No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 16hThey would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling drones! 131
Reposted by No HeifetzOrange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is how we do it 410154782573
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you see this, post a witch.static.klipy.comMonty Python: She's a Witch SceneALT: Monty Python: She's a Witch Scene 010
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And Markwayne Mullin, and Eric Schmitt, and Louis Gohmert, and...... 2422
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Talarico should release a proof of life photo, wearing this exact Mitch McConnell ensemble. @jamestalarico.bsky.social 020
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I can't wait for the press conference. Big shoes to fill. 1312
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yes, prayers without thoughts (and vice versa) are totally ineffective. 250
Reposted by No HeifetzRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Zelenskyy says Trump has betrayed Ukraine. 1102124614514
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"He said it in Mandarin of course, which I speak fluently. Not a lot of people know that." 4180
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've never been happier when corrected in public. 010
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A day will come when these become tiresome, but it is not this day. 2771
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Looks like the Radical Left's war on Christmas is off to a slow start this year. 010
Reposted by No HeifetzLaura Haynes👩🔬⚾️🐾💙 @drlaurahaynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good morning 🌞 I really need coffee ☕️ 581379198
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I say, I say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball. 121
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I want a jazz bass and drums soundtrack playing whenever I walk into a bar. 060
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yep, true for decades.... “Philadelphia is the only city where you can experience the thrill of victory and the agony of reading about it the next day.” Mike Schmidt 030
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Exactly. Another example of enshitification. Especially if you're old enough to have experienced Jack Brickhouse on WGN, calling the last 4 or 5 innings of a day game after getting home from school! 110
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026However, in 1964 the correct ignition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center. 160
Reposted by No HeifetzBrent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MAGA is about to lose his farm 3761644354
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Without the backwards Colts hat, the screaming and the sunglasses, it took a minute to realize this was satire. Brilliant! 000
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This award needs a sponsor. How about "FIFA Certificate of Genius" 171
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had the same thought. Who knows, but I think Schmitt and staff had a second tin foil hat argument for the Fani Wiilis nexus, and punted after Smith clearly recalled that he was at a college game in DC, not a pro game in ATL. 141
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes! He got a little dental work done, and is now the White House Deputy Chief of Staff. 140
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The exhibit was displayed and pulled down so quickly during Schmitt's questioning. The only reason we got a good look was that Klobuchar forced them to put it back up. They knew it couldn't withstand an ounce of scrutiny. They wanted it picked up as a Fox news clip. Bravo Smith and Klobuchar! 020
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And, the hearing is still going on. Sen. Whitehouse is speaking now. 030
Reposted by No HeifetzAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026OMG: Republican Senator Schmitt accused Jack Smith of being in ATL to conspire with Fani Willis b/c he got a text from JP Cooney about a “Hawks” game (Falcons?). Schmitt had a big visual aid but didn’t keep it up long. BUT smith was at an IOWA HAWKEYES game to see Caitlin Clark in Maryland HAHAHA 1642607579
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And Klobuchar fact-checked him in real time. It was beautiful. 0242
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These boots were made for walkin, and that's just what they'll do. 111
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can't be too careful.... Mass deportation of Todds! 010
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wait what? The White House web page says we already control the Strait of Hormuz! 030
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dr. Zaius agrees. @danagould.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/WvUT5...youtube.comHanging with Doctor Z | Chuck Schumer #comedy #america #funny #standupcomedyYouTube video by Hanging with Doctor Z 010
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Quote of video: "Democrats need a wartime consiglieri." That is neither Schumer nor Jeffries! 010
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"I knew Julie Newmar. Julie Newmar was a friend of mine. Congresswoman, you are no Julie Newmar." Lloyd Bentsen (probably). 040
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I initially misunderstood "called his cell." Really excited for a split second.static.klipy.comMiss Piggy Behind BarsALT: Miss Piggy Behind Bars 191
No Heifetz @gjohnson-42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Old horn joke, but I can't listen to Ein Heldenleben without hearing the lyrics "Strauss couldn't write for the horn. First it's high and then it's way too low" over the main theme. 111
