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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin

@glassduster.bsky.social
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Currently not Aubrey Plaza and no longer an affiliate of the Gaddafi corporation.

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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Might be time for me to shut this little account down, it’s been fun but unironically I feel too old for this shit
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mfw I read your posts
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Nick Jonas Waving Hand and Smiling
ALT: Nick Jonas Waving Hand and Smiling
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Poop
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Huh?
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was bitten by a gnome and the wound has become gangrenous
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You should take some pictures of the jerry blossoms, I hear they’re spectacular
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
How was your trip to jappen, I heard it’s lovely in the fall
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Butterburger? I barely know her!
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Butterburgeri
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ah, the old Wisconsin Rite
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
More like dog realism 💅
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thank you Facebook for showing me this unprompted
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So do beagle farts
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wicked monster daughter but only if I get a wicked monster wife first
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just blew out my collectible Spiderman diaper
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I would find a local game store, they probably have someone who would play a demo game with you and explain the basics
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fun fact: the love potions from Harry Potter were put in at the request of JK Rowling’s long time friend and confidant Bill Cosby
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*referring to you* that’s my wee nephew
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/08/2026
Sex is a fake idea
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m kind of like if a destitute starving artist was bad at art and nothing to say
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[this user has been flayed for making a spa-ghetto joke]
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/08/2026
Everyone is deserving of dignity and respect, except for you
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🎶 Come on down to Diarrhea City, where our poops are green and the girls are stinky 🎶
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m getting word that Jake from State Farm has allegedly killed himself and eight others in what is being called the worst insurance-related mass shooting of this young century
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is it too familiar to ask if I can join I promise I’m willing to kill myself at a moments notice
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have blood in my stool but in like a cool retro way
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I suppose there is a certain amount of symbolism to him jizzing his pants right as he shot me with his big long gun
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don’t look at me right now please I’m very self conscious about my tumescent weewee
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I caught the punisher jerking off to rule 34 furry porn and he shot me with a gun
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just had a parking lot fist fight with a granny and I lost
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just had a warm poop fresh out of the turlet for breakfast
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Intense Sigma Anime Character
ALT: Intense Sigma Anime Character
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m what they call a “weird loser”
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It doesn’t exist I’m all alone please come back to me
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Ryan Gosling as Ken in Barbie
ALT: Ryan Gosling as Ken in Barbie
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Kip's 'Yesssss' Moment
ALT: Kip's 'Yesssss' Moment
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tbh nothing gets my engine revved more than a selfish pervert
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Like this post to hasten my inevitable suicide by cop by D6 hours
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The coen brothers asked me not to make this post and yet here we are
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
‘Uncut gems’ is an old Jewish idiom referring to the testicles of an uncircumcised man
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Huh?
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is he unskilled in lovemaking or is he just a selfish and ungenerous lover
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What a strange thing to say
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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WWE Yes! Yes! Yes! Chant
ALT: WWE Yes! Yes! Yes! Chant
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Visible B.O.W. @visiblecow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Eating a crapton of poo
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I just took a fat rip from my Paul giamatti flavored vape
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
More like it is in your crotch that the yeast and the infest(ation) meet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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