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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 7h

The 2XLs are headed to the donation bin. XLs, keep your heads on a swivel.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent”

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My first car was a ‘57 Chevy. It wasn’t a sexy candle-apple-red coupe, it was a white four-door sedan. A barge. But it had the fins. My god, the fins. It cost 2,000 bucks. In 1985. My dad surprised me with it. He found it Hemming’s Motor News. His bible.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I mean there’ll be a lot to dismantle in DC once he’s gone, but I say we start with what he’s done to the Capitol dome.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I regret nothing. I REGRET NOTHING.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

From the NPR Fall TV Preview. The heart wants what it wants, people.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I mean I’m not from Jersey but I grew up close enough that I could whip a battery and hit it so guess this works. I did spend my formative years manifesting a reaction formation to my parents’ DelCo accent, so that might complicate things a bit, hon.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Let’s go ahead and rename these jamokes while we’re at it. America Geese makes more sense anyway. I mean it’s not like they’re polite or good at improv.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Canadian government could do a very funny thing with this body of water near Yellowknife, NT.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If this heist doesn’t involve pinball machines or ladybug picnics GTFO

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Dollygram. In all her glory.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The interactive screen at the Dollywood Museum in October 2019. Choose a topic, get a quote about it from Dolly.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

“3 people found this helpful” is what I keep returning to

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Yesterday’s CONNECTIONS. The category itself? Pretty gay. Getting it first? Super gay. AP level gay. Defcon: Fuchsia gay. Wayland Flowers and/or Madam gay.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Bless my soul! Hercule’s on a roll! Prob’ly goes on grindr to show off his pole n’ hole! What a pro Herc could stop a show Just ignore what Christie’s novels have to say though He’s now a fuckboi Oh boy oh boy ‘Stache is a sextoy So coy so coy

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

So lookit the knotty pine came with the house. We’re stuck with it for now, but it will change. (And yes, I do quote AHS Jessica Lange in re: knotty pine, often. Incessantly. F finds it hilarious every time. He’s not sick of it at all.) Anyway not the point. The point is THIS inquisitive bitch.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Editor didn’t understand this joke - and I’m not 100% on it either, to be honest - but let me keep it.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

My grandfather had a garden; he would take me out to it every time I visited and god I was so bored. Dirt and zucchini or whatever. Woo. But we’re doing tomatoes and basil and sage and cilantro and he didn’t tell me you can like rub the leaves between your fingers and it’s fucking magic.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The full review has a few cheap shots at Bruce Willis - years before his condition was public - that I can’t stand by. But this is a solid joke that I stand by and I stand by it hard. I stand by it like I’m Wil Wheaton & the night has come & the land is dark & the moon is the only light we’ll see.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Here’s that deep dive into Fezziwig lore you’ve all been clamoring for since 1843 Who is he? Where does he come from? What does he want? Who caters his parties? Does he have like a go-to events planner or does he mix it up, depending on the occasion? Does he offer guests a choice of chicken or fish

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Don’t let Ormund be the banker. He’ll keep slipping himself money every time your back is turned. HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S3 E5 www.npr.org/2026/07/19/n...

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Also the last bit here. The structure of kaiju names is a joke machine.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Watching Pacific Rim, and wondering if we covered it on the show, and it turns out I reviewed its sequel and took the time to address the performative snobbery that films like Pacific Rim and its sequel and superhero movies are subject to, and indont hate it.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

F: Complains that I’m killing them and takes over. Deluges the plants daily. Sometimes twice or three times. Does no research. Why do research? Plants need water, duh. The plants bloom, exult, thrive. You have just learned everything there is to know about our relationship.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Had to explain this Buffy joke to my editor. But it made t through. For the six people who’ll get it.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Canada will be in Eurovision next year. Let’s do this.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

“A ship - a magnificent ship - full of gay men.” - P. LuPone

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

To YOU, it really really seems to. A tremendous lot. An amount that seems exhausting, frankly. To THEM, though? The bros whose merest grudging, diffident tolerance you’re chasing? Honey. You might want to sit down for this.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Well I mean I was gonna mention the hat, lady, but you said you wanted me to be supportive.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

-Did you draw Peter O’Toole as Zaltar? -Sure did boss and I made him real Fred Armisen-y like you wanted -What

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The Dunaway likeness? Passable. Slater? Fair. Brenda Vacccaro? … My brother in Christ that is one miss Joanna Gleason and you know it

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

How is it possible that Lucy’s party dress is the gayest fit in here, when this book contains a driving suit and a KAFTAN?

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

1. I will not brook this Brenda Vaccaro erasure. 2. While we’re at it, Peters Cook and O’Toole? Fire your agents. You shoulda gotten a percentage. 3. Selena ate in the maxi-challenge but now she’s out here on the main stage trying to work a bodysuit AGAIN.

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

YOU: Ok. These will work. How m- CLERK: CAN I INTEREST YOU IN AN OFFICIAL TIE-IN ACTIVITY BOOK? YOU: I guess? Sure. CLERK: GREAT. WHICH ONE? BE SPECIFIC! YOU: What do you mean, which o-

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

YOU (ENTERING A TOY STORE IN 1984): Hi. My kid really liked that movie SUPERGIRL? Do you have like an action figure tied to it? CLERK: Pfft. No. Of course not. Why would they make that? YOU: Oh. Okay. Well thanks anyway. CLERK: HOLD UP.

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