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Gilles

@gillesy.bsky.social
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Patiently waiting to like a photo of your dog

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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 3h
Relegate them to the NPL East and punish them with Yorkshireball.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 3h
And proud.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 3h
Two clubs. Twice the misery.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 3h
Seriously though we also had Ed Francis for a while and he was class.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 3h
Yes, at Gateshead we’ve got Jody Hiwula up top. Thank you Man City.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 3h
Can I get a bit of credit here please?
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 15h
He was outstanding. I don’t know anyone better at receiving the ball on the turn. And his two yellows were soft. I thought top 4 was a good aim for this season and I’ve seen nothing so far to suggest that’s unreasonable. Think only Arsenal and City are better.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 15h
I thought City were going to go on to win it but no doubt the red card accelerated that and increased the margin. Outside all the hoo hah, we did very well against the league leaders when it was XI v XI, despite missing key players.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 15h
He isn’t reading the room. Most people are just delighted ‘cause Liverpool got beat. They don’t care about the charges.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 17h
I’m blocked too. I got blocked by a red for criticising Isak. I assume it’s him because I am uncontroversial on the BlueSky app.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 18h
A Scotsman receiving good news
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 19h
This Premier League season
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 19h
Two horror challenges from Gravenberch. He had no choice.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 20h
If I had a time machine I’d travel forward about 18 months and see whether Wirtz has ‘come good’ or not. Save us all a lot of time.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 22h
At my first part-time job (BHS) there was an airless windowless staff room that had a ‘smoking area’ in one corner.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 23h
I love watching This Life and seeing them smoking tabs at their desks.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 23h
Lose points for AI
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When you’re weighing a chicken
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Loads of people on Facebook adapting the “it’s the train driver I feel sorry for” approach towards a disturbed young man being killed by a tiger. Such a compassionate country.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Full day of sport. BTCC. F1. Liverpool v Cheatchester Deceity. Also got to prep for a job interview tomorrow.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know those eccentric people who live and dress like they’re in the 1940s or something? Well I’m think I’m of doing the same but 90s.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We’ve got them in the FA Cup next Saturday.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Been to that place all you perverts bleat on about
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You at Stafford Rangers today?
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My best mate’s lass works on one of his shows. I am going to verify this.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We’ll sing “der der der der, cheating bastards” and they’ll beat us 3-0.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Overheard train chat between two tough-looking youths: Youth one: “I got déjà vu, man. I saw this dog and felt like I’d seen it before.” Youth two: “That’s not déjà vu. You just saw a dog twice.”
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Howler of a penalty decision in the SkyBet there.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still got the tyre marks on it.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just went to buy tickets for Halifax and it’s cash on the gate only. We’ve got our country back.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes but th rather than ff.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had my dad’s wake there. Lovely spread.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But say the ‘birth’ bit fast.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Eggbirth
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Strange name, strange guy. I have no idea why he has a South African accent.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone on tv just said the fuel crisis was a deliberate move to stop us travelling. No, it’s a deliberate move by very rich people to get more money from normal people. Just like it always is.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think he is making some sort of point about the historic importance of football to working class communities. Funny how he claims everyone knew they were cheating except Pep mind 😃
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Trivago guy?
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First thing I thought too.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tag the Americans
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Was woken from a dream by my phone ringing. Called it back, and the number doesn’t exist. What can this all mean?
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would you like a side of our Depraved Fries with that my guy?
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’ll be on Jake Humphrey’s podcast before you know it. I can’t wait.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“I decided on a short career-break and now I’m refreshed and ready to work cross-functionally alongside internal teams to maximise shareholder value.” Dead easy.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What airline? My nephew does that exact job at MCR but they’re employed by the airline not the airport.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been out watching your lot tonight. Some side. That Lashley kid is unbelievable.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watched it the other day. Class. His wife seems lovely.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who is that? It’s doing my head in.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She was 14, I was 7. She is the nonce if anyone is.
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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