god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i may have only $30 in the bank but my rent is paid, it’s the first day of halloween, i have the next two days off, and it just started raining so it’s not all bad 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026not only did i think it was a great film, seeing primtime was a fantastic group theater experience. the audience was so engaged, and way everyone gasped when one of the perps reveals himself as a rabbi was electric. 001
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026picked up this game and was immediately hooked, not realizing it’s still in beta. i binged all five chapters and highly recommend this is if you’re looking for the perfect visual horror novel to get in the spooky season spirit or you were a fan of slay the princess (it’s by the same dev team). 020
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026legend has it that if you leave a bullet under your pillow tonight the kirk fairy will visit you and replace it with a quarter 🧚♂️ ✨ 010
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026training at work has been slow so i did a quick doodle of juniper with my fields of mistria oc, toreth 🌺💜 010
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026going to see camp miasma on my period just feels correct somehow 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026heard there are rumors lee pace might play charles xavier and i wanted to sing in jubilation - we have to make this happen please 🙏 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/08/2026passed my insurance exam and finally get to enjoy fields of mistria in peace ✨ 😌 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 29/07/2026my gf left her perfume at my place so i sprayed some on my pillow but i just miss her more now 。°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°。 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i can feel the misandry coursing through my veins already 😍 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026yawning so hard it feels like i’m turning into a werewolf 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026growing my bush out so i can show up to the theater in proper style 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 26/04/2026klay thompson, you will begin to cough in three days time... 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 11/04/2026all is ours 💪 been watching a lot of #invincible lately and couldn’t resist drawing myself a viltrumite oc 💥 010
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026the way i feel like there’s a distinct difference between invincible fans that refer to mark’s dad as “omni-man” vs “nolan” 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 15/03/2026happy 98th academy awards day! here's my ballot! who do you want to win? 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 14/03/2026the mayhem ball was everything and more thank you mother monster 001
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 06/02/2026paid more on tickets than i do for two months of rent but goddammit i’m going to my first lady gaga concert 011
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 24/01/2026i ate all of my snow day snacks already 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 12/01/2026i couldn’t resist the call of the jibbi 🍔 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 04/01/2026i have no one to talk to about heated rivalry with 😞 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 28/12/2025will i learn my lesson next year? probably not! 🍔🤭 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 26/12/2025tfw you pass out so hard you don’t realize you were sleeping ontop of your phone all night 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i think six months of unemployment made me addicted to my bed 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i gotta stop crying at work i’m trying to lock in not break down 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 29/11/2025call me a boomer idc but i like the reels algo better than tiktok 🙈 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 24/11/2025ofc i would start my period the day of my first ten hour shift … ugh this 4x10 schedule is going to be interesting 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 27/10/2025what they don’t tell you is that the answer to all your problems is watching two movies a day 010
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 23/10/2025i passed my property and casualty test ‼️ 010
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 23/10/2025the uber driver that picked me up today had a telsa and i completely embarrasssed myself by not knowing how those fucking doorhandles work 😭 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 21/10/2025made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮💨 020
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 13/10/2025it's kind of poetic that one of the only memories i have with my mom was watching ER with her when i was little and now i'm in a full blown obsession with the pitt as an adult 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2025officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day 110
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 08/09/2025the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable 030
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 27/08/2025stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job) 010
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 10/08/2025you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 27/07/2025painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 17/07/2025if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025monster high picrew 🧟♀️🖤 picrew.me/en/image_mak... 021
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025got a root canal and started my period today - please put me out of my misery 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 15/07/2025another year of emmy nominations and another year interview with the vampire is snubbed 😭 while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪 030
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025watching bring her back on amazon prime just for it to recommend look back once it was over might be the most diabolical thing i've experienced this year 000
god’s favorite girlfail @girlfailgod.bsky.social · 03/07/2025tooth pain has me feeling crazy why did i do this to myselfmedia.tenor.coma drawing of a girl playing a guitar with a poster on the wall that says " 2021.5.8 "ALT: a drawing of a girl playing a guitar with a poster on the wall that says " 2021.5.8 " 000