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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is real gross.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Halloween is Grinch Night is not something I knew existed & its a trip.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remain incredibly grossed out that Dems repeatedly rely on preachers for candidates. Will I vote for them for lack of another choice? Yes. Will I donate or canvas for them? Absolutely not. Oh please post another gotcha scripture, that'll show 'em.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because I'm GenX, I like to run clips like these through the Celebrity Death Match filter that lives in my head. Thank you Seth Green.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The struggle men have with aging is so much worse than we realized.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure makes those Cornell jokes on The Office hit differently.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fact that 2 Live Crew was somewhat erased from musical flashback discussion omits an important environmental factor for middle of no where kids of that era. Saying 'One and one..." in the correct tone/rhythm used to mean something.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched this body cam footage of this man & never did I believe him innocent. It was oOof.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw an advert for a 1978 made for tv movie starring John Ritter & Carrie Fisher playing a couple struggling through something crazy aired during Battle of the Network Stars hosted in part by Bruce Jenner. FuzzyMemories.TV on youtube is a goldmine.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who do they believe is paying the premiums for these imaginary people? Asking for someone that pays a health care premium but haven't been to the Dr in like 4,years or so...
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saying this again for the people in the back that didn't get it. Rapturist are scary people. You can find them silly but they believe your world needs to burn in order for them to see their heaven.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Made a dude angry on the road & he ended up rolling coal a couple times to smoke us out & I figure had to cost him at least $3. Diesel prices going to crush some meatheads around me.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The world is dumb but Marc is live... www.youtube.com/live/kXKxqnj...
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MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC
YouTube video by Marc Rebillet
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If we were a righteous country, this'd be stitched on a pillow, for sale at Hot Topic.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We held a great big party & said nutjob stuff to remind you to stop being poor. #gopTalkingPoints
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The RNC including Hasan's meat pic in their slideshow is such a damn weird thing. Who set them up like that?
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope someone helps young people understand certain topics we're covered in formal education settings that many screamed were a waste so the average kids lost that curriculum in efforts to save time & complaining. Basic food and nutrition knowledge, basic cooking, how to sew, basic tool use, etc.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Borrowed the MIL netflix pword so we could watch #UncleStav & very worth the watch. Stavos is a joy.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When he's done licking, he collects foot shavings & uses it as popcorn topping. Ted Cruz licks corpse feet and he'd be proud that people know it.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Grocery shoppers are upset about the beef rolling into the country as if its going to slip into your prime meat rack. But they aren't coming for you. That sub-standard meat will be slipped into school lunches, elder care, college campuses. Once Sysco foods is done...
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He annoys me to no end & I hate when he eats dinner on feed but if someone is going to spend 3 hours listening to polititalk he is so much better than any alternative Ive found but Sam Seder & Emma.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Omg these losers grew up playing Mario Bros. but the whole time they only daydreamed being Bowser.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As someone that lives #JustOutsideOfNashville & admires Dolly Parton - I do not want to see the airport renamed for her. That place is a mess, she doesn't deserve that grief attached to her. She'd see something better done with that money anyway.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm not above thinking Milo wanted to travel but was broke so he took the self-deportation deal resulting in a trip home with spending cash. We'll find out he's wanted in 3 states & this helped him escape.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's a great ol' song by Chuck Berry called My Ding-a-Ling.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Repeatedly. Dewey tried. We had decent things.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm 100% here for the Natalie Harp burn down because she is clearly a danger to us all but I do wonder how everyone would be treating thus differently if she had a penis.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I enjoy a good - I use it all the time in personal writing because I love a run-on sentence but over the years have learned to use it more & more professionally as I realized people rarely read as well as they'd like to believe and - covers a multitude of punctuation in a pinch. Bastards ruined my -
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This Jason Arday case is crazy & appears to have a sad ending.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Religion has become a deal breaker for me. It's made me lonely & secluded but no I can't be your friend if your cult teachings remain that valuable to you because i can't be polite about. I'm sorry people hurt you when you were young but if you have the almighty on your side, why you need my vote?
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The TN gop love their private prisons possibly more than the unborn. Reading this, any doubt why we are locking kids up at fever pace to feed this for-profit monster?
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Watching America celebrate the defeat of Andy Ogles is nice.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Never forget. If you've not seen Drop Dead Gorgeous, you should. This would have fit in as dance number.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I know its not been the way of our people but I could handle knowing less about absolutely every celebrity's child.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This horror never occurred to me - employer's sitting ready with a list.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This thing happening with veggies is how 'Thou shalt not eat lettuce' is going to be something they know about the people who worshiped plastic & glitter. #TheTwilightZone but real.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I tried telling my husband about her telling her husband but he didn't let me finish - he reminded me how angry he is every time I remind him who the blood guy is. #NotTheOnion
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It may take a few fiscal quarters but Taylor Farms is going to discovery how important Taco Bell is to the American populist. #TeamTacoBell
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Guess who learned groundhogs really love zinnias? I'm not amused or entertained.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If what you like best about a movie is how unhappy it made a subset of crazy people, you are also doing it wrong.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
To this day my people say 'It's not a tumor!' in Arnie voice as part of our own personal cockney.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How crazy is it that Taco Bell (of drunk late night binge fame) immediately did the right thing & the salad people are apparently still thinking?
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Making trash comments about Minnesota is how racist conservatives are trying to 'feel out' the rest of us. Walking around TN, I've experienced no less than 5 situations where its been pushed on me this week.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Women like to be confined to small, dark spaces...
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Insert all the memes here.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
900 snakes including cobras escape during flooding in China. These videos are nuts. Why has no one told me about this? 🐍🐍🐍
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The edit on most modern TV shows is atrocious. For the love of all that is holy stop jumping every 3 seconds.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
His decency has been dead for decades.
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MJ @girlcalledmike.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Some of you have pets that don't like fireworks because you don't like fireworks. Just saying. That being said, turn the TV up stupid loud tonight for them & settle into some action flicks.
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