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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Watching @mikeflanaganfilm.com's reimagining of Carrie. I'm only a few episodes in, but I just have to say that they need to cancel the Carrie franchise right now if anyone plans to cast anyone but #SamanthaSloyan to play Margaret White. She's crushing it.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But if billionaires aren’t allowed to steal from the rest of us, how will they bring about Gilded Age 2.0? Those cruise ship-sized super yachts and $5M ugly wedding dresses don’t pay for themselves, you know.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Awww, baby learned a new word. Now learn what it really means before you use it again. Hint: it doesn’t mean “anyone I disagree with.”

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don’t think he knows that. He’ll find out.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tom Morello is the Susan Sarandon of Macklemores. Just another vacuous, rich white person insulated from the consequences of their own actions while they squawk about the latest trendy cause.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And now the only witnesses to Chumley’s physical and cognitive collapse will be his inner circle of boot lickers. That was probably the reason for the ban in the first place.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I tried to preserve my faith in humanity by telling myself this is an engagement bot posting rage bait, but then it sunk in that if that’s the case, a human used their free time to create this bot. #TeamAsteroid

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

And the Rockies might have the advantage of height, but the Appalachians are older than time, haunted as hell and house clans you never want to meet in a dark alley.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

So we’re gatekeeping geography now? Oh, Bluesky…

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You sure can tell who is a privileged white man. Most other people: "supporting the human rights of Black, brown, immigrant and female citizens is the hill I'll die on." This guy: "those earbuds, though."

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Brad, I get it. No group on Earth is more oppressed than straight white men. Controlling only 95% of the world is tantamount to genocide because you don't control 100% of it. Now step aside so I can get a scoop of my own casserole because I'm the only one who knows how to season food in this crew.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Whatever you say, guy who has definitely never tried to get the attention of random young women on public transit by yanking the earbuds out of their ears.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Enjoy your MAGA Senator for the next six years, Michigan. But I guess this was the point all along. What will it take to make people less stupid? How much find out will it take to make people stop fucking around?

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Look how cool! A person I'm acquainted with on Instagram does photography with antique equipment and he did a portrait of his cat using a camera made in 1926. www.instagram.com/glass_negati...

beautiful black and white photo of a black and white cat sitting up on an elegant couch end table. It is posed for a studio photo with a black background.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There is a lorge beast living in my home. Don’t worry, he’s tame. And sleepy. And always hungry. #Flerken #Frito #FritoJeremiahMcFlerken

A massive and handsome orange tabby boy sleeps on a turquoise couch with a computer mouse and a TV remote beside him to show how lorge he is. He’s not fat, he’s just literally that fluffy.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

So the influencer gig didn’t work out for her, I take it?

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Yet another narcissist who’ll do anything for the attention she never got from mommy and daddy. Sit the fuck down and shut up, Karen. No one wants to hear your cry for help. This is why noise cancelling headphones exist.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The parents of Derry, Maine should keep a close eye on their kids for a while.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Related: what do ghost hunting and looking for Bigfoot have to do with travel? Like, at all?

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I haven’t even seen it yet and I already know that Samantha Sloyan is the Margaret White to beat all other Margaret Whites.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’m so sorry for your loss. Please let yourself be taken care of.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Maybe if the men can't function without "wranglers," maybe they're the ones who need to be corralled in the home and not let out unless they have a handler.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Glad you liked it! There's a line that needs to be drawn between fantasy and reality.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Jesus Hightower Christ, how many wives does this guy need???

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Yup. I had one who ran screaming to my boss every time I pushed back until said boss gave him hell for it. Not a peep since.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I’m not your secretary and your dick won’t fall off if someone doesn’t read a policy to you and explain it, so suck it up, buttercup.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

And it doesn’t stop with wives/girlfriends, it extends to female colleagues, too. I lost count of the number of times some dude who gets paid way more than me expected me to spoon-feed him info he could easily find himself before I finally put my foot down and said no.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It’s just so dismissive and invalidating. “You think you have it bad? Well, here’s what happened to ME!” Thanks but no thanks for the imposter syndrome.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I no longer feel weird about having a crush on a video game character with people like this running around. At least I know he’s not real.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

They probably get “fuck you” texts so often that it has become the equivalent of “text STOP to unsubscribe.”

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Grateful for this post because it gave me so many tankies to block. Making my Bluesky experience better one nuked fake AI account at a time.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The model on the right wore it best, mostly because it’s not three sizes too small.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Counting down the days until he's the corpse at every funeral.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

He just has to force himself into and poison every joyful moment, doesn't he? ETTD.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Bonus Flerken content, a photo for comparison:

A handsome orange tabby boy explores his new home on Day 1. He's in a kitchen with dark blue cabinets and white appliances. Not pictured: the light green walls. He owns the place now and he just lets me live here so I can scoop out his litterbox.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

His name was Frito, and I was going to keep it, but I changed it to Flerken because he looks exactly like this dude from the Captain Marvel movie, except his eyes are gold, not green:

A promotional photo of Goose from the Captain Marvel movie. An orange tabby cat with green eyes posed in a hero stance. The heroes' blue is to his left and the villains' red is to his right. Which is he? I guess we won't know until his breakfast or dinner is five minutes late.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I appreciate @scamperbeasts.bsky.social more than usual tonight because Flerken is doing zoomies like it's his job and sounds like a herd of wild horses while doing so. I know he was well cared-for in the three homes he lived in before me, because a cat doesn't grow to his size by being underfed.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

“Only 90s kids will know what this is,” and it’s a can of Sprite.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

That seems like an odd placement, but it makes sense if the shirt is meant to be tucked into pants.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

His doctors will advise him not to return to work or engage with the media despite being healthy as a triathlete, then on Aug. 4 his health will suddenly take a tragic turn for the worse. It's like the movie Dave, except not at all funny.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Looks like one of those labels with laundry instructions, but why is it on the outside of the shirt?

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

And don't even get me started on that AI as fuck-looking newspaper. I'll believe this is real when he shows up in person for work.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

So Lindsay Graham dies and all of a sudden Mitch shows up looking fresh-faced and like he's never been ill. I'm not saying he's a life force-sucking vampire, but... And I swear I'm not a tinhat, but I'm gonna need to see the real date stamp on that photo.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Must be an orange tabby thing! Flerken has no interest in people food, but boy does he raise a ruckus when I’m at the kitchen counter preparing it.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

And the look on his face: "Mother. Dear Mother. I shall starve to death as my dinner is five minutes late." I think the term "cat owner" needs to be changed to "cat-owned" for accuracy.

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