Sign in

dink jr

@gimmick.zone
89 followers 29 following 1.9K posts

blessed with so brainless a skull • icon by @gomayammy.bsky.social

PostsRepliesMedia
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 03/09/2026
ereader stickers update
the back of my ereader covered in annoying stickers eg a huge glittery pass the yaoi one
120
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 31/08/2026
IN SEPTEMBER?
weather predictions for thursday-monday. daily maximums are all 30c or above
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 24/08/2026
new bullshit cake im buyin
tiramisu basque cheesecake
000
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 23/08/2026
basically everything in this annoyed me but something that particularly grated me was the like. marvel cameo style references like this. who is this for
It was a disgrace to be seen inside such a cart, but it was the only way I could evade Galehaut and Gawain. The wooden bars of the cart were spaced wide apart, so that onlookers could see who was inside. I was spotted by many, and these sightings only contributed to the tales of my
madness. At the time I thought nothing of it, but the brief ride would stick to me. Even now, years later, I am still called the Knight of the Cart. If the criminals in the cart recognized me, however, they said nothing. All of us
were someplace else.
110
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 22/08/2026
come herereee we got yaoi and also maleagant gay. this bit is right after a very extended sequence about how galehaut is for real romantically in love with lancelot, which could mean nothing.
110
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 22/08/2026
LOVED googling this and seeing it’s oomfs historical rpf. anyway i also saw it immediately compared to song of achilles, which i hated, and which this book was also compared to so maybe. this book has like comedically dry writing though check out this abduction scene
200
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 15/08/2026
okay it is actually baiting the fuck out of me specifically to describe galehaut this way. there is a knight in lancelots orbit in the vulgate who matches this description and it’s NOT GALEHAUT
Then I saw him. He stood on the side of the arena, Bagotta's son and
squire. He had red hair and freckled skin and was dressed in fine samite. I watched as he wrapped Bagotta's shield in a protective cloth. With a delicate touch, he removed her horse's leather barding. He was swift, attentive, methodical. When he was done with his tasks, he picked up her
lance, appreciating its heft.
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 14/08/2026
people were passing out and vomiting trying to beat absolute virtue in ffxi back in the day so that’s probably the closest there is
Absolute Virtue uses Benediction to restore most of its HP after 30
hours of battle.
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 12/08/2026
saw this on tumblr and i cant believe this. what are we doing here.
tumblr poll for “what is your favourite romantic dynamic involving a knight”. the results are knight/knight 8.3%, knight/princess or prince 43%, knight/queen or king 10.6%, knight/witch 13.6%, knight/dragon 21.5%, other 3%
130
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 17/07/2026
a red backed fairywren!!! i was hoping to see one!!!
male red backed fairywren in front of a pile of branches
000
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 11/07/2026
complaining about like every retelling i’ve read while chipping at prose maleagant
tumblr post by cheaphalloweencostume “ when i finally drop a published work after i talked all this shit and its Orc City level dogwater
literature>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>”
020
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 11/07/2026
saw a recently released arthurian retelling with galehaut in it which made me Very interested. checked some reviews. laughed
As someone who loves and is deeply interested in Arthuriana and medieval lit in general, this book should've been enjoyable. Unfortunately, it feels like it was written for neopagans and "The Song of Achilles" enjoyers at the great expense of anyone who cares about Arthuriana.
210
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 04/07/2026
waow
Estimated tax refund of $14.31
020
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 02/07/2026
im a 30 year old man
shelf covered in zenos plushes
110
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 01/07/2026
hi everyone im making a callout post for chicken due to whatever this is
guac inside a hotdog bunguac inside a hotdog bun and there’s a hotdog in it also
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 26/06/2026
fountain pen era might be on the cards after all due to i need to eat this thing so bad
pink fountain pen with green cap. the colours are really pleasant and edible
030
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 27/05/2026
ordered this cake for pickup on the weekend you wish you were me
chocolate and strawberry cake. it’s more cream than cake
020
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 06/05/2026
fucked up my diaspora host the worst anyones ever done it completely unsalvageable by like y40 ohhhhh myyyy godddd
granblue fantasy causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 30/04/2026
you literally wish you were me
choco banana caramel cake
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 29/04/2026
australians have got to get better at naming food i seriously can’t go on
box of “hot foldys”. unappealing looking bread and cheese lumps
110
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 23/04/2026
wrong one sorry
rolling maleagant in granblue fantasy
230
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 15/04/2026
i got a new maleagant comm back!! from mahoyoma on vgen
lineless drawing of maleagant against a stormy sky
030
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 12/04/2026
epic of gilgamesh update
chart with original publication year on the y axis and read date/year on the z axis with dots representing the points of books i’ve read. the chart is completely unreadable because the original publication year goes back to -1820
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 12/04/2026
i really really really like this (the dots and blank spaces indicate missing words/lines)
tenth day,
Enkidu’s illness [blank]
An eleventh and a twelfth [blank]
In his bed, Enkidu [blank]
He called out to Gilgamesh and [blank]
“My friend, I have been cursed to [blank]
When in battle [blank]
I feared war [blank]
My friend, those who in war [blank]
I, who in war [blank]”
[seven blank lines]
A full page of blank linesA partial page of three blank lines; the end of the Tablet
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 10/04/2026
realised i never recorded the tain on storygraph so now this chart is even more unreadable
chart with original publication year on the y axis and read date/year on the z axis with dots representing the points of books i’ve read. the chart is basically unreadable because the original publication year goes back to 800
110
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 24/03/2026
wait this one as well
tumblr reblog chain.
pjackk: What does hate fuck mean ?
noelle-ism: when hate someone so much you fuck them
pjackk: The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars ❓
04016
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 24/03/2026
while everyone is posting their favourite pjackks in mourning heres one of mine
tumblr post by datadegroove of an image saying “this man gucci’d down to the socks but need $4” with prototype jack next to the text. 

