Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Might be time for me to shut this little account down, it’s been fun but unironically I feel too old for this shit 000
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I was bitten by a gnome and the wound has become gangrenous 020
Reposted by Bicurious Oblivion Goblin🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Butterburgeri 1122
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Thank you Facebook for showing me this unprompted 020
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I just blew out my collectible Spiderman diaper 000
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Fun fact: the love potions from Harry Potter were put in at the request of JK Rowling’s long time friend and confidant Bill Cosby 010
Reposted by Bicurious Oblivion GoblinSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/08/2026Sex is a fake idea 0216
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’m kind of like if a destitute starving artist was bad at art and nothing to say 040
Reposted by Bicurious Oblivion GoblinSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/08/2026Everyone is deserving of dignity and respect, except for you 191
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026🎶 Come on down to Diarrhea City, where our poops are green and the girls are stinky 🎶 050
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’m getting word that Jake from State Farm has allegedly killed himself and eight others in what is being called the worst insurance-related mass shooting of this young century 020
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I have blood in my stool but in like a cool retro way 010
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Don’t look at me right now please I’m very self conscious about my tumescent weewee 020
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I caught the punisher jerking off to rule 34 furry porn and he shot me with a gun 120
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just had a parking lot fist fight with a granny and I lost 020
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I just had a warm poop fresh out of the turlet for breakfast 020
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Like this post to hasten my inevitable suicide by cop by D6 hours 020
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The coen brothers asked me not to make this post and yet here we are 020
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026‘Uncut gems’ is an old Jewish idiom referring to the testicles of an uncircumcised man 020
Reposted by Bicurious Oblivion GoblinVisible B.O.W. @visiblecow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Eating a crapton of poo 3141
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I just took a fat rip from my Paul giamatti flavored vape 000
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Someone was murdered here (it was me) 010
Reposted by Bicurious Oblivion Goblinoblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I've been bad, really bad. Perhaps the new leader of Dementia can sentence me to death for my crimes! Where do I sign up for that? 0123
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Making a plea deal with the state where I’ll plead guilty to whatever as long as a bbw with bangs throws the switch 010
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Donald Trump more like Donald Grump 🤣🤣🤣 has anyone done this one yet 010
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My love languages are poop and pee and diarrhea 030
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026*shakes head in mild disappointment* Mobin couldn’t hack it 011
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If your penis works that means God has cursed you and you should immediately kill yourself instead of persisting in a life of depravity and humiliation 000
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Yeah okay mr letterboxd how about you “cinema” a “pair” of “deez o’s” *grabs crotch* 140
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Briar-patching the lady cop into giving me a bare bottom spanking by loudly insisting I don’t want one and then turning to the camera and winking devilishly 010
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Why would anyone be scared of “The Grapes of Wrath”, they’re just grapes you can squish them or eat them or whatever 150
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Jake from State Farm is too cowardly to admit that his last name is Fogle and he’s Jared from Subway’s son and heir 162
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026As a man you should have to prove you’re responsible before you’re trusted with a weewee 040
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026🎵 Hello toilet my old friend 🎵 🎵 I’ve come to shit in you again 🎵 140
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ya entiendo - el es como Homero de los simpsons, que chistoso 🤣🤣🤣 000
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My genitals aren’t sweaty they’re just naturally moist with protective oils 030
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Winking at my wife and telling her “don’t be sad it’s over, smile that it happened at all” before pulling out and shooting myself in the dick with a sawed off shotgun 010
Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Smegma is so yummy, it’s great schmeared on a bagel 110