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@gitchegumeefan.bsky.social
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
If Odunze is gonna score against the Lions, can I at least get the points in fantasy @espn.com ??
Screenshot of the ESPN Fantasy app showing my matchup. I am starting Odunze in the FLEX position and it’s showing him with zero points despite the fact that he just scored a touchdown.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Grainy image of a straight faced Hilary Clinton that says “Fuck my life” on top and “Bottom Text” on the bottom
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
tired: age gap relationship wired: NFC North gap relationship
Selfie of me wearing a “Resurget Cineribus” hat and a grey Detroit Lions sweatshirt next to my fiancé, who is wearing a black hat and a camo Green Bay Packers hoodie.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
this endless fucking drive
Katy Perry with a short blonde pixie cut, pulling at her face in distress
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Kim Jong-Un lighting a cig overlaid by the words “IN THE DEPTHS OF
"IT'S SO OVER"
I FOUND
THERE WAS WITHIN ME
AN INVINCIBLE
"WE'RE SO BACK"
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
might I suggest this arrangement to really get you in the right headspace
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
God/Zeus/the universe watching this game
Screenshot of a tweet from Dave Wasserman that reads, as always, “I’ve seen enough”
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
me hearing “Sens au cœur de la nuit” and immediately becoming activated
Picture of a semi-translucent kitten (representing the soul) rising from a sleeping kitten’s body, indicating transcendence
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
watching the latest episode of The Summer I Turned Pretty and suddenly they’re playing a dance remix of a song from one of my favorite movies of all time (Les Choristes, 2004) ?????????????
Still from a TikTok of a man looking very confused
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Anyways I found it lmao. Definitive proof that I have always Been This Way (pls disregard the Bo of it all, this was in like 2010)
"This," he growled, "is the fourth yard line of Hell. It's for the pollsters. They got off easy, in my opinion."
"You mean the people who determine the national rankings?" I frowned. "What's wrong with them?"
"They're not just any pollsters," Bo sighed. "They're the ones behind the 1997 National Championship debacle. That year, Michigan was undefeated, ranked #1 in the nation and beat Washington in the Rose Bowl. The AP pollsters gave Michigan the national title, but the fools of the USA Today/ESPN poll gave it to Nebraska. We were forced to share the title that year."
We walked up to the 40-yard line just as Bo finished explaining, and I saw that line was actually a rope. Attached to it, I assumed, were the USA Today/ESPN pollsters. The rope was pulled back and forth by some invisible force, and with each tug the pollsters grew more stretched. They screamed in pain as the rope jerked around like a medieval torture device.
"Now they know what it's like to be split, to be pulled back and forth." Bo sneered.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Screen grab of a scene from The Office where Michael is looking angrily at Pam. My edited caption reads, “You know what? I’m gonna start [wearing my Princess Di fits] even harder”
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
very strategically picked a date for our engagement party and was immediately called out
Screenshot of my friend’s text to me reading, “I see you with the scheduling on Michigan’s buy [sic] week 😂😂”
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
shit sucks but books and games about books exist so at least there’s that
Picture of my current view, including the book Moderation by Elaine Castillo next to my turquoise Nintendo Switch, which currently displays a screen from the new game Tiny Bookshop
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Pic of Obi-Wan Kenobi:
EVANGELICAL BOOMERS
TEACHING THEIR
KIDS TO LISTEN TO JESUS
What have you become?

