Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Has anyone seen my gone in 60 seconds DVD I had it a minute ago 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve just been offered a job helping a one-armed keyboard operator with capital letters. Trouble is, it’s shift work. 😗👩💻😁 010
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I put a pair of glasses on and suddenly saw a fella in a suit of armour. They were knight vision goggles.... 🙆♀️⚔️🤩🎠🤦🏻♂️ 021
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We were served camel on holiday in Tunisia. I didn’t mind, but my wife got the hump. 😁🐪🤦♀️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I bought two goldfish. I’ve called them one and two… so if one dies, I’ve still got two. 🙆♀️🐡🙂🐡🤦🏻♂️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Does anyone know the actor that played Forest Gump? T hanks. 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You go about your life and never even stop to consider the fact that there is a 'D' in Fridge but not in Refrigerator. 🙆🏻♂️😗🤦♀️ 010
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was in a restaurant last night and the waitress gave me the wrong meal. It was meant for a GP sat at the next table. Afterwards she said, "Did you enjoy it?" I said, "Oh yes, it was just what the doctor ordered”. 🙆♀️🩺🥘🙂🍛🩻🤦♀️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Last week I was travelling between a couple of countries in Eastern Europe when I came across a checkpoint manned entirely by dogs. Now I'm no dog expert, but I think they were Border Collies. 🙆🏻♂️🇪🇺🐶😗🐶💶🤦♀️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just paid £30 for a 3 mile taxi ride to the launderette. I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners. 🚕👖👗👚😐🩳👕👔🚖 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish mate, "I'm stuck on this one: "trapped on a desert island," eight letters, starting with M." He said "It’s Marooned." I said "oh ok, I'll have a pint of lager then please!" 👍😁 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I won gold medal at the weather forecasting championships last night. I beat the raining champion. 🙆♀️☀️🌧️🥇🤩❄️☔️💨🤦🏻♂️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My microwave has broken down more times than I've had hot dinners. 🙆♀️🥘😗😉🙄🍲🤦🏻♂️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 01/09/2026After ten years as leader of the Ladder Appreciation Society, I'm finally stepping down. 🙆🏻♂️🙂🪜🤗🤦🏻♂️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I assumed my landlady wouldn’t mind if I brought in my swarm of pet bees 🐝🐝🐝 that knew how to hum all The Monkees’ greatest hits 🎸🥁 Then I saw her face 😡… Now I’m a bee leaver 🏡🐝👵😢🎶 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So I asked the girl at the Deli: Can I get a ham and cheese with pickles”? She said: “No, we only accept cash”. 💁♀️ 🙆🏻♂️🍣😗🧀😑🥪🙄🤦🏻♂️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just had a bloke try and sell me a coffin, I said thats the last thing I need… 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I had to go doctors as one of my legs was quicker than the other, it turns out I’ve got athletes foot… 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 31/07/2026A Muslim lady was denied entrance into McDonald’s today until she removed her hijab. Should’ve gone to Burka King. 010
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The contractor who recently finished remodelling my kitchen has just been charged with counterfitting. 🙆♀️😗😉😆🤦🏻♂️ 011
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I had an appointment with a fortune teller this morning. 🔮 She told me a lot of money was coming my way. I left all excited and got run over by a Securicor van! 🙆♀️😗💷🚚💷🥹🤦🏻♂️ 010
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I had to come home from the disco over the weekend after not feeling well… turns out I had Saturday night fever. 🪩🎵🎶🕺🤒🕺🪩🎶🎵 010
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I went fishing this afternoon and there was this fella splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, "I can't swim! I can't swim!" 😱 I said: "It's alright, pointing at a nearby sign, "It says no swimming”🙆🏻♂️😊🏊♀️🫠🤦🏻♂️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 27/07/2026When I was young, I had everything handed to me on a plate. Soup was a nightmare. 🙆♀️😗🍽️😐🤦🏻♂️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My girlfriend accused me of being a cheapskate, refusing to spend on even the most basic items, she was so annoyed, she went into the kitchen and tore all our plates in half. 🙆♀️🍽️🙂🍽️🤦♀️ 000
Jokes @giggleaway.bsky.social · 17/07/2026🙄 I accidentally dropped some ice cubes into a pot of boiling water and now I can't find them.. 🙆♀️🧊😗😉🙂🧊🤦🏻♂️ 000
