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Give Me An Axe

@givemeanaxe.bsky.social
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Non-Binary Author of things to read. Including a story in: prideanthology.itch.io/2026 & prideanthology.itch.io/2025 Disabled Veteran looking for morally validating employment. Trans Rights are human Rights. Sex Workers are WORKERS.

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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 7h
We have an elderly neighbor that has recently decided that he needs to blow the, no longer really existent leaves from his lawn, EVERYDAY. For about an hour..his electric blower sounds like a metal grinder. And its super loud. I dont understand
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 8h
Daaaamn
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 8h
They should have spoken up to the guy not after he left. That pisses me off.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 8h
Im just reinforcing your point. Theres no legal reason for a transit employee to be checking riders for ID, period.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 8h
I mean, its still evil AF. Its just not an Iron Cross.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 13h
Eeh.. its honestly less a white surpremecist cross as much as some other things. But all those groups love to cosplay as operators so, its blends over.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 15h
What other AI are you using?
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 15h
I have no interest in using anything generated by AI. Please dont.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah me too. But.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 15h
Yeeeup. Theyre no different or better than starbucks.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 15h
Im double dog daring everyone to report every post by the government accounts about the upcoming live-streamed firing-squad execution as promoting violence.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 15h
Love this for them
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 17h
Hang on. I gotta take this call. "Hi yeah. I need air support now. I dont care what you. Have available. Send it. How much? All of it. And it you have any artillery send it my direction, alright? Good. Yeah you do that. Bye now."
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 17h
He's bad news. very bad news.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 17h
i mean, there's dutch bros. at least there you get the guaranteed Disneyland Line experience. (Fuck Dutch Bros)
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 18h
You know all these "AI is sentient now" takes are lies because if AI was sentient, someone would have bullied it into destroying itself by now.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 18h
Most local businesses serve RC anyways.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 18h
Shush you, missle witch!
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 18h
Hrrmmmm. Whats that smell? Oh. No worries. Just another lawsuit.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 18h
People: "do you want Starbucks to pull out of Portland or something?!? Me: YES.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
Theodore deserves a michelin star or two for those baddies.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
Its nothing to worry about.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
Hot battletech take: Anti missle systems need a big brother to counter high volume launchers like MRM 30s and 40s.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
It was here before us, and when we are all gone. It will remain. When everything else is gone. It will remain. Because fungus, is the earth. Reclaiming what it has lost. And it will do so until it is a barren rock slowly descending into the bloomed and blossomed fires of a dying sun.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
Like. Ok. Like you said. Fungus is everywhere. In the ocean On the land. On your body. Everywhere. When you dont act to stop it from growing, it will simply grow, everywhere, within the temperature ranges it likes. And thats a wide range. It eats everything. Evolves to eat more.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
I mean, if we were to do nothing. The fungus would have us all.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
Hey chat. How would describe the experience of visiting Bend to a first timer from Portland? (Im trying to describe it to my partner and im having a loss for words.)
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
Honestly. It all just keeps flowing back to this evergreen quote. "There has to be a threat." -Mayoral candidate Keith Wilson
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 19h
Hahahah. Honestly, isnt that just Idaho with trees?
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 20h
Fungus is the earth reclaiming what it has lost.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 20h
Where have we heard this before
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 20h
Jesus christ. MAKE them...
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 20h
When i try to explain my personal theory that what we call the political "extremes" do not actually lay at opposite ends of a spectrum, but actually reside near the middle of it. With personal authority at the apex... This, this is a prime example of what im talking about.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 20h
It has all the clear signs of "i wanna do it. Is this the right time ? God i wanna do it. Fuck it. Im gonna do it. I HAVE TO DO IT. Oh god i did it!! I gotta do it again and reaffirm how good that felt to finally dot it!!"
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23h
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Brandon Mullen @brandonmullen.com · 20h
This is not how you make local government accessible to families.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 20h
Maoe them make you leave.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 21h
Ah! So they hit the apex of the reverse horse shoe!
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Kat Mahoney @kmahoneylaw.com · 21h
Dan Ryan claims to be the champion of local biz, but he’s on FB fighting against the Fair Share Tax. It runs counter to his whole storefront window save them all crap. Ryan can’t sound a "red alert" over storefront closures while shielding corporate CEOs from paying their fair share.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 21h
And its not to say he doesnt say good things, he does. Here and there. And ive seen him adjust his messaging as gea faced criticism for it. but something just dont feel right right. And I dont know what that is just yet.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 21h
He follows me so I know hell see this chat eventually. But who knows when because he seems to only come on bluesky to tell us that hes not on bluesky very often. Maybe he sees this as a the high effort-low return platform, i dont know. But I also dont know where he DOES spend his time.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah, Im not catching his vibes.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 21h
Most likely worst case scenario? Jeff Church. Most likely best case scenario, Bob Owendoff. Mostly likely scenario overall? Andrew Hoan. Runner up? Rene Gonzolez And in all cases, definitely some things worse than what any of the progs have criticized for.
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SometimesPDX @sometimespdx.bsky.social · 22h
If a councilor commits a crime by withholding or deleting public records after a judge orders them to save the records, will the chief of police and the PPA make public statements that the lawbreaker should immediately resign? Or do they only do that with electeds who use their free speech rights?
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VoteVets @votevets.org · 22h
One Soldier at the polls is a voter. A formation at the polls is a felony. Hegseth just ordered a military-wide voting stand-down by Oct 15. But 18 U.S.C. § 592 makes it a felony, five years and a lifetime ban from federal office, for any officer to order, bring, or keep troops at a polling place.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 22h
My partner has just started studying accounting as a late life career transistion and the number of class iterations she had to choose from told me this without anyone ever saying it. Its wild how many there were at that ONE college.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 23h
Morning thoughts after the d3 cookout, i mean debate, last night. Cookout because Angelita had her chefs hat on and Torres got cooked. But anyways the thought... Portland will be a better city once all the people who like cops have left the city for other cities cuz they didnt get their way.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 23h
Oh ayoade is a complete turd. Fuck that guy.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 23h
Its not an iron cross, it is the christian dominionist/nationalist equivilent though. Its the crusader cross.
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 23h
One of the wildest ... yet somehow mundane, events of my life was travelling internationally without a passport or visa, legally. Just a piece of paper that said i was on leave from the army.
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