iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 04/06/2025

Can’t wait to out myself as an attorney later by inevitably being the only person drinking a beer at a tech meetup

Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 20/02/2025

Don’t know how I didn’t realize the NYC toll that’s getting everyone all worked up is…. $9 Meanwhile in the Bay it’s cheaper for me to drive to and from SF than to take BART. I still take BART bc traffic sucks lol.

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 19/11/2024

I have a migraine that is making my brain be like jello does Dr Oz have a cure for that

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 06/04/2024

Pro tip: if you're applying to law school, don't list college club leadership as "Experiences" on LinkedIn, because when you apply for the bar, they will make you write out an explanation as to why you did not list these as employment.

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 12/12/2023

The creators of the Bluebook knew what they were doing when they made the abbreviation for County be Cnty.

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 05/12/2023

The worst thing about watching Selling Sunset is that I like the clothes so much I spend an hour researching where to buy them only to acknowledge they probably won’t work in a law firm

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 11/10/2023

Is there really not a consolidated list of all open FDA citizen petitions? They’re all separated by category and located on different places on the website?? Am I missing something?

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lizwhatsherface @lizwhatsherface.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

I need people who haven't been masking to understand that 60% of Covid transmission is asymptomatic, and that y'all have likely had infections you don't know about. Your body is more compromised than you know. You need to protect yourself now.

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 03/09/2023

Seeing photos of Neal Katyal at a fake SCOTUS at Burning Man has only affirmed my desire to not ever go there

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 03/09/2023

Weirdly specific but excellent

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 21/08/2023

Getting carded buying Hop Water is somehow more humiliating than getting carded buying beer

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 20/08/2023

All the rapid covid tests at CVS within 8 miles of me are sold out, but totally fine to start school again Monday with a (mainly) unmasked student population? Cool cool

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 13/07/2023

PSA Trader Joe’s has croissant croutons and yes they are as good as they sound

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Rob Haisfield @robhaisfield.com · 09/07/2023

Fellas I just WON MY GIRL A GIANT SQUISHY STUFFED ANIMAL AT THE FAIR by breaking a beer bottle with a baseball. Boyfriend bucket list item achieved ✅

Holding a baseball, with my girlfriend who is holding the stuffed animal I won her

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 10/07/2023

This is a hop water stan account

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 06/07/2023

The DIA TSA line is a super spreader event

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 06/07/2023

I love that other social media is becoming more prevalent but I think Twitter is still unparalleled to call out a company and get some kind of response when their customer service line fails

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 29/06/2023

Waiting for the NYT opinion about how this is really just part of Roberts’ moderate philosophy

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 28/06/2023

Learned today that the average age of federal judges is 69 and NINETEEN are above 80 I cannot fathom wanting to work THAT long

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 27/06/2023

search history: how to collapse in excel how to add in excel how to create sort views in excel how to fix my life in excel

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 12/06/2023

Our 12ft skeleton will continue to get gayer until morale improves

It is a 12ft skeleton in a pink bikini with a Pride cape.

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Deep Singh Badhesha @deepnotshallow.bsky.social · 16/05/2023

I would like to dedicate my first t̶w̶e̶e̶t̶ skeet (!?!?) to the homie @girlsloveevidence.com who was brave enough to give me a referral code 😭

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 16/05/2023

The worst thing about living in California is absolutely these cardboard, compostable take out boxes. They get so soggy. I am wearing my salad.

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 15/05/2023

Pretty sure that large-scale PC use is a plot by Big IT to keep them all employed

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 15/05/2023

Very normal things happening on Twitter

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 13/05/2023

Hear me out: a reality show where a billionaire tries to win over Supreme Court justices with fun travel experiences Bachelor-style

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 08/05/2023

Oh no I’m mini horse posting again

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guy online @guyonline.bsky.social · 08/05/2023

🚨HISTORIC SKEET ALERT🚨: This is the FIRST SKEET in HUMAN HISTORY to discuss whether Tár (2022) was good or not

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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · 06/05/2023

Where y’all can find me

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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

Writers strike picket signs still undefeated perfection

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 05/05/2023

Sorry can’t talk I finished finals and I’m gonna just binge watch Jewish Matchmaking until I pass out

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 04/05/2023

Everybody say “happy 7th birthday Bennie”

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

i need a friend like harlan crow. time to amass unimaginable power

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/05/2023

i dont normally believe in stripping citizenship from anyone but if you watch the british coronation this week you should be kicked out of america immediately

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 03/05/2023

Hi Bluesky, heard you like animals - I volunteer at a miniature horse rescue in the Bay Area. We’ve been hit really hard with all the rain this year and need a lot of repairs. Would be amazing if this could blow up and get some much-needed donations: angelsforminis.com/donate

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Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 02/05/2023

My goal is to get as many marginalized people over here, especially Black people cause that’s my people. Keep the DMs (ON TWITTER) rolling!!! reminder people with disabilities DEFINITELY need to come in to help give feedback/make sure this app’s accessible !!!! Ty 💕🦋 twitter.com/aliafonzy43

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 02/05/2023

Part of the reason I get so fired up about wellness culture is that it preys on people like me who have exhausted most traditional remedies and still feel like 💩

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 02/05/2023

My accommodation request: “it causes me hella pain to use a standard mouse or keyboard” Doctor: “same lol” prof. responsibility exam: “there is no evidence that you have an impairment that substantially limits your ability to perform a major life activity that is relevant to taking this exam”

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 02/05/2023

It is so disappointing to me as a funky-dressing, marathon-running bisexual that this…….is what we get in the name of representation

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 02/05/2023

Glad to finally have a social media my mom doesn’t have so I can post that I gave myself a haircut in the shower this week without fear of repercussions

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 01/05/2023

What got me weirder DMs on Twitter? ❎ bikini pic with 10000 likes ❎ asking for bra recommendations ✅ announcing that I am *on here*

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 01/05/2023

I have one invite code… do I invite my very online Copyright Law professor before or after my final tomorrow

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Al 🐴 @girlsloveevidence.com · 01/05/2023

I told myself that I would not be watching Succession tonight because I have a final tomorrow so instead I am wasting time by watching other shows and scrolling social media 🤌

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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

KENDALL ROY [somberly]: it's called skeeting. it's the next big thing.

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