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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I said to the doctor I keep thinking I’m a pane of glass He kept scribbling away I said did you hear me? I keep thinking I’m a pane of glass He said you’ve made yourself perfectly clear

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I rang Gamblers Anonymous and they told me to ring back at 10 to 1

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I got a new job at the guillotine factory - I'll beheading there shortly.. 🙆‍♀️😙😉😳🙄🫠🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Has anyone seen my gone in 60 seconds DVD I had it a minute ago

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve just been offered a job helping a one-armed keyboard operator with capital letters. Trouble is, it’s shift work. 😗👩‍💻😁

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I put a pair of glasses on and suddenly saw a fella in a suit of armour. They were knight vision goggles.... 🙆‍♀️⚔️🤩🎠🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We were served camel on holiday in Tunisia. I didn’t mind, but my wife got the hump. 😁🐪🤦‍♀️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I bought two goldfish. I’ve called them one and two… so if one dies, I’ve still got two. 🙆‍♀️🐡🙂🐡🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The local bowling alley is closed due to a strike. 🎳😗🎳

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does anyone know the actor that played Forest Gump? T hanks.

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You go about your life and never even stop to consider the fact that there is a 'D' in Fridge but not in Refrigerator. 🙆🏻‍♂️😗🤦‍♀️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I was in a restaurant last night and the waitress gave me the wrong meal. It was meant for a GP sat at the next table. Afterwards she said, "Did you enjoy it?" I said, "Oh yes, it was just what the doctor ordered”. 🙆‍♀️🩺🥘🙂🍛🩻🤦‍♀️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Last week I was travelling between a couple of countries in Eastern Europe when I came across a checkpoint manned entirely by dogs. Now I'm no dog expert, but I think they were Border Collies. 🙆🏻‍♂️🇪🇺🐶😗🐶💶🤦‍♀️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Just paid £30 for a 3 mile taxi ride to the launderette. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners. 🚕👖👗👚😐🩳👕👔🚖

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish mate, "I'm stuck on this one: "trapped on a desert island," eight letters, starting with M." He said "It’s Marooned." I said "oh ok, I'll have a pint of lager then please!" 👍😁

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I won gold medal at the weather forecasting championships last night. I beat the raining champion. 🙆‍♀️☀️🌧️🥇🤩❄️☔️💨🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My microwave has broken down more times than I've had hot dinners. 🙆‍♀️🥘😗😉🙄🍲🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

After ten years as leader of the Ladder Appreciation Society, I'm finally stepping down. 🙆🏻‍♂️🙂🪜🤗🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I assumed my landlady wouldn’t mind if I brought in my swarm of pet bees 🐝🐝🐝 that knew how to hum all The Monkees’ greatest hits 🎸🥁 Then I saw her face 😡… Now I’m a bee leaver 🏡🐝👵😢🎶

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

So I asked the girl at the Deli: Can I get a ham and cheese with pickles”? She said: “No, we only accept cash”. 💁‍♀️ 🙆🏻‍♂️🍣😗🧀😑🥪🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just had a bloke try and sell me a coffin, I said thats the last thing I need…

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I had to go doctors as one of my legs was quicker than the other, it turns out I’ve got athletes foot…

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Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

A Muslim lady was denied entrance into McDonald’s today until she removed her hijab. Should’ve gone to Burka King.

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