Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Was bravely asking oomf for his alt right as twitter shut down and now I don’t know if the DM went through 😭 180
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Gm Bluesky please look at this cute and sporty pic of me 1680
Reposted by Giovanni’s Roomba☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 06/12/2024‘it’s being reported that the united healthcare ceo shooter was a handsome man in his 30’s’ ryan murphy: 231582256
Reposted by Giovanni’s RoombaThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/11/2024theonion.comTeen’s Eyes Begin Glowing Red While Reciting Forbidden Knowledge From Book On Critical Race TheoryFORT MYERS, FL—His bedroom walls quivering and cracking the moment he opened the secret tome, local teen Charlie Donnell reportedly found his eyes beginning to glow red Thursday as he recited forbidde... 198168802029
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Going full defying gravity over failing a phishing test at work—pleading with IT like “I’m the one you want, it’s me—IT’S MEEEEEE!!” 060
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 27/11/2024In a frustrating and somewhat stressful medical scenario where I have to “wait and see what happens when the claim is submitted” like do I owe $100 or $5,000? Who knows! I love American healthcare 030
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 26/11/2024In the “Amtrak Metropolitan Lounge” at Moynihan, reserved for First Class passengers 💅🏼 2210
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I’m coming out as a Van Leeuwen hater—how is this delicious? How is this premium?? 4110
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 26/11/2024One of the best parts about being a New York transplant is getting to be HER for the holidays 050
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Can’t believe I have a full time job that’s just yapping, reading, holding space, and feeling power 080
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Trying to decipher service changes for the 4/5/6media.tenor.coma close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face .ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face . 170
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Crazy that a musical about the chilling effect of fascism on academic freedom and the collusion of university administration and municipal government in service of the surveillance state is more relevant now than when it was written in 2003 091
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Stephen Schwartz writing the drum kit parts for the Wicked scoremedia.tenor.coma close up of a person 's mouth in a dark room with a light coming out of it .ALT: a close up of a person 's mouth in a dark room with a light coming out of it . 140
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Should I rebrand my account to “Corey Stoll Updates” 180
Reposted by Giovanni’s Roombait’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY 112114
Reposted by Giovanni’s Roombathot catalog @thotcatalog.bsky.social · 23/11/2024(youth pastor voice) you know who else defied gravity 429949
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Posting cause @willraisesfunds.bsky.social told me I looked hot 5783
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Okay now when are we getting a Candide movie tho? 020
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Give me the beach boys and free my soul! 0110
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 22/11/2024These shits are too good—I cannot imagine living my little life without Muji 0110
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Aggressively checked out in the locker room by a guy I would have considered far out of my league 070
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Need to be mad at someone in Tabis so I can say “fuck you and the cloven hooves you walked in on!” 030
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 22/11/2024To have been a twenty-something when this shit dropped….. some of you will never understand 290
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Delancey and Essex if they were gay guys instead of streets 0102
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Brit Brit Brit Brit Brit like Brit popmedia.tenor.coma couple of stuffed animals are standing in the dirt .ALT: a couple of stuffed animals are standing in the dirt . 1100
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 20/11/2024If you want my love, try to unlock itmedia.tenor.coma woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face . 030
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I need to listen to Mean Girls (George Daniel Remix) about this 020
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 20/11/2024If you cross paths with someone wearing the same Uniqlo medium-weight jacket you have to fight to the death, those are the rules 060
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Huge thanks to my beard I couldn’t do it without him 0350
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I love a sexy lil knowledge worker in Carhartt 080
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I’m ready for Charli’s album covers to go back to normal on Spotify 2160
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 20/11/2024“You’re on my mind I’m feelin kinda nervous, but I like it Take my t-shirt off and do it right” is kinda the sexiest lyric of all time 010
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Hunter undergrad wearing Juicy velour pants and a Slipknot tote—the kids are alright 130
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 19/11/2024~the coat~ has not made an appearance on bsky yet 0140
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Bluesky won’t be real until NYCT starts doing live service updates like it did on twitter 150
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Always scary when you can’t determine if someone has an Irish accent or an obscure British accent—like you can’t get it wrong they don’t play about that 020
Giovanni’s Roomba @giovannisroomba.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I’m literally the deputy fire warden and about to be late to the fire drill—not my coworkers dying in a fire because I couldn’t get my ass up this morning 180
