𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 09/07/2025// i kinda wanna make this a dr muse thats a little more Serious catty sounds like an OK choice but also maybe someone else... suggestions? 040
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Who wants to see how fast I can eat large pepperoni pizza??? I'll totally show you... but I need a large pepperoni pizza first. 050
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 05/07/2025...Anyways, like I was saying, turns out fireworks DON'T fizz on your tongue like pop rocks if you bite into them. So I had to give Bratty twenty bucks but then she drove me to the hospital so we're like... karmically balanced now! 040
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 01/07/2025This heat's SUCH a drag. I just wanna like... lie in bed all day and sweat. 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 29/06/2025She'll fall asleep just about anywhere, especially if "anywhere" includes sprawled out in an alley with her legs open and clothes missing. LMAO. 130
Reposted by 𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬!✰𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙳𝚊𝚢✰ @theholidaymage.bsky.social · 19/10/2024 ❝ 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐞! 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐲!❞ ✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡✰♡ 09038
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Too real, too real...media.tenor.coma pixel art drawing of a hand pointing to the leftALT: a pixel art drawing of a hand pointing to the left 050
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 23/06/2025// my muse has been higher than usual but this place is still p dead- 030
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Her fat ass might just fall asleep on you-- and it's basic etiquette never to wake a napping cat... 1100
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Mmhrrr.... Oh, even in the throes of sleep, she can feel something plush rubbing up against her thigh; it quickly activates her feline instincts, causing her to *YOINK* Tabitha straight around her waist, before pulling their bodies together. She came too close....... 020
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025...Only if she takes it as one. Catty's trying to sleep, remembeeer?~ 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Yeah? Well, pardon her if she fails to pick up on the fact as she nonchalantly dozes off. Maybe Tabitha would make for a nice blanket... 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025In her half-asleep trance, she can only roll her eyes in place of any pity that might otherwise be offered... Snrrrrrrrr... 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025...Gawd, could you keep it down? Some of us are trying to catnap... 010
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Her belly's a grumblin'... But she forgets if it's 'cause she ate too much or too little... 151
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Would it be like, a mistake to re-enroll in college just so I can get wasted and my back blown out? And then drop out again?? 'Cause I'm not really seeing a single flaw in that idea TBH. ...GAWD that was an awesome three semesters. 071
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Hey, like... What the H kinda world are we living in, that even hot girls have to work? Soo totally unfair... Soo totally not my style! Which, basically means giving me your stuff would like... Make the world a better place!! Deal?? 2131
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I was walking around Hotland today, and I saw like, someone left a saucer filled all the way up with milk on their porch... WHO JUST THROWS SOMETHING LIKE THAT AWAY?? LMAO you KNOW I was all over that. 110
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Y'know, like, the things girls *usually* need money for? Full bellies? Cute outfits? A massive, brass-plated Mettaton statue?? 010
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 17/06/2025...LMAO okay whatever wise guy. Anyway, wanna do a girl a solid and... GIFT me like 5000G? NYAHAHA~ 000
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Heeeey, wanna do a girl a solid and lend me like... 5000G? 020
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Check it out! I'm totally posed like one of those ancient statues! Instead of the Birth of Venus, this is the, uh... The birth of... PENIS! Cause I bet like... your junk is rising, get it? ...Get it?? 291
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 17/06/2025// gonna steal a few of my favorite catty twitter posts and plaster em here mkay 000
Reposted by 𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬!𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞 @scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 16/06/2025search history: "what is a glamburger" "edible glitter" "is edible glitter expensive enough to cost 100 dollars" "american dollar to burger exchange rate" "cost of arm and leg medical science" "how to stop kneeling to whims of catgirls" 031
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 16/06/2025// this account will be less sexy than my previous catty portrayals because i think being sexy all the time is really boring. please understand 180
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 15/06/2025// i think my previous catty portrayals were too boring which is why i got bored with them. time to FLESH THINGS OUT and INJECT PERSONAL HEADCANONS 010
𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗬! @glamburgr.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Y'know, it's not easy running the BIGGEST business in Hotland! No seriously, these legs aren't built for running. Bratty's saying I need to actually like... exercise n' stuff... but hauling around ALL THIS should auto-qualify me as like, heavyweight champion. WHICH IS TOTALLY A THING, BTDUBS. 1152
