okay, keep in mind that each of them have different routes, so the issue might only affect your route towards our game. Additionally, since multiple ISPs might use a similar routing, this could affect several players at the same time.

Since there's not much that we can do on our end of things, try to contact your ISP and ask them to look into it.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Yeah, I listen to 100 gecs how could you tell?
Anime catboy
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Good morning bloomfs
Person wearing a speaker costume with the caption "Loud fit for today laughing emoji"
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hit a clip last night
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This is literally what it's like helping people with technology
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Need to play video games
Zombie emoji
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This is what needs to happen as soon as you turn 25
Screenshot of keyboard settings with Auto-Capitalization offScreenshot of keyboard settings with Auto-Capitalization on
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Together we Celebrate my queens #asian
happy lunar new years to my asian queens
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
"Babe who keeps blowing up your phone" Me:
Screenshot of advertisement text messages
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Good night lovelies
A picture of Hatsune Miku making the shh gesture. Text: A real fujoshi Never speaks ill of yuri
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Yeah I'm annoying as fuck
Screenshot of imessage
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Man
Text saying who did this laughing emoji with a picture of the Milky Way deep fried
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hey.
A picture of a cow with text saying "share this cow for no reason"
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Mood tn
A picture of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle finishing their wedding vows. Text reads over Prince Harry as "My bong" and text reads over Meghan Markle as "Me coming home after a long day".
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Me now vs my younger self I have long hair now 😂 picrew.me/en/image_mak...
Picrew photo
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Ngl these are fire
Jumeokbap from Trader Joe's
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Jarvis, prepare my goon suit for my maximum pulse
Tony Stark in the Iron Man suit reading the Heads Up Display smirking
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