reblog by pjackk:
Tf u tryia start with me Bitch i dont need yo dam broke ass 4$ i need a lot more cuz ive got vision & a world u dont even fckin know about going on its going on in my head and my arts gona make it a reality through lyrical storytelling fucking broke ass keep yo fourdolars i need 40000$ i need 4000000000$ cuiz i can imagine shit u dont even know is real and some of it isnt its called:
Creativity, u heard of it well probably not fucking stupid ass hey stupid ass choke on my pussy bitch make me feel good while u feel bad bitch my world has so more colors than yours i got real shit going on every day so fuck U stupid,moronic babble online all day because U dont know how to make a man feel good,but i do, today i used my special drill hands make someone feel so good i dont know his namwe but hes so beutiful and you will never meet someone like him. You will never even be close to a man like him,the way his smile was addicting to me, and how his baskets ball shorts were fluttered in the breeze. I made him feel so good. You dont do shit with your mouth other than spew toxic clouds out your mouth called Bull shit lies. i made him feel so good
16438
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 13/03/2026
can't fucking believe i have to play xiv again
announcement for shinryu unreal
000
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 11/03/2026
Catia:
I went to gay castle and had to suck off twelve knights to get in the gates, for this custom was established thirty years ago when-
1126
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 09/03/2026
the message box should not be this cluttered what are we doing
mobile discord message bar crowded out by a bunch of icons
020
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 06/03/2026
my purple flaming katana if you even give a fuck
screenshot of my elin character holding a massive katana with purple fire on it
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 01/03/2026
💯
Rough knight: Pssh, you're missing out. Nothing tops a man topping another man.
040
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 21/02/2026
right so i picked this up earlier today and didnt check it when i got home so guess what i was greeted with when i went to eat some just now
grape cake all mushed up in the corner of the box
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 19/02/2026
got some maleagant scribbles from m0n0shi on vgen
rough headshot of maleagant making an annoyed/disgusted facerough headshot of maleagant cute smilerough headshot of maleagant making an annoyed pout
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 14/02/2026
ok i beat the game
silk panty of loytel item in elin
020
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 13/02/2026
me when i fucking GET youcat under blanket edited to look like its cryingstick figure going “hmm today i will” and then slowly cryingdeep fried emoji sweating looking panicked captioned it’s all painfully real lol
100
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 08/02/2026
every time i post about how you should read kotc you have to imagine me doing it with this expression.
scruffy looking cat making an inscrutable expression at the viewer captioned “Yea hi so it look's like u have sashemi. Thats intchesting”
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 01/02/2026
all these guys are fucking gay and having sex with each other
puppygirl lancelot:
Hang on Gerbert is borrowing the knight of the cart motif. Not the same characters but seeing a chapter named that did throw me

