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@girlfailgod.bsky.social
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one foot in the grave and the other in the comments

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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i may have only $30 in the bank but my rent is paid, it’s the first day of halloween, i have the next two days off, and it just started raining so it’s not all bad
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not only did i think it was a great film, seeing primtime was a fantastic group theater experience. the audience was so engaged, and way everyone gasped when one of the perps reveals himself as a rabbi was electric.
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
picked up this game and was immediately hooked, not realizing it’s still in beta. i binged all five chapters and highly recommend this is if you’re looking for the perfect visual horror novel to get in the spooky season spirit or you were a fan of slay the princess (it’s by the same dev team).
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
legend has it that if you leave a bullet under your pillow tonight the kirk fairy will visit you and replace it with a quarter 🧚‍♂️ ✨
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
training at work has been slow so i did a quick doodle of juniper with my fields of mistria oc, toreth 🌺💜
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
going to see camp miasma on my period just feels correct somehow
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
heard there are rumors lee pace might play charles xavier and i wanted to sing in jubilation - we have to make this happen please 🙏
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
passed my insurance exam and finally get to enjoy fields of mistria in peace ✨ 😌
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my gf left her perfume at my place so i sprayed some on my pillow but i just miss her more now 。°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°。
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i can feel the misandry coursing through my veins already 😍
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
yawning so hard it feels like i’m turning into a werewolf
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
growing my bush out so i can show up to the theater in proper style
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
papoy!
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
klay thompson, you will begin to cough in three days time...
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
all is ours 💪 been watching a lot of #invincible lately and couldn’t resist drawing myself a viltrumite oc 💥
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
the way i feel like there’s a distinct difference between invincible fans that refer to mark’s dad as “omni-man” vs “nolan”
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i am sat expeditiously
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twist @twist.dog · 27/03/2026
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
happy 98th academy awards day! here's my ballot! who do you want to win?
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
the mayhem ball was everything and more thank you mother monster
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
paid more on tickets than i do for two months of rent but goddammit i’m going to my first lady gaga concert
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
i ate all of my snow day snacks already
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
i couldn’t resist the call of the jibbi 🍔
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
i have no one to talk to about heated rivalry with 😞
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
will i learn my lesson next year? probably not! 🍔🤭
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
tfw you pass out so hard you don’t realize you were sleeping ontop of your phone all night
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i think six months of unemployment made me addicted to my bed
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i gotta stop crying at work i’m trying to lock in not break down
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
call me a boomer idc but i like the reels algo better than tiktok 🙈
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
ofc i would start my period the day of my first ten hour shift … ugh this 4x10 schedule is going to be interesting
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
what they don’t tell you is that the answer to all your problems is watching two movies a day
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
i passed my property and casualty test ‼️
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
the uber driver that picked me up today had a telsa and i completely embarrasssed myself by not knowing how those fucking doorhandles work 😭
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮‍💨
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
it's kind of poetic that one of the only memories i have with my mom was watching ER with her when i was little and now i'm in a full blown obsession with the pitt as an adult
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job)
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
monster high picrew 🧟‍♀️🖤 picrew.me/en/image_mak...
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izzy @isobel.top · 15/07/2025
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deltarune: * The power of mean girls shines within you.
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
got a root canal and started my period today - please put me out of my misery
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
another year of emmy nominations and another year interview with the vampire is snubbed 😭 while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i got two job offers this week
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
post someone with wings 🪽
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
watching bring her back on amazon prime just for it to recommend look back once it was over might be the most diabolical thing i've experienced this year
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god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
tooth pain has me feeling crazy why did i do this to myself
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a drawing of a girl playing a guitar with a poster on the wall that says " 2021.5.8 "
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