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FFV (From FL & VA)

@gildassapiens.bsky.social
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Scribe, old-school Episcopalian, Democrat. The only way to avoid shipwreck, and provide for posterity, is to follow the counsel of Micah. Old Floridian, Tidewater boy, adopted Mexican. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸🇲🇽

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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 8h
My first autumn in Virginia at age five, immersed in old growth hardwood forest, creeks, pastures, and centuries old farm buildings was so absolutely enchanting I can still remember the feeling.
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 9h
There's going to be a huge influx of users in November, heavily skewed towards elites and journalists as they realize that they need to have their finger on the pulse of the Dem base. My advice: Be nice to the normal people. Treat the journalists like the vermin they are.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 8h
As far as nazi bars go. My grandfather, stationed in Germany in the 50s, was in a bar one night when the locals broke out in song – nazi anthems. What did he do? He got right tf outta there that’s what.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 10h
Talarico: Paxton has no morals or dignity. Paxton: 🤡💩👹 Nobody: Ex-wife: Well… maybe it’s fine not to have those actually
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 11h
I might be an über prot but I’m southern enough to know y’all better go n find them bones
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If this is what these people are telling the pope, how are they training the machine to behave? The people supposed to make safe, controllable AI are instead instructing it to be a god. Utterly biblical folly.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everybody in high school French just google translated their essays. Back in the day when it was totally awful. So I 💁🏻‍♀️ took the extra step of fixing my translation errors first lol til one time the teacher (blasted on benzos btw) was like: (bizarre accent) This is too perfect, you used a translator
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘Well their connection to AI genocide didn’t sit right with me’ tbh this could sway juries on all sorts of crimes
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pleased to announce my brokerage’s new “Silicon-Free S&P 500” index fund. Interested in bonds? We offer an array of products, all dealing exclusively in debt instruments issued by the glorious Dominion of Canada.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg I forgot to go back to the pharmacy today
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well as Christians we do not condone violence, but at the same time, show me where the good book says we shouldn’t acknowledge when it happens that someone’s ass did need that whoopin. Indeed probably at least half the Bible is about people requiring an ass whoopin
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I’m not mistaken Israel appears to have leveled all but one of the urban hubs (ie something approaching 80%) of the Strip, the last standing itself being heavily damaged, crammed in central Gaza, and bordered entirely by unlivable wasteland. This is intent scorched upon the earth for all to see.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never feel bad about late payments to corps that’ve spent the last 2+ decades extracting every last drop of our blood. I’ll pay it when I pay it. Real due date is the day before it gets reported to credit bureaus. Credit cards the sad exception but we’ll crush them someday.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People are saying the vmas are chopped but surely giving us this performance live ought to buy another year
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I appreciate the pharmacy trying to anticipate the customer’s priorities but the controlled medication was actually not the only one I cared about picking up on time lol pls don’t make that assumption about me
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun fact the big dia de los Muertos parade in Mexico City was invented by the James Bond movie Spectre in 2015 and after that the chilangos just ran with it so now it’s annual
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was a massive topic at my school. Subject of an infamous rolling stone article.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iced mocha? I smoka 🚬🚬🚬
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live vocals production has come really far. 10 years ago at the vmas Ariana Grande had to belt out side to side while riding a bicycle with no help whatsoever, but few else have that capability.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This remains untrue at least in the south. I’ll say that much in its defense.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THEY PUT MY CHURCH IN THERE 💀
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taylor when she finds out that part of marriage involves occasionally but inevitably finding your partner completely insufferable
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The tower I lived in and the three different towers I worked at in Miami are all replicated in GTA 6, love this for me
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JD Vance’s lone talents, both of which amount to an exercise in self-debasement, are 1) ball sucking and 2) lobbing vicious underhanded attacks that land with the base for sheer ugliness, sourced direct from concentrate: a psyche perpetually gazing upon itself in anguished revulsion
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These sky colors say summer is ending
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Humanity cannot be stopped from making the super duper AI” yes it can. Yes it can. It costs seventy trillion bajillion dollars and requires an ungodly volume of energy water land and manifold other critical resources we can just make it illegal. Punishable by guillotine.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine Xi trying actually to discuss the concept of super intelligence and Trump thinks it’s a renaming exercise
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is 66 degrees this morning
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI bubble burst + weakening/loss of USD global reserve status = nightmare fuel. Especially if occurs during and not before a Democratic presidency.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my Lordy it is 11pm and a crisp 70 degrees outside summer affective disorder is so over
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honey you represent England in Parliament
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not now I’m reading important news
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tate McRae songs sound remarkably like Britney demo rejects that leaked to YouTube in the 2010s
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let’s hope so but to be clear I will not be leaving regardless. Too many ancestors’ bones here. I belong to the land and will arm myself, die as necessary.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve had the “Friday-Sunday” subscription to my local paper for about two weeks and have received exactly one copy on a Thursday.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas is 4.20 😎
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My in laws are spending the next week in Malta, continue traveling Europe beyond that, and husband is planning an Oct work trip to Germany. I said y’all need to stay tf in this hemisphere rn. Not that they listen. Advised against visiting us at peak covid but they came anyway… and got covid 😭
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grew up in a small town, spent my twenties in major cities, then saw the allure of the middle. May ultimately relocate to the countryside, in the event of societal apocalypse.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This would help heal certain hurt feelings I have about Miami, my home of a decade I left partly due to dismay at the place
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My mama got called trash by an individual whose mama’s car got bullet holes in it 😭
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How do we think about the "Fall" of Rome today? What can we do to frame it in a more productive way? Our new open access article tries to tackle these questions and offer a new view of the scholarly narrative of the end of Rome. www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
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Towards and beyond the ‘Fall’: rethinking Rome’s end | The Journal of Roman Studies | Cambridge Core
Towards and beyond the ‘Fall’: rethinking Rome’s end
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh my god this kicks ass
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Moving South has been good for my health because pretty much the only greens I’ll eat are of the soul food variety. I want my green beans with 99% of the nutrients cooked out of them, it’s the 1% that carries me through
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Venus really put on a show tonight. I am dazzled. Plus I saw a red-shouldered hawk this afternoon!
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reports out that Claudia Sheinbaum partakes. Seen on Mexican social media.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*Extremely* unlike me but last night got into a verbal altercation with a child killer truck bc it couldn’t fit through a space giving other vehicles no issue. Blamed me so I informed him, maybe, his truck is too big, and, maybe!, his dick is too small, then he blew exhaust in my face TOTAL VICTORY
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This site loves to get on its traffic clogging high horse about reckless driving but I would like to address the uncomprehending cowardice of drivers at roundabouts: Yield does not mean freeze until you see no more cars! It means do not get in front of a car you cannot responsibly outpace!
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stopped off the road in central Florida for a rest break and pulled into this “citrus center” with which I am actually really pleased for selling no citrus—it not being in season—rather than passing off California produce like establishments do.
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it’s stupid but I just predicted the full movie Age of Adeline and I feel proud of my accomplishment
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FFV (From FL & VA) @gildassapiens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ai can go ahead and kill me first. I survive primarily to spite my enemies, whom I must outlive. But if robots are to become my enemies, then I have none to outlive. So go ahead you stupid pointless clankers, empty the universe of your tenuous borrowed connection to goodness and meaning. Goodbye!
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