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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin

@glassduster.bsky.social
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Currently not Aubrey Plaza and no longer an affiliate of the Gaddafi corporation.

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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Might be time for me to shut this little account down, it’s been fun but unironically I feel too old for this shit
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mfw I read your posts
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Poop
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was bitten by a gnome and the wound has become gangrenous
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Butterburger? I barely know her!
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Butterburgeri
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thank you Facebook for showing me this unprompted
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just blew out my collectible Spiderman diaper
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fun fact: the love potions from Harry Potter were put in at the request of JK Rowling’s long time friend and confidant Bill Cosby
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/08/2026
Sex is a fake idea
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m kind of like if a destitute starving artist was bad at art and nothing to say
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 03/08/2026
Everyone is deserving of dignity and respect, except for you
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🎶 Come on down to Diarrhea City, where our poops are green and the girls are stinky 🎶
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m getting word that Jake from State Farm has allegedly killed himself and eight others in what is being called the worst insurance-related mass shooting of this young century
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have blood in my stool but in like a cool retro way
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don’t look at me right now please I’m very self conscious about my tumescent weewee
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I caught the punisher jerking off to rule 34 furry porn and he shot me with a gun
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just had a parking lot fist fight with a granny and I lost
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just had a warm poop fresh out of the turlet for breakfast
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Like this post to hasten my inevitable suicide by cop by D6 hours
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The coen brothers asked me not to make this post and yet here we are
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
‘Uncut gems’ is an old Jewish idiom referring to the testicles of an uncircumcised man
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What a strange thing to say
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Visible B.O.W. @visiblecow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Eating a crapton of poo
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I just took a fat rip from my Paul giamatti flavored vape
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How this make you feel white boy
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Someone was murdered here (it was me)
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I've been bad, really bad. Perhaps the new leader of Dementia can sentence me to death for my crimes! Where do I sign up for that?
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Making a plea deal with the state where I’ll plead guilty to whatever as long as a bbw with bangs throws the switch
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Donald Trump more like Donald Grump 🤣🤣🤣 has anyone done this one yet
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Amazing stuff
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My love languages are poop and pee and diarrhea
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*shakes head in mild disappointment* Mobin couldn’t hack it
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If your penis works that means God has cursed you and you should immediately kill yourself instead of persisting in a life of depravity and humiliation
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yeah okay mr letterboxd how about you “cinema” a “pair” of “deez o’s” *grabs crotch*
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Briar-patching the lady cop into giving me a bare bottom spanking by loudly insisting I don’t want one and then turning to the camera and winking devilishly
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Why would anyone be scared of “The Grapes of Wrath”, they’re just grapes you can squish them or eat them or whatever
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Jake from State Farm is too cowardly to admit that his last name is Fogle and he’s Jared from Subway’s son and heir
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As a man you should have to prove you’re responsible before you’re trusted with a weewee
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When I see other white people
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🎵 Hello toilet my old friend 🎵 🎵 I’ve come to shit in you again 🎵
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ya entiendo - el es como Homero de los simpsons, que chistoso 🤣🤣🤣
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My genitals aren’t sweaty they’re just naturally moist with protective oils
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Winking at my wife and telling her “don’t be sad it’s over, smile that it happened at all” before pulling out and shooting myself in the dick with a sawed off shotgun
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Steve
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin @glassduster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Smegma is so yummy, it’s great schmeared on a bagel
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