Pic of Darth Vader:
THEIR SOCIALIST
CHILDREN WHO DEFEND THE POOR AND OPPRESSED
I am what you made me.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Kyle Allen
Screenshot of a Dave Wasserman tweet that reads, as always, “I’ve seen enough”
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
this game isn’t real and can’t hurt me
Still from Baz Luhrman’s Elvis of Austin Butler as a sweaty, late-in-life Elvis looking distressed
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
🎵 He knows his way in the dark / Mine is the gay in the frogs 🎵
Screenshot of a BlueSky quote post. The original post features a picture of a bald, goateed, bedraggled Alex Jones looking pink in the face and sad. The caption reads "Jumpscared by this honest-go-god picture of Alex Jones from today." The quote post adds on to the original with the caption "this is Javert in Act II"
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Incredible bumper sticker spotted on this Chevy Tahoe
picture of the back of a silver Chevy Tahoe with a bumper sticker in black and white text that reads, “GO AROUND. IF IT WAS MEANT TO GO FAST IT WOULDN’T BE SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING BRICK.”Zoomed in picture of the back of a silver Chevy Tahoe with a bumper sticker in black and white text that reads, “GO AROUND. IF IT WAS MEANT TO GO FAST IT WOULDN’T BE SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING BRICK.”
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
if you’ve given up on the state of the world, just know that our little two person trivia team that could just beat the four-week-in-a-row, 20-person-strong reigning champs on the final question tonight. Do you believe in miracles? YES!!!!!
Picture of me, a thirty something blonde white woman, holding up our prize gift card alongside my boyfriend and teammate, a tall white thirty something man in a backwards cap
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Screenshot of a tweet from years ago by someone named Samantha that says "ISIS STOP ITTTTTTT. Like for real STOP"
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
My signing bonus stocks vest next week
a deeply uncanny, world weary Chuck E. Cheese animatronic
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
might fuck around and reactivate Twitter just to send this to Elon
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
get the fuck out of my state
Picture of a plane pulling a banner that reads "GO HOME ELON. VOTE SUSAN". Pic was taken in Milwaukee on March 27.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
me in the national security group chat
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
a blonde haired Katy Perry bites down on a car seatbelt
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
never a doubt
Still of a little boy crying from the viral “I will go with that cat” meme
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
when you get to the point where you're gloating about the deaths of 400+ innocents to "dunk" on a population of people who were justifiably disillusioned with politicians enabling a genocide, you have well and truly lost any semblance of a plot. get fucked.
Skeet from a little cretin named "Bradley P. Moss" that reads: "Hey Dearborn, Michigan, how you feeling today? Did you own Harris enough?"
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I’m watching Temptation Island and you can’t tell me this guy doesn’t look like the love child of Andy Samberg and Beaker from the Muppets
Picture of my tv featuring one of the Temptation Island male leads. He genuinely looks like if Andy Samberg fucked Beaker.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hearing reports of college hockey
Pic of pregame warmups at the Kohl Center. Go Blue!
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Me: this game means nothing and can’t hurt me Also me:
Picture of a lamb biting an armrest with the caption “(screams)”
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
let the hate watch commence
I’m watching “It Ends With Us” for the first time
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
having an okay day in fantasy
Screenshot of my fantasy matchup. I am winning 200.18-111.12
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wearing my new Lions jacket to the Wisconsin sports bar where we play trivia. Over/under on how many enemies I make?
Picture of my new Lions varsity jacket. It is dark blue with the words DETROIT LIONS surrounding a classic helmet.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I may still be basic, but this is the first time in years that TS isn't in my top artists despite me barely listening to her, so there's that! Besides these are all bangers and I stand by them 🫡
Screenshot of my 2024 Spotify Wrapped. 

Top Artists
1. Beyonce
2. Chappell Roan
3. Kacey Musgraves
4. Noah Kahan
5. Zach Bryan

Top Songs
1. TEXAS HOLD 'EM
2. Red Wine Supernova
3. Good Luck, Babe!
4. Femininomenon
5. II MOST WANTED
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
FELLAS
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Kohl Center I am in you
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
this is why we won btw
Text convo between my friend and me where I explain that I have to pee very badly but refuse to relieve myself because that could jinx Michigan. My friend encourages me.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
meme of a series of tweets saying "Makari Paige save me"
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
@ Chicago
Screencap from the show Succession featuring Roman Roy in a turkey costume. Caption reads “I said, ‘Gobbledy-go fuck yourself!’”
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
screencap of DW from the animated tv show Arthur on all fours accompanied by a closed caption that says "(Hissing)"
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
That’s a Sharpei! This is what they look like grown up
Picture of an adult Sharpei
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
MGOBLUESKY HOW WE FEELIN
Stretched out picture of a cat screaming with the caption “[INCREDIBLE EXCITEMENT] Ya Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Trey Burke mean mugging after hitting an insane 3-pointer in Michigan’s 2013 Elite Eight game against Kansas, tying the score and forcing OT, where Michigan won.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Challenge flag up 52-6
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It’s not even halftime lmao
Screenshot of my fantasy matchup. Gibbs has 16.6 points, Montgomery has 20.2 and St Brown has 21.1. There are still nearly 3 min left in the first half.
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
When we first toured our house, I immediately clocked the sunroom as an ideal football-watching room. On days like today when the Pack and the Lions play at the same time, it comes in clutch!
Picture of my TV showing the Lions game in a sunroom with wood paneled walls and big windows showing the remaining fall foliage outside
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
wait the way this is my exact family history
Meme of MJ from The Traitors US standing awkwardly
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Dan Campbell smiling cheekily
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waystar royco whistleblower @gitchegumeefan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
six episodes into Agatha All Along and @landpirate62.bsky.social and I just realized that a) I’ve been operating under the assumption that he knew I haven’t seen WandaVision while b) he fully thought I HAD seen it, meaning we’ve had deeply divergent viewing experiences this whole time
bear sitting awkwardly at a picnic table
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