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1. There's a reason why James Garfield is the only President in US history to be elected directly from the House. 2. There's a reason every Congressman/woman who wants to be President runs for either the Senate or Governor. AOC will not be a special case. Go run for Senate.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@jbrewer17.bsky.social any interest in an Allen & Ginter JJ Wetherholt RC /199 rip card (unripped)?

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

so I was rear-ended the other day at a stop light. Woman who hit me apologized for doing so. We exchanged insurance information and details, she went on her way. ACPD showed up and took a report on her hitting me. I filed a claim with her insurance company. Hadn't heard anything back after a week.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Weird, I wonder what the hush-money case was about? I guess we'll never know.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The purpose of DOGE was to destroy American institutional capacity and knowledge while also diminishing America's ability to project soft power around the world. These two tasks explicitly benefit Russia.

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Andrew Facini @andrewfacini.com · 02/10/2026

Ah yes this one, in which they also messed up the unit by a factor of 1000 (and forgot to label the yield of dropping a 6-foot person)

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am absolutely convinced that during the pandemic, places like McDonald's saw people paying $15 door dash fees to get a big Mac, and the BoD responded "wait, they'll pay how much for this shit?"

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

13th century version of dropping your phone in a porta potty. It's gone, man.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eric Schmitt don't know ball.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dean Kremer's performance today in game 162 today put me in the money on my dynasty league. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"don't bring a beverage to a job interview" is on par with "you better be clean shaven if you interview with me." Fuck everything about those people.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One thing that's consistent across all of the polls is Paxton's clear ceiling.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think he also finished 2025 in a pretty lackluster fashion, too. I will admit, seeing those first 50 games this year made me think "uh oh, I guess we know where the outlier was"

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Absolutely love this dial finish. While this watch isn't COSC certified l, I ran a few checks on it and it's running about +3sec/day, which would be within COSC standard. Have thoughts on the full lineup if anyone on here is into watches/looking to buy a watch soon.

Eggshell finish on blue dial Gallet Multichron Pilot

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm worried if he's really gone from having a half hour conversation on the phone with that CNN dude to this in a matter of a few weeks.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know it's me bearing the indelible stamp of my lowly origin, but god damnit I love Bean and Barbour weather.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Reds talking heads can shuuuuuuut the fuck up about Elly's play.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So I think this comes from his shin guard. Awesome.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I bet this is what aliens think it's like when they kidnap your meemaw.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hunter Biden would love nothing more than to be subpoena'd here. This is what we would call a blunder by the Senator.

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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is corruption of the highest order. Susan Collins delivered millions in taxpayer dollars for a corrupt donor bankrolling her campaign, and then Donald Trump helped her cover it up. No wonder she voted with him 96% of the time and has rubberstamped his agenda to hurt Maine.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

These people are always hosting panels and presentations on this cookey shit. I'm always surprised at how much of the research is backed by UVA.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

not sure if they're capable of this kind of 5D chess, but hopefully this wasn't a plan designed to get him away from the spotlight for the next month and a half.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@cardscategories.bsky.social @mcouill7.bsky.social @jbrewer17.bsky.social Okay guys, I have a decision to make: Sell, Trade, or Hold (do nothing) - Sell '26 Mis RC auto (non-#) for $325 - Trade it for '24 EDLC RC auto/10 Stars of MLB variant + $50 - Do nothing, Mis can only go up, obviously.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

IMO the only person who gave that task the ol' college try was Buttigieg.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The weather this morning is bullshit.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Related, the burden doesn't lie with the skeptic to prove rocks *don't* have sentience. It's up to the credulous sophist to provide a shred of evidence.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The mind is what the brain does.

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John Light @johnalight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"The Republican nominee for a seat in the Florida House of Representatives marched alongside neo-Nazis at the deadly 2017 “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, a new Talking Points Memo investigation can reveal."

talkingpointsmemo.com

Exclusive: He Marched With Nazis in Charlottesville. Now He’s Expected to Join the Florida Legislature.

The Republican nominee for a seat in the Florida House of Representatives...

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watermelon season is coming to an end and this is a problem for me. I need a replacement level snack for the fall. Ready, go.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Seems credible to me that China would want to spread the notion far and wide that surveillance states are bad and should be opposed loudly and publicly.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Welp. The new War on Drugs single is exactly what I needed.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Whoever told him this was a good idea should stay in charge of ads.

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Norm Macdonald's bit about being present at 9/11 was much funnier and way less unsettling because it was a bit, not a North Korean-style propaganda piece.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

since I haven't seen anyone else mention where this wet shitheap actually was, and I happen to remember it clearly, here he is literally during 9/11 calling into WWOR in Jersey to brag about how he now has the biggest building in New York:

youtu.be

Donald Trump Calls Into WWOR/UPN 9 News on 9/11

YouTube video by FOX 5 New York

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Ashton Gilmore @gilmore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You know, John McGuire not being on this list might be a decent indicator he thinks he's in deep shit. Or this group of losers thinks he's not worthy of a speaking spot. Either way, ha.

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