erune foundation taste tester:
hey

puppygirl lancelot:
In this one it's a punishment where if you lose to the local lord you get stripped naked and a horse-collar put on you while you pull his wagon through the town and everyone degrades you???Tristran, I can tell you, was adept at every game and pastime - chess, backgammon, dice. At hunting in wood and river he was more skilled than any man; if he turned his hand to juggling tricks he surpassed them all; when it came to swordsmanship no one could compare; as for wrestling, he threw and pinned down every knight at court! He was tested by the finest and beat them all!
When Sir Gawain saw him getting the better of everyone, he wanted to try his strength against him in a wrestling bout. In private, in a chamber in his house well away from watching eyes, they went and wrestled with all their strength. They strained and flushed, took many a tumble, for both were strong and tough indeed. But Tristran was the better wrestler, and with a deft sweep of his knee he brought Gawain down and had him pinned beneath him: he fell on his belly with such force that he nearly crushed him.
Then he jumped straight up again, and with a good-natured laugh he pressed his hand on the clasp at Gawain's breast and said:
'What do you make of my wrestling, Sir Gawain? You've seen enough to judge! You had me down just now, but you're the boss!'
Gawain stood up and smiled, and said to Tristran, with warm affection: 'Yes, I had you down - right on my belly! I tell you, I'm never going to take you on again - you nearly finished me! You're a far better wrestler than I!’
And off they went, laughing and joking.
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 01/02/2026
this tweet is a seminal text for njpw posting but it’s also genuinely how getting into arthuriana feels
tweet by snowboiiii that reads “me last g1: woah this is the best tournament ever these matches are
unreal
me this g1: woah this is the best tournament ever all these guys are fucking gay and having sex with each other”
160
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 01/02/2026
this cant keep happening
play time 103 hours
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 30/01/2026
if you're wondering why i'm taking so long on the vulgate i bought this game a month ago
play time 94.8 hours
120
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 26/01/2026
so you can imagine i was very surprised to find out they also spontaneously generate in the appropriate npc's inventory by seeing them used as a throwing weapon. by this npc in particular.
Shadow of Mysilia "Ashland" throws a silk panty of Ashland.
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 25/01/2026
can we get my harem some cooking classes they cant keep giving me lunchboxes like this
Inside:
a weed stew
a gelatin jelly
a gelatin mousse
a coffee beans salad
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 23/01/2026
what did they mean by this
When we were with Scáthach, by dint of our usual valour we would fare forth together and traverse every land. You were my loved comrade, my kin and kindred. Never found I one dearer. Sad will be your death.Then each of them went towards the other and put an arm around the other's neck and kissed him thrice.
010
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 23/01/2026
maleagant scribble #myart
line drawing of maleagant biting his thumb in frustration
082
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 20/01/2026
mm.
discord go live popup on scrivener for some reason
000
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 16/01/2026
it’s 4 in the morning…
26C feels like 30.2C
000
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 16/01/2026
you know my fat ass is SEATED
listing for mudcake hot cross buns
100
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 04/01/2026
do you remember how we used to run
despy saying “Don’t say that you hate me. I’ve been searching for you for so long.”hiromu saying to despy “But keep on loving me, and we’re sure to have a great match. Okay, Desperado?”despy’s “I love you so much I want to kill you” shirt designhiromu saying “He is… El Desperado. He’s nothing else but El Desperado.”
021
dink jr @gimmick.zone · 31/12/2025
Im buying expensive jam and i really like these options. do you guys do like a regular size one or no.
dropdown menu with 1kg, 190 grams and 55 grams as options
010