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@glazedfps.bsky.social
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yo chatgbt... jack me off... and start off slow
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There should be a feature on all media platforms that you cannot comment on something until the media being presented is watched in it's entirety. Please and thank you.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Samwise Gamgee could lift Mjölnir.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why does it feel like our society is completely reactive? Why are there no preventive measures or holistic approaches to issues and problems?
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
C.R.E.A.M. = CAMERAS RECORDING EVERYTHING AROUND ME
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why does it feel like everyone on the internet is just here to ragebait?
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pocket watching is very weird behavior no matter whose pockets it belongs to.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have developed a phobia of ai generated food menus.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need this week to be over already.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
camoufly playing knifeparty into the bloody beetroots into club caviar earned my infinite respect.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just found out they took off nostalgia,ULTRA off the internet so I'm feeling some type of way.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think if we all start committing cyber-crime maybe we could finally get some peace and quiet.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I miss blog era hip-hop
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm blocking anyone who I see doing ads for peptide sellers
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We need to start asking why if a University or College speaks out against the state of Israel they no longer receive US federal funding.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm blocking anyone who I see doing ads for payday loan apps or "buy now pay later" apps
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm blocking anyone who I see doing ads for "speculative markets"
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm blocking anyone who I see doing ads for AI
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I see a "God first" or a bible verse in a bio and it's an immediate block.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Twas the night after Kirkmas and all through the house, not a person was grieving, not even the spouse.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You can't teach flies that honey is better than shit 😅
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Prediction market son or GLP1 daughter
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Record profits are just unpaid wages.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm a big fan of people being supportive in an ominous, mysterious, and vaguely aggressive sort of way.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I should be able to pin messages in imessage like discord.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
estrogen is a performance enhancing drug in the FPS community for producing top 500 aimers
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if my barista ain't woke, I don’t want the damn drink
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
deadassionately.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
estrogen is a performance enhancing drug in the music industry for producing the genre of hyperpop
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good morning fellow AGBAs (Assigned Gay By the Algorithm)
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Imagine how many of us carry the face of someone we don’t know.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Meanwhile in Florida they just passed the fuck-you-in-particular law.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just rolled a nat 20 on aura. The DM said I looked cool as fuck.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I got a question. Why is a "strong sense of justice" considered an autistic trait?
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
TOM HOLLAND PLEASE I NEED AT LEAST 2 MORE SPIDERMAN MOVIES FROM YOU PUHLEASSEEE 2 MORE
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just saw Spider-Man. So good.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The American literacy crisis is affecting the workforce at my job because nobody reads emails all the way through anymore and they just respond with questions that if they read the full email would answer their own question.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Once they start reselling movie tickets like concert tickets you know society is collapsing further than ever before.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Today is a test of patience on all fronts.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is conservative dog whistling.
A blond white woman wearing an orange dress holding a martini with a huge skewer of olives. The overlaid text says quote no comma I don't want a fucking matcha unquote.Ciroc Vodka advertisement with overlaid text saying quote no comma I don't want a fucking matcha unquote. The caption reads If it isn't served with a footlong olive skewer, I don't want it.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If Christopher Nolan did The Divine Comedy horror movie I would be sat.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Character is built in private, then revealed in public.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You cannot be alt and transphobic.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Why is being paid semi-monthly still a thing?
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It should be illegal to pierce children under 18.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Finding feathers would be an awesome post-punk band name.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I found out Twitch isn't blocked at my new job! Yay!
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I may not be officially diagnosed but I'm definitely peer reviewed.
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glazed @glazedfps.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In this world, if you steal from a business it's considered theft, but if a business steals from it's workers it's just business.
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