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ND Stevenson

@gingerhaze.bsky.social
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have thalassophobia (fear of large things underwater) but the silly kind where I’m obsessed with seeking it out and I pretend that it’s a bit. Anyway the trailer for Whalefall came on before our movie and I remembered it is NOT a bit
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Teamed up with some pretty cool people for a merch line 👀 anarchists-united.org/merch/
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m too sleep deprived to be coy. I want to obliterate this song and its memory from planet earth
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
An off the cuff list of characters I have done this with and now I cannot be convinced they are anything but beautiful women:
Aragorn
Gandalf
Jack Sparrow
Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook
Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh
Javert
Achilles from Troy
Harold & Kumar
Richard Gere from Pretty Woman
Dr Cox from Scrubs
Crozier from The Terror
Oscar Isaac in Frankenstein 
Maui from Moana 
Ludo from Labyrinth
Beast from Beauty and the Beast
Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Now if it gets too real, you can always turn it off”
Hannah Einbender as Kris from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma runs from a scaaaaaary monster
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Underappreciated aspect of The L Word theme song is prominently featuring angel’s trumpets overhanging the iconic pool. Implying that these lesbians are having full psychotic breaks as a result of accidental prolonged exposure. Which actually explains a lot about The L Word
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fell in love with this weird skinny bear at the flea market and ended up falling down a rabbit hole about September Morn, THE biggest art scandal of the 1910s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septemb...
Framed postcard featuring said weird skinny bear posing shyly in a lakeBack of frame reading “September Morn in Californ, c. 1914 post card. Poem on reverse: “the old bear stood in the lake at dawn, and shivered and watched it shine; September Morn is a bear all right, but California is mine”September Morn the painting, featuring a naked lady posed shyly in a lake
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Lee get a picture of me looking like this guy”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Howwww is this my dog ten years ago vs my dog now. He is unstuck in time. He is being de-aged from the force of his love of chicken nuggets
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
America explain
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why…would you advertise this flavor though
A box of TheraBreath lozenges with the flavor “mandarin + mint”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I saw a cybertruck vinyl-wrapped with “cool” black and white wolf heads (artistic interpretation below) and when I pointed it out to my husband he bark-laughed so hard he shook the car
Imagine a shoebox with wheels and a third grader’s idea of a cool tattoo on the side. This is that
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I dragged Lee to the LA County Fair because I had such fond childhood memories of rides and lights and fried food, and here’s the thing: the time may as well have not passed at all because 20 years later, everyone is dressed EXACTLY THE SAME
Lee and Nate at the fairLee looking so handsome
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Also wrote this at the very beginning of this season before this episode came out lollllll
“The only direction I can see this season going is Ava and Deborah fake dating to get Deborah in the headlines (late-in-life lesbian turn great PR)(also now she claim to be oppressed for her sexuality when she needs to get out of something)”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Great thanks so much
A screencap of a Google search reading: “seasons of the year: when do they start and end? Spring starts September 1 and ends November 30; summer starts December 1 and ends February 28; fall (autumn) starts March 1 and…”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Today’s warmup: studies of an inconvenienced cat
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Modern day Willy wonka: Oompa Loompa dabbity dab, you’re doing that we think it is bad
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
As a former evangelical homeschooler, I never learned about dinosaurs. So sometimes at the immense age of 34 I encounter 5th grade-level dinosaur facts and get knocked on my entire ass
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You’re asleep so I’m writing this is a note to send later but I’m watching a science show and they just said that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was as powerful as 10 BILLION HIROSHIMAS!!!!!!

Almost every creature in 600 miles was killed on impact!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsunamis a half a mile tall!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The meteor was so deadly bc the region it hit (gulf of Mexico) is high in sulphur and it vaporized all the sulphur to become sulphide aerosols and then they mixed with seawater to cause like SUPER SUN BLOCKING CLOUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The plankton can’t do photosynthesis and THE BASE OF THE FOOD CHAIN IS KNOCKED OUT

THE PLANET COOLED BY AN AVERAGE OF 47 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT FOR UP TO 16 YEARS”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Transphobes on Instagram can be a great source of amusement because they will comment with their entire real profiles attached and that’s how you get gems like this
“Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, I am a dynamic professional with a unique blend of skills and interests”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I joked to my husband that I was going to redraw the Broship of the Ring as gay scenesters and then I started with Gimli and I uh. Got too distracted to draw the rest
Bear Gimli in jockstrap and harness
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Scarlet Morning has been shortlisted for the Indies Choice Book Awards 😭😭😭💖💖💖
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Four
“All the other pigs with the pumped up öats
Better run better run
Bröther may I have some”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Three kinds
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
There are two types of entries in my Notes app
“A well of souls 

Actors playing different parts in the same play
And at the curtain call, they all come out again. Everyone is alive. No one is lost.”“Clam casino”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wow wow Scarlet Morning won the Libby Award for best middle grade??? I love you librarians, I love you so much 😭💖🏴‍☠️
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I want only to haunt you, but you’re never there
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pokeymans are back. Here’s Arceus (courtesy of @katyfarina.bsky.social’s description)
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Britches and Chagrinia Hornibrook noticed you across the bar and you really hate their vibe
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One of these things on our roof has been squeaking nonstop in the wind so I looked it up and apparently its official name is a WHIRLYBIRD. I’ve been kept up all night by one of Peter Pan’s fuckin friends????
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Painting your office your favorite colors is highly medicinal
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bonus
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
11:30pm: let’s pretend this was all the hours of the day
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
?????pm
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
???pm
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
5pm: art
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
4pm: the big game part 2
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
3pm: the big game
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
12pm: interlude
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
10am: cool friends!!!
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
9am: crossword
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
HOURLY COMICS 2026 WE’RE DOING IT
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“Interview with a Spooky Scary Skeleton”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Joni time
Doodle with lyrics: “you let the wicked prosper, you let their children frisk like deer. My loves are dead or dying, but you don’t draw near.”
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
For anyone who has been victimized by Christmas Shoes this season: THESE are canonically the shoes in question
Slutty. The shoes are slutty. This woman is going to meet Jesus looking super slutty
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I peer pressured my husband into eating a sour candy and he looked at me like this in total betrayal
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Is this what the kids call a “liminal space”
An eerie photo of a misty JC Penney’s parking lot at nightLee walks down an unsettling dimly lit cinderblock alley next to some dumpsters A dog in a festive sweater appears unsettled, surrounded by shadows of unseen peopleThe author stands somberly against a chain link fence with a giant inflated snowman looming behind him
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Well, @rendy.bsky.social challenged me to make a Scarlet Morning modern day AU, and it was a challenge I could not resist
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
HarperCollins sent me this gorgeous commemorative copy of Scarlet Morning with leather binding and gilded edges and marbled endpapers??? 😭 I’m so flabbergasted it’s STUNNING
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
MICE loox
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