𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 09/07/2025NYAHAHAHAHA, YOU KNOW IT~ OMG you know like, JUST what girls wanna hear... 110
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 09/07/2025// i kinda wanna make this a dr muse thats a little more Serious catty sounds like an OK choice but also maybe someone else... suggestions? 040
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Uhm, not just "another" cute cat. I'm the cutest cat EVAR!!! 100
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Hopefully by a couple she means like... a couple dozen. Catty's belly is soooo empty right now... She'll eat just about ANYTHING. 100
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Omigawd, like... can SHE try?? She's super duper hungry... Bet she won't even end up getting honey on her face!! 110
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Who wants to see how fast I can eat large pepperoni pizza??? I'll totally show you... but I need a large pepperoni pizza first. 050
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025See, Catty's NOT weird for doing the same thing with peanut butter jars, okay?? It's called "reuse, reduce, recycle". 110
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 05/07/2025...Anyways, like I was saying, turns out fireworks DON'T fizz on your tongue like pop rocks if you bite into them. So I had to give Bratty twenty bucks but then she drove me to the hospital so we're like... karmically balanced now! 040
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 01/07/2025This heat's SUCH a drag. I just wanna like... lie in bed all day and sweat. 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 29/06/2025A covert advertising gig, or just general trashiness? Can you ever really tell the difference with this girl? 130
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 29/06/2025She'll fall asleep just about anywhere, especially if "anywhere" includes sprawled out in an alley with her legs open and clothes missing. LMAO. 130
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𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Too real, too real...media.tenor.coma pixel art drawing of a hand pointing to the leftALT: a pixel art drawing of a hand pointing to the left 050
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025"'Kay, cause I'm totes putting her on speed dial." Her smirk only grows as she watches his enamored reaction, ample bosom more than capable of filling his claws. "See, I knew EVERYONE liked boobs. Even *kings*, NYAHAHA~" Raising her arms up in the air so he's got unrestrained access... 💜 010
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025OMG, wait, wait, I'm still like, pulling the calculator app up on my phone so I can bill you for that. 110
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 23/06/2025// my muse has been higher than usual but this place is still p dead- 030
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 23/06/2025...Wait so you'll buy me 30 burgers if I do it for reals?? I might be stupid, but I'm not stupid enough... to turn an offer THAT good down.~ You're gonna see JUST how much trouble I'm really worth! 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Omigawsh, I've never worn a tailored ANYTHING. Deal... as long as your tailor's open to adjustments. Seriously, I'm like, a serial pants-killer! Like... call me Catty the Ripper. Nothing works better than cat squish therapy~ 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Sounds like her lap needs to be a bit wider then... And together, they could terrorize laps all over the Underground!! 100
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025PFFFF, okay, for a KING-- omigaAAWWwd he's a KING and he's asking to grab MY titties!-- I'll do it, I'll do it. Just be gentle with the overalls, they're like, the only thing I own that fits me LOL. 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Isn't she?? Like any good cat should be, and she lives by that classic adage: If I fits I sits... and if I don't fits then I sits anyway! 100
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Like, at LEAST take me to the drive thru fir-- OMG is that a crown? Omigawd, are you, like... royalty?? 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Her fat ass might just fall asleep on you-- and it's basic etiquette never to wake a napping cat... 1100
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Mmhrrr.... Oh, even in the throes of sleep, she can feel something plush rubbing up against her thigh; it quickly activates her feline instincts, causing her to *YOINK* Tabitha straight around her waist, before pulling their bodies together. She came too close....... 020
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025// it'll bounce right off her which kinda makes it hotter 010
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025...Only if she takes it as one. Catty's trying to sleep, remembeeer?~ 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Yeah? Well, pardon her if she fails to pick up on the fact as she nonchalantly dozes off. Maybe Tabitha would make for a nice blanket... 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025In her half-asleep trance, she can only roll her eyes in place of any pity that might otherwise be offered... Snrrrrrrrr... 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025OMG. Is THAT how you say hi to a lady?? At least buy me dinner first, NYAHAHA~ 100
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025...Gawd, could you keep it down? Some of us are trying to catnap... 010
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Her belly's a grumblin'... But she forgets if it's 'cause she ate too much or too little... 151
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025EAT ALL THE SNACKS?? You got it! But like, I'm so totally gunna get a bellyache so you need to promise tummy rubs too. 110
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025OMG really??? Like, no take backsies. I bet your bed is WAY comfier than mine... Housecat life, here I come! NYAHAHAHAHA~ 110
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025...Like, after I finish cleaning them, sure. Hotland is like half lava so we can just toss them in the river or something??? 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Would it be like, a mistake to re-enroll in college just so I can get wasted and my back blown out? And then drop out again?? 'Cause I'm not really seeing a single flaw in that idea TBH. ...GAWD that was an awesome three semesters. 071
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Hey, like... What the H kinda world are we living in, that even hot girls have to work? Soo totally unfair... Soo totally not my style! Which, basically means giving me your stuff would like... Make the world a better place!! Deal?? 2131
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I was walking around Hotland today, and I saw like, someone left a saucer filled all the way up with milk on their porch... WHO JUST THROWS SOMETHING LIKE THAT AWAY?? LMAO you KNOW I was all over that. 110
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025GREAT, some guy threw out like, 50 pizza boxes so I'm doing a blowout sale on 'em. You won't believe how much dried cheese is still on these things!!! 100
