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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity

@givepatajob.bsky.social
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My kid called me a “Hero of the Toilet” after fixing it. It’s now my whole identity.

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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 7h
Michigan has Dave Portnoy, Ohio State has JD Vance. I guess what I’m saying is that there are titanic pieces of shit on both sides.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ATTENTION MOVIE SICKOS!!! Barry Lyndon is on The Criterion Channel this month.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think that twice a year all employees should have the right to tell anyone else in their company, regardless of title, to “shut the fuck up”. Track it like sick days.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If the Cheeto-tinted shithead says ONE bad word about Dolly I’m going to take it out on my MAGA neighbors in a way that might make the news.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just so I’m clear…..Is Jack Reacher on the spectrum?
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’d like to encourage @anthropic.com to take their World Cup commercials and shove them up their smug ass.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Now I’m afraid to wear my USMNT jersey for fear its some right-wing dogwhistle.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
DOCTOR CONGO!!!!!!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy fathers day
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy confused Dad at the grocery store day to all who celebrate.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Maybe it’s time to admit that The Boys was never very good.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
They need to stop vibe-coding this shit.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Everyone in my house suddenly knows better than NASA on how to get astronauts out of a capsule.
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
@michaelfdubois
Mukad A QuBoy
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Adam Scott Glancy @adamscottglancy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.
Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken dropping the line "Get a new president."
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The world is shit but baseball is good.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Dear @cnn.com nobody wants to hear these babbling idiots. Please just play the tower chatter which is actually insightful and interesting.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
AI is so goddamn stupid we deserve it to be our downfall.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Heading to GameStop with a stack of Trump “I did that” stickers
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I finally finished Deadwood and I don’t think anything lately has wrecked my shit as bad as the Deadwood Movie. Finding myself getting in in years, the meditation on aging and loss really hit me hard.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Zardoz was right
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
RIP Xbox
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Listen, we all know he was kinda shitty later in life but I have a birthday coming up www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/219...
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Gallagher | 1970s-1980s Iconic Stage-Used Sledge-O-Matic Sledge Hammer
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Did I just see a fucking Scientology commercial during the Olympics?
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
One of these days I’m going to remember to not watch The Pitt during meals.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Starfleet Academy is proving to me that Holly Hunter is still fine as hell.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
There’s nothing more annoying that someone joining a work meeting with their shitty toddler on their lap.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Remember when we were getting Fallout remastered editions today? That was cool.
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Wonder Man is a delight and the best thing Marvel has done in years.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Folgers Incest Siblings will return in "Avengers: Doomsday."
The siblings from Folgers' infamous "incest commercial."
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
There has always been a direct correlation between Ryan Day play calling and the Buckeyes playing like shit.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
What do McDonalds, Sam Altman, and my place of employment have in common? They can all fuck off for forcing AI on me.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Fantastic Four: First Steps is so amazingly dumb I’m not sure I can finish.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 11/11/2025
BABIES ARE BORN
WORSHIPPING
UNKNOWN GODS

— DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I am calling on someone in Buckeye Nation to bean Dave Portnoy with a beer can while on camera.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
No thanks to Disney, I’m forced to watch notable sports shithead Dave Portnoy.
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Karen Effie @kareneffie.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Trick or treat time
Three copies of George Orwell’s book “1984” in a wooden basket. A sign tucked into the basket says “one copy of 1984 per child”
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This is not a very original opinion but the ending (like….the very last two-three minutes) of John Carpenter’s The Thing is absolutely perfect. A perfect end to a perfect movie.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Someone needs to take this way from me.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Me: I can’t stand all the AI shit at work. This bubble can’t burst soon enough. Also me….
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Ass pennies www.cnn.com/2025/10/03/b...
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$1 Trump coin is ‘real,’ US Treasurer says | CNN Business
A portrait of President Donald Trump may be featured on a commemorative $1 coin issued by the United States Mint in honor of America’s 250th birthday in 2026, according to first drafts of the images c...
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
@sickoscommittee.org my local High School mascot kinda rules. I present….The Arlington Admiral.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Just cancelled my Game Pass sub and feels good. Was looking forward to their windows handheld os but eff them. Steam OS all the way.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@destiny2team.bungie.net I think “ghost golf” would be an interesting addition. Just sayin’
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Kinda wish I didn’t pre-order the new Battlefield given the news.
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
What influencer do I have to pay to convince these little shits that “6-7” is played out?
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Does the new samurai game let me carve “dishonorable ICE” on my arrows?
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The Dr. Gonzo of Cybersecurity @givepatajob.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
God dammit hurry up and rapture my fat ass
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